#35655
2003-10-12 8:27 PM
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Where thefuck is that pathetic cunt PJP?
Looks like the little gayboy is running scared!
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#35656
2003-10-12 8:47 PM
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Private Problems and Gunny are apparently mia...
Burt Ward in Piggie's corner must have been too much..
But I'm taking no chances and getting..ahem..certain tools ready for action...
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#35657
2003-10-12 8:55 PM
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I'm assuming private and Gunny are busy expressing the merits of gays in the miltary..
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#35658
2003-10-12 9:07 PM
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Awright, you goons, head over to the Bloody Sunday thread and get to fightin'! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#35659
2003-10-12 10:57 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
I've entered the building.....
Ummmmm......I hate to break it to you but that was Burt Ward that you just "entered". ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
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#35660
2003-10-12 11:21 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
I've entered the building.....
Ummmmm......I hate to break it to you but that was Burt Ward that you just "entered".
You're next. You're just Zod's bitch anyway.
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#35661
2003-10-13 12:58 AM
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Another challenge issued by PJP! But first, he'll have to get past Nowhereman in the first ever steel cage casket match tonight at Bloody Sunday!
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#35662
2003-10-13 11:12 PM
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I'm calling out Ultimate Jaburg53!
A few months ago you fucked up the front page of the DCMB's with spam. I HATE spam!
Sure, you appologized. But now...Now is the time to take you OUT!
That's right Jaburg - Your goin DOWN!
It doesn't matter what you call yerself.
You can be Ultimate Jaburg53, Post Crisis Ultimate Jaburg53, Pre Crisis Ultimate Jaburg53, just plain Jaburg, just the number 53, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
You can even call yourself Post-pre-crisis Ultimate Jaburg53!
You can call yourself king of the damn universe for all anyone cares.
What it comes down to is this: you pissed me off.
Now it's payback.
You name the match.
You want a cage, you got a cage.
You want a cell, we can do a cell.
You want tables, ladders and chairs? Oh my! We can do tables, ladders and chairs!
Better yet, let's have a TLC in a steel cage, in an iron man match!
It's you're call Ultimate Jaburg53.
When you're ready to play, you just let me know.
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#35663
2003-10-13 11:13 PM
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Hey thedoctor, how's that?
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#35664
2003-10-15 11:40 PM
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Good evening ladies!
For those of you who didn't know there was a war Sunday night!
A war that left hundreds of broken chairs, Dozens of tables, ans many broken ladders in it's wake!
And when enough people died and enough pain was dealt Private Parts and I were victorious!
The Private pinned Pig Iron right in the middle of the ring!
So we have come here tonight to make our bitch pay up!
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#35665
2003-10-15 11:41 PM
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OOOOOHHHRRRRRGGGG!!
ARRRRAGGGAGGGGG!
BWOOOOM!
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#35666
2003-10-16 11:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by PenWing:
Hey thedoctor, how's that?
Good. The question is, will he accept the challenge? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
Anyway, I've sent out the PM's to each of you concerning your matches. Please contact each other and work them out. Just in case we need them, here are some extra rules that I didn't outline in my PM.
- 1. No squash matches.
- 2. Make it the kind of match that you'd really like to see. No limits on what you can do, as long as it's feasible. Beat the shit out of each other.
That's basically it.
Just for the record, the system I'm using to determine the outcomes of matches is truly a nerdy one. I roll a twelve sided die after assigning each wrestler to either high (7-12) or low (1-6). The further from the center the role, the greater the win. The closer, the harder it was to win. A percentage roll is made using ten sided dice to see if it is a clean victory or if foul play was involved. So it's all totally random. Unless I hate you. Then, you become a jobber. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
Also, if anyone has an ideas for names of belts, feel free to make them. The next big event will have us actually handing out titles.
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#35667
2003-10-16 2:14 PM
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#35668
2003-10-16 2:28 PM
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I believe yours went to the The one n only Nowhereman account.
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#35669
2003-10-16 2:42 PM
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And I just sent it to your plain Nowhereman account.
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#35670
2003-10-16 5:11 PM
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Never mistake me for anyone else,only my other personalities read their personal messages.
Security & all that!
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#35671
2003-10-21 3:27 AM
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Change to the match. Pig Iron has retired to managing full-time, but he will be representing me along with Burt Ward the celebrity guest. I will be taking his place in the match as long as it is OK with Chief Doctor.????
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#35672
2003-10-21 3:41 AM
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Pig Iron has been fined for his last minute withdrawel from the match. His payment shall be made in pics of gorgeous nude ladies in the Women forum.
RDCW accepts the replacement of Ghost Hog in the match.
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#35673
2003-10-21 3:45 AM
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Pig Iron's FTP program's free trial program ran out and he needs a new website to download another ftp program from in order to post said pics.
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#35674
2003-10-21 3:46 AM
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Now if Pig Iron could only get Jaburg to reply to his PMs....hint.
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#35675
2003-10-20 4:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ghost Hog:
Pig Iron's FTP program's free trial program ran out and he needs a new website to download another ftp program from in order to post said pics.
www.smartftp.com
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#35676
2003-10-21 11:53 PM
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Well, I'm just sitting here, drinking my martini.
And, I'm wondering, where is Jaburg.
What's the matter, Jaburg? Are you scared? Do you need your mommy?
Maybe it's the martini, or, maybe you really are looking more like a little (expletive).
Sorry, where are my manners.
Let's go, Jaburg, ultimate or otherwise.
You've been called out to go One. On. One. With. The. only person calling you out.
And a rookie at that.
Don't tell me your scared.
Is it the car? The chicks? The martini?
You name the match. Just don't forget to show up.
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#35677
2003-10-23 9:38 AM
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Jaburg, answer your PM's.
If anyone has a match worked out, get 'em back to me so Grimm and I can make commentaries.
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#35678
2003-10-23 12:33 PM
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Jaburg is obviously to intimidated by my martini's to respond.
Jaburg, if I must, I will have the barkeep pour you your very own martini.
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#35679
2003-10-29 12:44 PM
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Looks like no one has anything. Time to go to the Playstation to work this one out.
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#35680
2003-10-29 8:42 PM
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Must admit I aint comunicated with PJP,been too busy with work to think too hard about this!
Why dont you guys do the play by play yourselves & the opponents can just do the mic work setting up the storyline etc.
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#35681
2003-10-30 10:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Must admit I aint comunicated with PJP,been too busy with work to think too hard about this!
Why dont you guys do the play by play yourselves & the opponents can just do the mic work setting up the storyline etc.
Yea, I would like that better too.
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#35682
2003-11-05 10:30 PM
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Yo Private Parts & Sarge,what the fuck kinda gaylords are you two?
Have you been sharing showers & dropping the soap,if ya know what I mean?
So which one is the butch & which is the bitch?
In case ya aint guessed I`m calling you two out for a match against me & my mystery partner.
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Quote:
Larry said:
Yeah! We'll wipe the floor with the lot of ya!
Says Larry, as he runs out the door...
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