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I bring you a warning Peter J Poopass!
There is a much stronger power behind Wednesday these days & he is not happy with you trying to derail his front man!
Keep up this attack & you will wake up tomorrow with Joe Mamas head in your bed (much like normal, but there will be more room this time as his body will be missing)
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Yeah and the flamewar was sub-par anyways. After that disappointment and Wednesday's awesome response to the Graemlin crisis, I might consider changing my vote. The PJParty needs to recover, fast.
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Keep up this attack & you will wake up tomorrow with Joe Mamas head in your bed (much like normal, but there will be more room this time as his body will be missing)
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Yeah and the flamewar was sub-par anyways. After that disappointment and Wednesday's awesome response to the Graemlin crisis, I might consider changing my vote. The PJParty needs to recover, fast.
Wednesday's response to the graemlin crisis was nothing but theatrics and cheap parlor tricks. I offer real solutions for real problems.......thing that are affecting real people in real life.
I'm PJP and I want to be your new Administrator!
*raucous appluase*
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Yes.
Sincerely,
Jeff Glacier.
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well, if jeff glacier says so, it must be true
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Jeff Glacier said he didnt bang Elisa but I have photographic evidence!
Jeff Glacier is a liar!
A liar and a grave robber!
A liar, a grave robber & a pole dancer!
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And now, a word from our sponsor...
Thank you.
My fellow posters: I'd like to talk to you about a word.
And that word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But that shit's nasty, so let's talk about another word: truth.
Truth: PJP offers you shifty avatars. I offer you an endless graemlin supply.
Truth: PJP offers you a cartoon of a REEEEEALY fat girl on a bench. I offer you boobies upon boobies upon boobies.
Truth: PJP kills muppet chickens. I save muppets from a life drowned in alcohol.
Truth: PJP kills kittens. I currently have a head hair that feels soft, much like cuddly kitten fur.
Truth: PJP gets Oakley mad, but I get female posters nude.
Truth: PJP cheated on his SATs. I write all my own song lyrics.
Truth: I have never kneeled before Zod.
Truth: Wednesday is the truth.
My fellow RKMBers, vote for strength, conviction, fairness, and honesty. Vote for what is right. Do not fall for lies, oppression, and shifty avatars. More than one day of the week, I represent truth every week of the year. My pimp cane is crazy nice, it's true, and I'll make this board a stronger place without deleting threads or destroying everyone who isn't a "homo superior".
Vote Wednesday. You know you want to.
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Do not fall for lies, oppression, and shifty avatars.
Do as he says, not as he does.
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Why should I even vote? What will you do to earn my vote, gentlemen?
As of right now, I see no reason to choose either one of you.
I may have to vote Nader.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Reowwwww!! Hiss!!
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Why should I even vote? What will you do to earn my vote, gentlemen?
As of right now, I see no reason to choose either one of you.
I may have to vote Nader.
Then don't choose....just go away.
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I see no reason to choose either one of you.
These words are hyperlink sensitive!
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I'm voting for Wednesday.
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A few questions for the candidates, as I am still undecided:
I'll be glad to field your questions, Joe Mama. My opponent, however, will undoubtedly continue to hide behind doctored pictures and thinly veiled lies.
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1) Where do you stand on the wasting of our most valuable natural resource: the graemlin? Will you provide with alternate graemlin resources? Are there more graemlins to be had?
Now, you may remember that once during the 2004 primary, I stated that our most natural resource was in fact Brian Fellow  . However, please do not mistake this as a lack of pure, wholehearted respect for our beloved graemlin  . I daresay I love graemlins  . The graemlin is indeed a precious thing that should be protected and nourished  . GRAEMLINS ROCK TEH BIG ONE  !!!11!
Now my opponent will also tell you he supports the graemlin  . Well, to that I say:  . I'm sorry, I lost my cool for a moment there  . Don't worry, though, I'm A-OK  .
The truth is, PJP has once again kept the truth from you and our fellow posters  . He's EVIL  . It makes me so mad just to think about it  !!! No, even maddER than that  !!!!!
You see, my good fellow, I introduced not one, not two, not ten, but 156 new graemlins to Rob's board  . In fact, they are all on his server at this very moment, and have been for over a year. Graemlins such as:
Graemlin banging head against wall: 
Confused graemlin: 
Other confused graemlin: 
Beatnik graemlin (especially useful in making fun of the French): 
Hippy graemlin (especially useful in making fun of...well, you know): 
Graemlin reading a book (great for rex's book threads in Media X): 
A graemlin shooting a rifle (great for n00bs): 
A graemlin holding a sign that says "Pics or STFU": 
And, of course, graemlins having sex: 
There are 148 more, just waiting to be used  .
But don't let PJP fool you, he doesn't want you to have graemlins  . He wants to keep graemlins out of the hands of, as he put it, "the common man"  . Worst. crime. ever.  if you ask me. Poor little graemlins  .
No, poorER little graemlins  .
Now, if you were to elect me for this position I would start and sticky a thread in the Random Chat forum where I would display all of existing smileys and hold open requests for new smileys . Even G-Man's Johnny Cash graemlin would be given placement in the new and improved system  .
A vote for PJP is a vote AGAINST graemlins  . He'll fall asleep on the job  . Don't be caught with your pants down  . Don't get caught up in his  ness and lies. He thinks you're stupid enough to believe him   . Nay, even stupidER than that  .
He thinks you'll just say  and vote for pretty lies.
But I respect my fellow posters  . I toast to all of you  . And I will be here for you no matter what  .
I say we show PJP what we "common men" can do  .
A vote for Wednesday is a vote for all  .
Wednesday for co-mod of all  !
 , my fellow posters for reading.
I know you'll make the right choice     .
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2) We are currently in the month of March. March 17th was St. Patricks Day. While Wednesday celebrated Black History Month in the Womens Forum in February, I see no similar love given to the redheads and Irish women - Ashley Robbins was the only exception, and she wasn't even known by name! How do you plan to correct this horrible oversight?
As you undoubtedly know, I was quick to thank King Snarf for naming Miss Robbins. Indeed, it was a horrible oversight on my part. Sadly, a name was not provided on the site from with I "borrowed" said pictures. However, once I saw them--once I saw that red hair--I had to post her.
Now, you may realize how difficult it can be to find well-shot pictures of our beautiful, redheaded female companions. However, recently, I discovered a website that catalogs galleries of women in many different categories, including hair color. I have already set into motion steps which will not only get more redheaded women onto Rob's server, but Asians, Latinas, and African-American women as well.
This is only the beginning, my fellow posters. Viva variety!
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3) Ginger kids: Yes or No?
First, let me say that I don't believe there has been enough research done on our freckled friends. However, allegations have been made, and one of my first acts will be to secure research aimed at discovering whether or not Ginger kids do indeed lack souls. If this is indeed true, WE WILL FIND A CURE. We sent a man to the moon, by God we can surely cure Gingervitus.
If they do have souls, then that's great. They will be heralded as equal members of society (especially the ladies who provide naked photos).
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4) I read a lot about "more Frontpages" and "something in every pot", but I don't see any of you offering assistance where it's TRULY needed. Where is a job and more socks for Rex? Where is the sympathy fuck for King Snarf? Where are the nude pictures of the female posters for ALL OF US? What are you offering that is SUBSTANTIAL???
PJP offers you fluff. I offer reality.
Now, we've had difficulty in the past with providing more socks for rex. Indeed, one pair per hour is simply too much to keep up with. However, what I propose is to provide rex with a new, high capacity washing machine and coupons from Publix for half off laundry detergent for life.
There are solutions.
I know of KS's problem. We've all been there. Of course, I haven't been there for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, but I've been there.
But now I'm not. I know many women who will be glad to put out. All I need is an address, Dear Snarf. An address and round-trip air fare.
I have been in talks with sneaky for a while now. If anyone will go nude, I daresay she's up to the challenge. Princess Elisa is a bit more difficult, sure, but she loves me, and this pimp cane is crazy nice.
A push for Lor, a nudge for Butterrican.
Everything's eventual.
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5) Who is your pick to win the AL East?
The Yankees look good (as always) and so do the Blue Jays. However, I live in Florida, so baseball makes me cry.
This is an epic post and deserves RACK Points.
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I still think those Graemlins are a cover for not having hot naked redheads yet... Vote ROY BATTY!!!
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Roy Batty has joined the race as a dark horse, third party candidate? Truly, this is shaping up to be an election for the ages.
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If Roy was truly in the race, he would beat us both easily.
All Hail Roy!
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Truly, this is shaping up to be an erection for the ages.
Why, thank you!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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Truly, this is shaping up to be an erection for the ages.
Why, thank you!
You're welcome. Happens every time I see you post.
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When I'm Administrator I will make the Geico Cavemen plus this pic below greamlins.  HE WAS MASTURBATING! or HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL?
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PJP stars in BrOakleyback Mountain!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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That's disgusting.
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Oakley......apologize.
You fired the first shot.It's up to YOU to apologize.
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Why don't you just apologize to PJP and I'll give you a cockie.....I mean cookie.
Do you really know The Muffin Man?
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Have fun storming the castle! 
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Why don't you just apologize to PJP and I'll give you a cockie.....I mean cookie.
You're sick,man.
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Why don't you just apologize to PJP and I'll give you a cockie.....I mean cookie.
You're sick,man.
It's my alt you stupid fuck!
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Please, everyone, can we stick to the issues?
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Please, everyone, can we stick to the issues?
Thank you.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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If we've strayed from the issues,blame PJP.
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Please, Oakley, all PJP wants is an apology? Is that too much to ask? I don't think so. 
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