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A tale of drugs,cheating,wife stealing,betrayal and job loss and bankruptcy.
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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It all began when I started taking Zoloft. A wonderful drug.
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Don't people realize that being jealous of his popularity and charisma only demeans them?
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RACK Drzsmith!
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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RACK Drzsmith!
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Don't people realize that being jealous of his popularity and charisma only demeans them?
brianjonopulos: Fuck, bsams is an attention whore.
brianjonopulos: Rob is suck a pussy when it comes to him.
brianjonopulos: He wants attention.
brianjonopulos: Thats all.
brianjonopulos: Same with g-man.
brianjonopulos: they don't get enough attention in real life, so they spam here.
brianjonopulos: Bsams also spammed my PM inbox.
brianjonopulos: Rob told me to put him on ingore, then I told him I couldn't because he was a mod, then rob told me to stop whining and contribute more.
brianjonopulos: Thats why I left for a week.
brianjonopulos: rob needs to crawl out of bsams ass.
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Tee Hee more story to come
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Oh joy! I love story time!
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ooooh story time
*runs off for blanky*
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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well that explains the crusty spot
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That's cause I spilled my apple sauce on it during snack time.
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well thank god, i was a bit worried why it was yellow
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Oh, mommy said it's yellow cause of age. But that's silly, blankys don't age.
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but wine does
damnit where's the milk truck!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So as some of you know when my grandparents passed I inherited alot of money. I never thought money would cause me troubles. As I said I got fixed mentally by Zoloft so after awhile I decided to get out of control and pursue my friend of 20 years wife for sex. It or she was easier than I thought and we started a relationship last October. Soon after I decided to have a party reuniting my old friends that I gave up on when my grandparents were in bad health. It was a great time and thats when it all went wrong.......
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damnit where's the milk truck!
Right here:
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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damnit where's the milk truck!
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haha
did i mentino i'm vegan?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm sure she'd let you sample the milk from her soy bean...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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So as some of you know when my grandparents passed I inherited alot of money. I never thought money would cause me troubles. As I said I got fixed mentally by Zoloft so after awhile I decided to get out of control and pursue my friend of 20 years wife for sex. It or she was easier than I thought and we started a relationship last October. Soon after I decided to have a party reuniting my old friends that I gave up on when my grandparents were in bad health. It was a great time and thats when it all went wrong.......
You, sir, are a storyteller for our generation!
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I'm sure she'd let you sample the milk from her soy bean...
ah fuck the milk truck, i'm going to the liquor store.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm sure she'd let you sample the milk from her soy bean...
ah fuck the milk truck, i'm going to the liquor store.
Liquor? You hardly know her!
(I know...that's not true...)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm sure she'd let you sample the milk from her soy bean...
ah fuck the milk truck, i'm going to the liquor store.
Liquor? You hardly know her!
(I know...that's not true...)
Y'know, sick thing is, that night the cameraperson and i were talking about our "e-marriage" and how we were gonnga head out and buy a double ended plastic schlong, El chunko del blondo there wanted to find a tri-ended one....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thank you for making me want to gouge my eyes and brain out with that image.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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oh how about this one, when i got to their party everyone was already drunk and jabba tried dry humping me but ended up eating my ear out?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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.....My best pal decided to introduce me to cocaine that night.I also started to get close to his girlfriend of five years that night as well. Over the next few months cocaine and his girl became very important to me. Finally in March my friends wife left him and moved in with me. That lasted about 24 hours until she went back to him. Two days later my best pal left his girlfriend of 5 years,we were together that night for the first time and she didnt leave my house for 5 months,other than for work. Unfortunately she ,when we couldnt get any coke,introduced my to Crack. I loved it.On March 23rd I failed a drug test and lost my job of 13 years. I also spent about 23 thousand dollars on it(no lie) eventually I met my current girlfriend and a week later split up with my best pals girl of 5 years.By the way my best pal became my worst enemy. during the time of March and August I was out of work with no income but in August I finally found a job and have been clean since then. Sadly Ive filed bancruptcy and am in the process of losing my house.
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.....My best pal decided to introduce me to cocaine that night.I also started to get close to his girlfriend of five years that night as well. Over the next few months cocaine and his girl became very important to me. Finally in March my friends wife left him and moved in with me. That lasted about 24 hours until she went back to him. Two days later my best pal left his girlfriend of 5 years,we were together that night for the first time and she didnt leave my house for 5 months,other than for work. Unfortunately she ,when we couldnt get any coke,introduced my to Crack. I loved it.On March 23rd I failed a drug test and lost my job of 13 years. I also spent about 23 thousand dollars on it(no lie) eventually I met my current girlfriend and a week later split up with my best pals girl of 5 years.By the way my best pal became my worst enemy. during the time of March and August I was out of work with no income but in August I finally found a job and have been clean since then. Sadly Ive filed bancruptcy and am in the process of losing my house.
The solution to all your problems lies in getting a job that endorses the use of coke...Try working at a gay bar. I hada nasty habit for several years on account of that job. Hell, I had the boss cutting me lines as I was cashing out.
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Uncle Dr, if you take your posts to the off topic/offensive forum, I'll remove every post that isn't yours so the entries of your story can be sifted through more easily.
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Herd behaviour describes how individuals in a group can act together without
planned direction. The term pertains to the behaviour of animals in herds,
flocks, and schools, and to human conduct during activities such as stock
market bubbles and crashes, street demonstrations, sporting events, episodes
of mob violence and even everyday decision making, judgement and opinion
forming.A group of animals fleeing a predator shows the nature of herd behavior. In the often cited article "Geometry For The Selfish Herd," evolutionary biologist W. D. Hamilton said each individual group member reduces thedanger to itself by moving as close as possible to the center of the
fleeing group. Thus the herd appears to act as a unit in moving together,
but its function emerges from the uncoordinated behavior of self-seeking
individualsAsymmetric aggregation of animals under panic conditions has
been observed in many species, including humans, mice, and ants.
Theoretical models have demonstrated symmetry breaking similar to
observations in empirical studies. For example when panicked individuals
confined to a room with two equal and equidistant exits, a majority will
favor one exit while the minority will favor the other.
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