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I'm pretty conservative. All I really want is the occasional cuddle.
Having said that, last year I was contemplating life, at a local beauty spot. A couple in their early 40s came over and we made small talk.
Later, the man came back on his own and asked me if I wanted to have sex with his wife.
I was feeling a bit lonely at the time, so I said yes. After I had finished and was lying on the grass,(I'm sorry there's no nice way of putting this) the man began licking his wife's juices off of my cock.
As a rule, I'm not into that kind of thing, but it seemed of impolite to say no and it did feel quite nice.
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When I was living in India a few years ago, I had sex with a tantric adept. That wasn't debauched - it was just unusual. It happened in Tarapith which is like the 'Twin Peaks' of India.
We spent the afternoon fucking in the upstairs part of a hut in the vilage. The villagers who lived in the hut were nothing to do with this tantric woman, but I got the impression that people were a bit scared of the tantrics in the area and didn't like to cross them.
She did this weird thing where she held me in, after I'd finished, and I couldn't withdraw. She just waited until I was ready to go again.
Tarapith's a weird place. Totally freaked me out.
Anyway, I hope you're all still going to speak to me.
How the fuck I ever missed queer boy's post the first time around is beyond me!! You fucking homo backwards 
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Holy shit. I didn't see that either.
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Well, you typically look for pics in this forum, so I won't hold it against you two.
Most recent debauched act? It didn't involve me in a physicial aspect. But I've watched a girl who really likes me get off HARD on webcam.
And nooooo... it wasn't Elisa.
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i have done most the norm with women, oral, anal, all that, 2 biggest, probably 1, a 3some with a true lesbian and a bi, and 2 chicks (not in a 3some, and they didn't know each other) in a matter of about 2 to 3 hours between them. was it wrong to get the second to give me head, lol
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And nooooo... it wasn't Elisa.
YEAH!!!!!! I've been exonerated to my sweet and innocent status once again!
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I never said that!
And why do you have the time to type? Get back on the basket, slave!
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YEAH!!!!!! I've been exonerated
you had your nuts cut off?!?!?!!?
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Why do I always have to educate you bsams? WHY? Quote:
Web definitions for exonerated: absolved: freed from any question of guilt; "is absolved from all blame"; "was now clear of the charge of cowardice"; "his official honor is vindicated"
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And nooooo... it wasn't Elisa.
YEAH!!!!!! I once had honey spread all over my body and the entire band licked it off. They also added whipped cream and salsa. Although the person that added salsa got me really hot the spicy flavor really detracted from the sweet flavors. Salsa is now my favorite condiment. I like it more than Durex or Trojan. In fact, salsa is my life I often take baths in it and use corn chips to eat my own bath water. I just found out salsa is really healthy for you, and now I'm the healthiest person evers.
Picante???
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I used my left hand once...
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I think the female visitors of this thread need to partake in the discussion. . . mmmmm?
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packed hotel this weekend - up against the ice machine and soda miachine, midday, kids in the park 20 yards away.
hour later - one of those big aish wooden swings in the park.
tried a rainbow kiss once, felt good and he oddly enjoyed it.
trying to convince the boyfriend to do a threeway, he doesn't want another chick in the bedroom. jealousy issues.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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WHAT?!?!? What is he, AMISH?
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tried a rainbow kiss once, felt good and he oddly enjoyed it.
Is a rainbow kiss what I think it is?
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I like when women who are usually extremely promiscuous decide to change their ways the moment I'm starting to get interested in them. Da FUCK. "Yeah, I used to have threesomes. AND makeout with girls all the time while my ex watched. But I don't wanna do that anymore."   
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WHAT?!?!? What is he, AMISH?
uh, jewish. 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ah well, enough jager and i can haver her to myself.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That'd be pretty awesome to rail a girl against an ice machine in a hotel. Nice.
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Why? What are you, Amish?
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packed hotel this weekend - up against the ice machine and soda miachine, midday, kids in the park 20 yards away.
hour later - one of those big aish wooden swings in the park.
tried a rainbow kiss once, felt good and he oddly enjoyed it.
trying to convince the boyfriend to do a threeway, he doesn't want another chick in the bedroom. jealousy issues.
i'm still tryin to figure this...a dude, turned down the offer of a 3some, from his gf.....i am not understandin this
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Why? What are you, Amish?
1/36th!
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That'd be pretty awesome to rail a girl against an ice machine in a hotel. Nice.
It would be even cooler to do a guy.
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I had a chick want me to tie her up, blindfold her, and ram this huge dildo in her as hard as I could. I declined. She had issues serious issues /:
I'm sure she's doing much better now!
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I was out on my second date with a girl. She had long dark hair, nice slim body, and had done some modeling. She was wearing a short flowing dress that really showed off how beautiful she was.
After we saw a movie at a nice shopping center, it was about 12:30 PM, and there were very few people around. There were several outdoor cafe places that were closed, with decorative iron tables and chairs, and my girlfriend sat down in one of the chairs. I was very into this girl, and was enjoying being with her so much, I hadn't made a move on her yet. It was obvious she felt the same way. We had good chemistry from the moment we met.
She self-consciously said I hadn't tried to kiss her. I leaned over and affectionately ran my fingers through her hair, and moved close to her face like I was going to kiss her. Then I smiled playfully at her, moved lower and kissed on the lower part of her thigh, and slowly worked my way up her legs, then finally kissed her full on the lips. Through her panties. This went on for about 10 or 15 minutes. It was really exciting, 'cause even though we were alone, there were people about 100 feet or so in the distance out of sight that we could hear, and a slight chance we could get caught.
I finally took her by the hand and walked her back to my car. Walking back, she said she was very excited by our "first kiss", telling me how wet it made her, and said she was so excited it was running down her thighs. I was very excited by it too. I stopped walking, turned and embraced her, and we kissed in the more conventional way, standing in the street, for several minutes.
We finally made it back to the car, I drove her home, where we continued in a more private setting. As good as it gets!
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I'm pretty conservative. All I really want is the occasional cuddle.
Having said that, last year I was contemplating life, at a local beauty spot. A couple in their early 40s came over and we made small talk.
Later, the man came back on his own and asked me if I wanted to have sex with his wife.
I was feeling a bit lonely at the time, so I said yes. After I had finished and was lying on the grass,(I'm sorry there's no nice way of putting this) the man began licking his wife's juices off of my cock.
As a rule, I'm not into that kind of thing, but it seemed of impolite to say no and it did feel quite nice.
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Not gonna go into details...but I'm quite certain I've topped all of you in this category.
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Sex with toy ponies probably would top everyone else.
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