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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

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Penwing is no longer allowed to post at the RKMBs.

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don't worry, she came in a box


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Get out? I thought the goal was to get in?






It is.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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So I'm not crazy. Phew. Well, it will be a while before any of that, still have to work a lot of things out before we can get married.


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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

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don't worry, she came in a box




And he wants to come in hers.


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don't worry, she came in a box




And he wants to come in hers.






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Awwwwwwwwww, get married?!?!?! So not fair...........

Looks like the nights staying up with penwing talking about everything are over *le sighs*. Hey at least you met the right girl AND she's Jewish!


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Awwwwwwwwww, get married?!?!?! So not fair...........

Looks like the nights staying up with penwing talking about everything are over *le sighs*. Hey at least you met the right girl AND she's Jewish!




Shoulda been more aggressive. Damn shame.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! He was Jewish, I was Christian it was doomed from the start ;p

She sure is getting an amazing guy though!


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SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! He was Jewish, I was Christian it was doomed from the start ;p

She sure is getting an amazing guy though!




Shame that you've such a narrow view of love and compatibility. You could've had yourself an...

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amazing guy




Just sayin'.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! He was Jewish, I was Christian it was doomed from the start ;p

She sure is getting an amazing guy though!



You do know Jesus was Jewish!

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SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! He was Jewish, I was Christian it was doomed from the start ;p

She sure is getting an amazing guy though!



You do know Jesus was Jewish!




And Middle Eastern...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Before all the other Christians get to this pic and bitch, I would like to say:



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SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! He was Jewish, I was Christian it was doomed from the start ;p

She sure is getting an amazing guy though!




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amazing guy




Just sayin'.



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no i'm sorry, it doesn't work.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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good going pen hunny! hope everything works out for the best, sugar!




Thanks. There is a lot to work out. And both of us are still in school. She'll be really busy over the next few months student teaching, which is good because it will give both of us time to really think and work out our ends and see if we can really make something happen here. The one thing we agreed when we first started talking is that we were going to be friends, and if we could make something more of it, then we would, but our friendship would come first, and it will.

Still, I know what I want, and I'm going to do everything I can to make it happen. Expect to see less of me around here.


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Expect to see less of me around here.




If we could laid regularly, you'd see less of the rest of us around here, too.


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Expect to see less of me around here.




If we could laid regularly, you'd see less of the rest of us around here, too.




True that.


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This is the greatest thing ever.


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