RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women Most debauched sex act you have performed?

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I should've taken the offer to get polished.

Who knew B was gonna be in a lasting relationship an' shit...

But I still have non-vanilla sex!

That's gotta be worth something!

Like...having sex (and being on top) in front of a window that's facing the street...in a hotel...in the middle of the day...!

What floor?

Third.

Niiiiiiiice.

I know.

Next time, try a phone booth!

There are no phone booths any more...

Dammit now how will Clark Kent ever change into Superman?

I have seen one phonebooth in Pittsburgh. It's about halfway between my place and campus, and in the middle of a little park. It seems really out of place.

Do it on a park bench!

Well, my most debauched act was with other guys...

Jim

Halloween. 1989. I was dressed as Batman. My soon to be girlfriend as the Joker.

As the evening came to a close...

Let's just say that Frank Miller would probably have been proud....

You broke her neck!

Good for you!

No, not her neck

You ain't supposed to have sex with a girl dressed like a man, that's crazy!

I'm thinking it over.

Jim

Waiting as you think it over...

Ok, it was, ahem, an orgy-type situation with four guys, one of whom was a buddy, and the other two I did not know.

Now I do know them. Biblically.

--Jim

The only thing I can think of is having sex once under a bridge by the main highway in a town I used to live in. The other is having doggy-style sex with a girl in the middle of a baseball field in a public park. It was dark but some people were still around in the distance.

Oh yeah. Once, while at that same park on a Saturday afternoon, me and a girl had full on sex but under a blanket. With people and families close by.

To be young and too horny to think straight

good times...

It was a desperate bid? Didn't you *want* to? I mean, I like doing that kind of thing...

Oh, for those who care, I repeated my debauched act previously mentioned, last night.

Jim

I'm pretty conservative. All I really want is the occasional cuddle.

Having said that, last year I was contemplating life, at a local beauty spot. A couple in their early 40s came over and we made small talk.

Later, the man came back on his own and asked me if I wanted to have sex with his wife.

I was feeling a bit lonely at the time, so I said yes. After I had finished and was lying on the grass,(I'm sorry there's no nice way of putting this) the man began licking his wife's juices off of my cock.

As a rule, I'm not into that kind of thing, but it seemed of impolite to say no and it did feel quite nice.

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When I was living in India a few years ago, I had sex with a tantric adept. That wasn't debauched - it was just unusual. It happened in Tarapith which is like the 'Twin Peaks' of India.

We spent the afternoon fucking in the upstairs part of a hut in the vilage. The villagers who lived in the hut were nothing to do with this tantric woman, but I got the impression that people were a bit scared of the tantrics in the area and didn't like to cross them.

She did this weird thing where she held me in, after I'd finished, and I couldn't withdraw. She just waited until I was ready to go again.

Tarapith's a weird place. Totally freaked me out.

Anyway, I hope you're all still going to speak to me.

I was cornholed by the Nature Boys.

Is he dead yet? I figured the complete lack of sex has made him spontaneously combust.

A friend dated a ballerina and she did the same thing to him.Wouldn't let him go until she was finished. It scared the bejessus outta him....

...I want to do that.

On another note, a friend and I joined a swingers club and went to a party last night. The people were nice (albeit the few 'freaks' that will always be at one of these functions) but there was no there my age (my friend has 11 years on me). And what was interesting was that most of these women were bisexual and/or eager to have their men get off regardless of who it was with. I was playing pool with a guy that I just met, my friend was chatting with his girl while we played and while we played (and I lost horribly) we made small inuendos and what not. At one point I mentioned how he was whopping my ass badly. He suggested we go out to the dungeon area of the club and have him really beat my ass. Told him wasn't into S&M and that this was my first party, so I was a vouyer for the night. He said no problem and proceeded to slap my ass at any given chance. His woman was watching and was getting off on it it seemed. It was cool being in that sort of environment with no one getting upset because I was talking to another man or he was talking to me (or even propositioning me).

My friend and I ended up at an 80's dance club later in the night and we talked about the experince (it was his time at a swingers club function too). We decided we were going to keep with it (after all we have a six month membership) and see how it goes. We were told that this club has a younger membership (which is what we were looking for) but this function had a lot of older people (when I say older, I'm saying late forties and early fifties). So we were hoping it was just a fluke. There is a party every weekend this month, so we may check them all out. I think once we get into the groove of what is expected (or not expected) at these events then I'll have better stories for this thread.

***And when I say friend, I mean friend with benefits, not boyfriend....

Our little girl is growing up!

Like most dudes, I thought of gettin' it on with multiple partners simultaneously/consecutively, but I'm such a hypochondriac, I could never do it unless I really knew the situation's safe.

Guess Im pretty conservative too. On separate occasions had anal with a girl. Same girl I had sex with after eating some ecstacy. Another occasion shot a massive load on her back after doggystyling on camera. Decently debaucherous I suppose.