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I'll start.
Canadians,they live in Canada!
Next!
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I've never met a Candian I didn't like.
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Candians are, by definition, very sweet people.
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Ya'll need to see the VH1 special about canada! I learned about loonies, bunny hugs, rush, oh yeah......and there's actually a city called Dildo, Canada
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Sometimes. Licking is better, though.
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Oh yeah and they banned Bryan Adam's song, "Everything I do" cuz it wasn't entirely written by a Canadian.....I definately found that part odd!
And they have French Language Police who make sure shop owners post English AND French...
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Are there any other women from Canada other than Celine Dion?
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Canada...America's cheap Drug supplier !! God Bless them Upper Mexicans! And Free Quebec!!
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Nowhereman said: Are there any other women from Canada other than Celine Dion?
that hot chick from 24
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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PrincessElisa said: Ya'll need to see the VH1 special about canada! I learned about loonies, bunny hugs, rush, oh yeah......and there's actually a city called Dildo, Canada
saw it, not much i didn't already know. they barely touched on the guess who, nicklebacka nd sum41, thank god for that
but i'm sad there was no appreciatation for ketchup chips
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I have no desire to speak of America Junior.......Unless I'm talking shit on em' of course.
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They want to make it easy for us
The border is wide open, with usually less than a 10 minute wait at the border. But if you have a pot-luck dinner in the evening and need to be home early, the Canadian government is nice enough to keep us up to the minute with the wait times here so you can pack your panzer and move on out! The paths that we'll need to take:There will be four teams (Quite possibly Little League Teams if they don't already have a game scheduled that weekend) that will move into Canada using a system of "roads" and "railways". By spreading out, they can attack the most important part of Canada: Beavers. The Beaver defense network is vast, but not insurmountable. After turning them into warm yet stylish hats, the little leaguers will continue on by using the paths below: Now you're probably wondering why not a five-pronged attack from the North as well? We're letting Canada keep the North. It will from now on be known as the smaller version of Canada, "Canadi" (Pronounced "Canadee"). The plan for the new border is below: Let's not forget their defense force is somewhat less than credible...
| America | Canada | Armed Forces Budget: |
$276,700,000,000 |
$7,861,000,000 |
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Best Ground Weapon: |
M-1 Abrams Tank |
"Mounties" |
Military Hero: |
Gen. MacArthur |
Dudley Do-Right |
Patriotic Music: |
Lee Greenwood |
Celine Dion |
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Fully Developed |
Missing |
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Stealth Technology |
Rabid Beavers |
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Our Flag. On everything. |
Their Flag. On everything. |
Or the new national symbol. | The surrender will come quickly, they're French after all...Let's not foget that not only do they speak French but a lot of them are. We should see white flags before we even leave home! Aftermath Welcome our funny-sounding countrymen!Now that Canadi is created, and the U.S. has taken on another state (We suggest calling it "Canada" just to piss of the Canadies that still remember their old country), we'll have a really big party. Quebec can hang out with the South, since they both have this nasty little secession gene apparently; and we'll let Toronto re-unite with Seattle live on Oprah. And finally, just for good measure, it's ZEE, no "Zed". Also know as, THE END.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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From King of the Hill...
"Canada. Not just America's hat."
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Pig Iron said: what are candians????
Gay! Just like Canadians!
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Canadians are just english speaking Mexicans 'cept they live a lil north of us providing a huge buffer for thoose rampant Polar Bear attacks and Eskimo's
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