RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I need some urgent help.

During the last few weeks my supply of donkeys has dried up,as apparently there is a huge donkey shortage in America right now.
Now this has put a serious crimp in my sex life,so I started investigating alternatives.
Horses are too big & run too fast,Zebras are even rarer than donkeys and other animals just dont seem to hit the spot.
So,I spoke to Stan Lee about this huge problem,as Stan knows everything cause he invented the world,and he has told me that there is a suitable replacement for donkeys if you are not interested in being fucked by the donkey as well (donkeys have big cocks,the replacements dont).

What Stan has recomended to me is Greek men.
Can any of you recomend a nice Greek guy who would'nt be against the occasional anal raping?
I really have not been the same since they took away my favorite donkeys,Brian & Pete.

Thankyou so much true believers!

Try stupid doog, I hear he has very low standards.

No, bsams made me where the Bea Arthur mask.
PJP just made me shave my body so I looked like a little kid.

I won't get fooled again!

The kids are alright!

I'm Free!

And even at that price,nobody wants ya!

I do!

It is ILLEGAL in Canada to use the letter "O" without putting a "U" after it! (As in "Colour" or "Poutine" or "Filthy Whoure")


In the 1680s FRANCE transported from Europe to Canada in small fragile ships with valiant crews EVERY LAST BIT OF DIRT NOW IN QUEBEC!


If you want to get the full attention of a waiter in MONTREAL, it's customary to speak in their native GERMAN and yell "Hey garcon whose tete is made of MERDE!" and throw a FORK at him. DO NOT THROW A SPOON--this is considered an insult!