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Yeah he was coaxed into it BUT at least now you have a public apology


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don't forget the time you told me she was the best sex you evr had. And thatshe tasted like lemon gum drops.


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Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? (



That'd be me!

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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the one you were talking about selling on ebay?

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the one you were talking about selling on ebay?






Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.





Is this some kind of joke???

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....uh....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Meeko said:
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Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.





Is this some kind of joke???




Uh, Chris? Chris Oakley? I think Meeko needs a ruling? What do you have to say to Sammitch?

"I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!"

I guess that's our answer...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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uh, i don't think chris was finished, i don't see a mention of nazi's


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I had to give him his meds and stick him back in his veal-box. He was winding up to go on a tirade.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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my god! quick joe, get the got milk posters out of there!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...he's finally sleeping...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Can we please delete this thread?


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Why? Oakley's sleeping and all is well...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.


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Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.





You know begging them to delete it is just going to make it worse.


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Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.



naw mate, i'm still regular tonight. but thanks, i'll call if i need some aloe toliet paper.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Can we please delete this thread?




Rob said we can't delete threads, but if you want I can replace the first post with something random. Seriously.


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we can turn it into another Meeko thread. Hi Meeks!

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Is this some kind of joke???





Hahahahhaahhahhaha!


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In a large bowl, mix the pudding with 1 cup of the milk. When pudding is formed, add in the remaining ingredients and mix very well. Chill.

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And this thread is reset yet again.


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And this thread is reset yet again.




You could always go and edit the post.


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Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.





Is this some kind of joke???



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Some things are forever.

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Some things are forever.




This may have to go on record as the one time I didn't feel the urge to thank God for PJP.


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