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The undisputed winner of the 1st Annual RKMBS Survivor is...


    rex - Joe Mama
    Stupid Doog - Joe Mama
    PJP - Glacier16
    Balloon Knot - Joe Mama
    Sneaky - Joe Mama
    PenWing - Joe Mama
    Glacier16 - Joe Mama
    Klinton - Glacier16




Joe Mama


Joseph Mother withstood months of unending boredom and torture, solidly standing above the sweaty masses of this ridiculous message board.

Congratulation Joe. You are, indeed, a survivor.

-Grand Prize-


Ummm...good question. I've been waiting to hear back from The Rob for a week or two now. We've thrown a few ideas back and forth. But, until I get some sort of confirmation one way or another, I can't tell you what you've won, if anything. However, I'll continue to PM Rob until I get an answer, and I'll PM you, Joe, with said answer as well.

To everyone that has played the game...

Balloon Knot


BeardGuy 57


BSAMS


Chewy Walrus


Chris Oakley


Crawfordcrow


DarkKnight316


Glacier16


Joe Mama


Klinton


MrJLA


Nowhereman


PenWing


PJP


Rex


Sneaky Bunny


StupidDoog


Uschi


...thank you. As much as I may bitch, it was fun. I appreciate everyone's involvement and enthusiasm, and hope we can do something similiar again in the future.

Until then, Ciao!

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I didn't touch it. It was deleted?

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I guess. I cannot find it. Even did a search for it, and came up with nothing. Maybe the Global Announcement part fucked it up. Or, Gob removed it because it was a GA.

Oh well. I'll put up the results around Thanksgiving (next Thursday). Until then, everyone is still free to PM me their vote...

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I voted for MisterJLA.

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I guess. I cannot find it. Even did a search for it, and came up with nothing. Maybe the Global Announcement part fucked it up. Or, Gob removed it because it was a GA.

Oh well. I'll put up the results around Thanksgiving (next Thursday). Until then, everyone is still free to PM me their vote...



Global anouncements cant be posted on!

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Ahhh...most curious. Thank you, father...

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I voted for MisterJLA.




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I will tally the final votes at the end of the day, and post the winner tonight...

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Yeah Joe!

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congrats joe.






(now where's my 20 bucks?)


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Oh yeah, for the rest of you...............(except a select few)





















































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I'm happy for you Joe! Like glacys said at least one of us from our unholy alliance won. You da Man!


And Glacys......we'll get 'em next time!

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I'm happy for you Joe! Like glacys said at least one of us from our unholy alliance won. You da Man!


And Glacys......we'll get 'em next time!

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Congradulations to Prometheus for running a great game.

I am proud to be your co-mod.

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Congradulations to Prometheus for running a great game.

I am proud to be your co-mod.




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And nude.




...you had me at nude...

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"You're my boy, Blue!"

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Did I not vote? Prolly not. Wouldn't have mattered. I'd prolly have voted for Kodos anyway...

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And Kang?

Congrats Joe

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If I were a man of few words, I'd say something like "Holy Shit!!! "

But I'm not. I'm a long-winded bastard, so I'm gonna thank some people. First of all, I wanna thank Prometheus for running this in the first place. It had to have been a frustrating, sometimes aggravating, sometimes ponderous (fucking ponderous) job, but someone did it. That person was Prometheus, and he did it well. Kudos to you, bro.

A quick thank you goes to Rob. Whatever the prize is, or isn't, I'm grateful. Without you, this contest and these boards aren't possible. Thank you for being a source for much work-shirking.

There's no way I win without my brother, PJP, and the members of the Alliance. So thanks and big ups for PJP and Glaci...GQ-Smoothie. Also, props to Bunny and Doog. This win is as much yours as it is ours.

To those of you who voted either for me, or against someone else, I thank you. Your active or passive support was how I got here. Thank you for willing me to win. Or at least willing other people to lose.

Finally, I want us all to observe a moment of silence for one MisterJLA, who was devoured by sharks during the game. He was a good competitor, though not a very strong swimmer. It is my wish that JLA, in the end, gave that shark the stomach pains that come from guilt. Guilt for eating such a great competitor and a handsome man.

:silence: :silence:

Thank you all. This was fun. My gift to all of you is to NOT quote either the band Survivor or Destiny Child's "Survivor". You're welcome.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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If I were a man of few words, I'd say something like "Holy Shit!!! "

But I'm not. I'm a long-winded bastard, so I'm gonna thank some people. First of all, I wanna thank Prometheus for running this in the first place. It had to have been a frustrating, sometimes aggravating, sometimes ponderous (fucking ponderous) job, but someone did it. That person was Prometheus, and he did it well. Kudos to you, bro.

A quick thank you goes to Rob. Whatever the prize is, or isn't, I'm grateful. Without you, this contest and these boards aren't possible. Thank you for being a source for much work-shirking.

There's no way I win without my brother, PJP, and the members of the Alliance. So thanks and big ups for PJP and Glaci...GQ-Smoothie. Also, props to Bunny and Doog. This win is as much yours as it is ours.

To those of you who voted either for me, or against someone else, I thank you. Your active or passive support was how I got here. Thank you for willing me to win. Or at least willing other people to lose.

Finally, I want us all to observe a moment of silence for one MisterJLA, who was devoured by sharks during the game. He was a good competitor, though not a very strong swimmer. It is my wish that JLA, in the end, gave that shark the stomach pains that come from guilt. Guilt for eating such a great competitor and a handsome man.

:silence: :silence:

Thank you all. This was fun. My gift to all of you is to NOT quote either the band Survivor or Destiny Child's "Survivor". You're welcome.




post of the year.

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so, this Joseph Mother is your latest companion, eh? well, then I shall simply have to kill him as well. Mua. . .Muahahah. . .MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Congratulation Joe. You are, indeed, a survivor.

-Grand Prize-


Ummm...good question. I've been waiting to hear back from The Rob for a week or two now.





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I would just like to say, I am so proud to have been the first person voted off!
That means I am a bigger cunt than all of you!

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I would just like to say, I am so proud to have been the first person voted off!
That means I am a bigger cunt than all of you!




That and....well, I just don't have the time to make this fucking list.


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I would just like to say, I am so proud to have been the first person voted off!
That means I am a bigger cunt than all of you!




That and....well, I just don't have the time to make this fucking list.



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