In CANADA it is illegal to own an SUV! Also a TV! Also, HOSPITALS cannot give you IVs! This is because CANADIANS HATE INITIALS!
When in Montreal, make friends by asking every passerby "Hey, Frenchy, where's the Eiffel Tower?"
Canadians do NOT pronounce "About" as if it were "Aboot"! In fact, the Canadian language DOES NOT HAVE THE WORD "ABOUT"! If a CANADIAN says "aboot," he probably means "a large shoe."
