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#604120 2005-12-12 10:24 PM
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drink!

185.25 cups of Starbucks Tall Caffe Mocha + You = Death


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Excellent find, Sneaky!!


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yes, i only have like 4 cups to go


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
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OKAY!!!!!

can i borrow some money?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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*opens wallet* I got $36 and a library card. Good?


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yes, i've been meaning to pick up a few books


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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After 337.92 cans of Dr Pepper, you'd be pushing up daisies

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It would take 173.18 cans of Red Bull to put you down

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drink!

185.25 cups of Starbucks Tall Caffe Mocha + You = Death



After 395.85 cups of Starbucks Tall Caffe Mocha, you'd be pushing up daisies

Its good to be fat!

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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all."
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yes, i've been meaning to pick up a few books



See Spot!
See Spot run!

When do you move onto the next book?

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You could drink 90.05 cans of Jolt Cola before croaking


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yes, i've been meaning to pick up a few books



See Spot!
See Spot run!

When do you move onto the next book?



Naw, i was thinking everybody poops


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You could drink 90.05 cans of Jolt Cola before croaking



After 192.43 cans of Jolt Cola, you'd be pushing up daisies

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It would take 136.50 shots of Espresso to put you down.


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It would take 270.99 cans of Vanilla Coke to put you down!

Where can I find .99 cans of soda? They don't sell that size at Wal-Mart!

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It would take 1002.42 bottles of Cool from Nestea to put you down


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Only 94 cans of Double Shot!


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Awww they dont have Starbucks Venti Caramel Macciato with xtra caramel and an xtra shot of espresso.... or A&W Root Beer... what the fuck kind of test is this that they have fuckin' A&W Cream Soda but not A&W Root Beer?!?!?!?




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Its callled death by caffiene. Root Beer and Cream Soda don't have caffiene in them.


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It would take 215.53 cans of Pepsi to put me down!


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Its callled death by caffiene. Root Beer and Cream Soda don't have caffiene in them.




Neither does Sprite but it's on there.

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Cream Soda is on there and I believe Barq's Root Beer has caffiene. That's why the slogan is "Barq's has bite".


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You could drink 162.09 cans of Mr. Pibb before croaking

i really need to gain weight.....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Cream Soda is on there and I believe Barq's Root Beer has caffiene. That's why the slogan is "Barq's has bite".




its the root beer favor they are tslking about when they say "bite" deary.

and its true there isnt any caffiene in RB..


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You could drink 162.09 cans of Mr. Pibb before croaking

i really need to gain weight.....




I've been barking up that tree for a damn long time!


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Coffee is a good thing once or twice a week anyways...........

Im a coke girl though: have to have one every day or im reallllllllllly havin' the caffine headaches.


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You could drink 162.09 cans of Mr. Pibb before croaking

i really need to gain weight.....




I've been barking up that tree for a damn long time!



i try! i eat! i can plow in a large pizza papalis pie and a family size bag o' chips! but nothing!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Im a coke girl though



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Shutup.........you know what I meant


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Im a coke girl though






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You could drink 162.09 cans of Mr. Pibb before croaking

i really need to gain weight.....




I've been barking up that tree for a damn long time!



i try! i eat! i can plow in a large pizza papalis pie and a family size bag o' chips! but nothing!






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its the root beer favor they are tslking about when they say "bite" deary.

and its true there isnt any caffiene in RB..




Well then, tell this site bcz they seem to believe that Barq's Root Beer has 23 milligrams of caffeine and A&W Cream Soda has 29. Dearie

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You are even fatter than me!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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