RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW news & rumours!

This weeks Havoc has seen a return of some familiar faces in the forms of Chewy Walrus,ROY BATTY & LLance.
My sources suggest that this is just the start of a "old school" revival brought about by Rob Kamphausen,in an effort to get some ass.
His reasons being that they will be too old & slow to get away from him when he puts his moves on them.

Talking about "old school",it has come to my attention that legend,Captain Howdy is enjoying his current success so much that he is out partying most nights.
The fact that the parties he has been attending usually end up with most of the attendants being hospitalised is neither here nor there,suffice it to say that the Cap always walks away!

Rumours that thedoctor has had breast enhancement,have yet to be prooved!

Joe Mama is really hospitalised at the moment,though not for any wrestling injuries!
Sources from inside the hospital have told me that he has had a small village removed from his anus!

It would seem that Nowhereman is about to reveal a new gimmick.
I must stress that rumours that the gimmick involves crotchless panties & a peephole bra are totally unfounded.........probably!

Another RDCW wrestler has joined King Snarf in the newly reformed GBW promotion.
Rex is said to be paying attention!

Captain Sammitch will be appearing on new tv series,Queer eye for the queer guy!
Also,Penwing will be a guest on the Graham Norton show!

More Boston Strangler!!!!!

Not to interrupt the whole RDCW flow but should I be honored or disgusted that I won some bra/underwear title thingy? Don't I have to do something to be in RDCW?!?

Is there some kinda dummys guide to Robs rdcw I can read?!?!

elisa, sweety, if you have question or comments talk about them here and the best person to ask off forem is PenWing. he helped me out alot.

Well there were lotsa hockey threads to wade through!

You arse...

Any more rumors from Boston Strangler?

Why you asking me?
Ask him!

It has recently come to my attention that at least one wrestler is not too popular backstage due to personal hygene issues.
Balls Nasty is aparently abptly named as he is rumoured to have worn the same thong for at least the last three years,without removing it.

Joe Mama has recovered from his recent rectum surgery,and has been cleared for his match at Halloween Handjobs.
The village is said to be doing well & hopes to have electricity restored by December!

Rex recently appeared on the Havoc despite signing a contract with GBW.
It is believed this was a contractural obligation,as he wasnt paying attention when he signed!
It is believed he will be getting to the bottom of his recent troubles,when he debuts in GBW next month.

Doc Midnight has of course returned recently after his medical leave due to having his cock savaged by Rob Kamphausen.
Doc says he has put the injury & Rob behind him.

MisterJLA was recently seen buying a copy of Gigli on DVD.
Grimm was seen in the same video store,but left with his purchase in a brown paper bag.
When our spy asked the store assistant what depraved DVD Grimm had bought,the assistant told us it was Batman & Robin by Joel Schumacher!

TK-069 & Wednesday were recently caught buying paint for the new appartment they are sharing.
Everything was seemingly going great until a fight broke out between the two,which involved Wednesday being suplexed through a plate glass window.
The argument was apparently over the fact TK wanted to paint the kitchen pink,but Wednesday preferred lillac.

Louie Bastardo has become a father.........he didnt even realise he was pregnant!

Charlie has gone into hiding as he is apparently wanted by the police.
Details of his crime are sketchy,but what we do know is it involves a weasel,some KY Jelly & a David Hasselhoff greatest hits CD.


PrincessElisa recently said she was thinking about posing nude for a famous magazine!
Nobody believes her as the words "PrincessElisa" & "thinking" just do not go together in the same sentence!