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r3x29yz4a should be banned from RKMB land for life! He's a religious biggot of the worst kind! Happy Hannakah, Merry Christmas and Kool Kawanza, indeed! He never offered me a Happy Solstice or Super Saturnalia! G-man! Rob! Someone alert the media! 
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r3x29yz4a should be banned from RKMB land for life! He's a religious biggot of the worst kind! Happy Hannakah, Merry Christmas and Kool Kawanza, indeed! He never offered me a Happy Solstice or Super Saturnalia!
G-man! Rob! Someone alert the media!
Its Media X here.
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r3x29yz4a should be banned from RKMB land for life! He's a religious biggot of the worst kind! Happy Hannakah, Merry Christmas and Kool Kawanza, indeed! He never offered me a Happy Solstice or Super Saturnalia!
G-man! Rob! Someone alert the media!
In that case let me offer you a Happy Solstice, a Super Saturnalia and just to round it offer you a woderous Yule Tide with plenty of carnal excesses.
Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma.
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Yeah........but my throat's freakin sore (why do family members always give you their cold when they start feeling better??) Its just wrong to be feeling sick on Christmas weekend!!!! Grrr, anyways it should be fun (crosses fingers!).
Hope the rest of you have an awesome Christmas toos!!!
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Seriously. Even Pariah
Go fuck yourself.
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Merry Christmass,everyone. I hope evryone gets their stocking stuffed.
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Merry Christmass,everyone. I hope everyone gets their stocking stuffed.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Yeah, Merry Christmas, you freaks... 
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Stunt cock!
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE RKMBERS!!!!!!!! spread the love yo, spread the love. 
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuakka, Happy Holidays...and whatever else there is
and for the atheists, sure damn cold out.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Stunt cock!
Hey...how ya doin'?
Hey...how ya doin'?
Hey...how ya doin'?
Just get in there!!!
But I haven't slapped my ass yet...
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Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas to all!
and a very Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends!
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Merry, merry, happy, happy and all that jazz...hope the holidays are great for everybuddy...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Enjoy the weekend. Whatever you're doing.
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Merry Christmas, you silly little apes.
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My friend told me a story of a guy he works with who said "Merry Christmas" to a customer leaving Best Buy. She replied with "oh I'm Jewish". The guy's response: "Oh that sucks".
Merry Christmas anyway!! I'm gonna go eat food.
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Merry Christmas to all!
and a very Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends!
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Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
Folks will gather 'round the fire
Sing a song, join the choir
Pretty soon they'll all retire
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
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Golly that isn't very nice.
Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
Folks will gather 'round the fire
Sing a song, join the choir
Pretty soon they'll all retire
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
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In this season Of Loving and Sharing. I think it would be nice if we all just took turns and thought of a person on these here boards that brings joy into your life. Think of this person and send them a christmas greeting. To let them know how much you appreciate them. Ahhhhhhhh Fuck All that, And Fuck you all too 
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Merry Christmas to all!
and a very Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends!
It's not Hanukkah right now you nonce!!
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President's Christmas Message
I send greetings to those celebrating Christmas.
During Christmas, we gather with family and friends to celebrate the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ. As God's only Son, Jesus came to Earth and gave His life so that we may live. His actions and His words remind us that service to others is central to our lives and that sacrifice and unconditional love must guide us and inspire us to lead lives of compassion, mercy, and justice. See, terrorists like those from 911, they believe in the wrong God. And, we know it's the wrong God because he doesn't have a holiday like Christmas to prove it.
The true spirit of Christmas reflects a dedication to helping those in need, to giving hope to those in despair, and to spreading peace and understanding throughout the Earth, with the use of bombs. As we share love and enjoy the traditions of this holiday, we are also grateful for the men and women of our Armed Forces who are working to defend freedom, secure our homeland, and advance peace and safety around the world. Rest in peace, fellows.
This Christmas, may we give thanks for the blessings God (the right one) has granted to our Nation and in each of our lives. May the joy of the holidays renew our commitment to working together for a future of peace, opportunity, hope, and more crude oil.
Laura joins me in wishing you a Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year. She also joins me in asking that you all pray to the right God, or I may get really loaded and push the button. Bye-bye, France, bye-bye. Did I mention I was loaded now? Get that f---ing recorder out of my face.
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Merry Christmas to all!
and a very Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends!
It's not Hanukkah right now you nonce!!
Yes it is you twat
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Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights, is a Jewish holiday. It begins at the 25th day of the Hebrew month of Kislev, and is celebrated for eight days. Since in Jewish tradition the Hebrew calendar date starts at sunset, the first evening of Hanukkah starts after the sunset of the 24th of Kislev. This is usually the evening before the date shown for the first day of Hanukkah on the Gregorian calendars that include it. The start of Hanukkah usually falls in December, but occasionally it starts in late November.
The dates may have passed already but like Christmas,which is only one day,it doesnt stop people giving others well wishes on the days around that event!
Hanukkah,unlike Christmas is not celebrated on the same date on the Gregorian calendar every year!
Fuck off & play with your knives little cunt!
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According to my Jewish wife, Pariah is correct.
Hanukkah doesn't begin until sundown tonight.
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Well according to my jewish fish, we don't really care.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nowhereman must have forgotten then...
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Well according to my jewish fish
Gefilte fish?
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According to my Jewish wife, Pariah is correct.
Hanukkah doesn't begin until sundown tonight.
But the sun went down ages ago!
Remember,there is more to this world than America!
Remember where the prime Meridian is!
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According to my Jewish wife, Pariah is correct.
Hanukkah doesn't begin until sundown tonight.
But the sun went down ages ago!
Remember,there is more to this world than America!
Remember where the prime Meridian is!
between llance's left and right tit?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But the sun went down ages ago!
Remember,there is more to this world than America!
Remember where the prime Meridian is!
Exactly. It's not Hannukah in America yet.
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Oh of course,I forgot,America is the Jewish homeland so it doesnt matter that elsewhere in the world it is Hannukah!
Damn that PJP for being inconsiderate to dumb fucks like you!
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There ARE more jews living in NY City alone than in all of Israel...
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So?
The fact is PJP said "To all our Jewish friends" not "All our Jewish friends who live in New York!"
Whether there are more Jews in New York than Israel or not does not make it the fucking promised land!
There are Jews living in every country in the world I'm sure,but that doesnt mean every fucking country is the spiritual homeland!
I know you are a cunt G-Man,but I woulda thought defending a twat like Pariah was beyond you!
The simple fact that Pariah has no friends explains why he has a hard time grasping the concept of people knowing there is a world outside their window!
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If you're going to get technical, at the time PJP posted, it wasn't even Hanukkah in Israel.
Stop being such a whiny bitch. I'm defending him because, in this case, he was right. You were wrong.
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