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It has been brought to my attention recently that TNR manager,Arnold Judas Rimmer,has been found lurking backstage at a Barry Manilow concert!
When asked what he was doing there,he told reporters he was trying to recover James Fantastic,who had become lodged up one of Manilows nostrils!



Joe Mama is in the news again.
After all his recent seperation from the village he had been hiding in his anus,many people thought Joe would try to keep out of the spotlight,but they were wrong!
While travellin to a recent RDCW show,Joe pulled over into a local drive thru.
It was only after he placed his order that he realised there are no drive thrus in Roboken,and he & his forklift were actually parked in the middle of the restaraunt!



Grimm was recently spotted out on the town,hand in hand with a famous female celebrity.
Mae Young says they are just good friends.



Rob Kamphausen recently sold shares in his arse!
King Snarf bought most of them!


Captain Sammitch,Kilconey & Chewy Walrus recently opened their own comic shop called "Gay & Silent knobs secret stash!"
The stash is so secret that nobody can find it,including them!


A huge rumour is that Nowhereman is in negotiations to sign some new talent to RDCW,and has also been in contact with some former RDCW talent as well!
Some people have been suggesting he has no intention of signing anyone,he just wants to get their hopes up before he calls them Cunts and tells them to fuck off!


At least one RDCW hottie is rumoured to be posing for Hustler magazine!
Apparently Hustler have been impressed with the pictures they have seen on the RDCW website.
The only clues we have been given so far,include childs bed,huge boobs,sweaty & saucer nipples!