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Damn! You got a fox, Pro.  I'm with you on the natural thing. Unfortunately, the Knitwit always ducks for cover when I try to catch her unprepared. On the other hand, she probably has millions of pictures of me looking my stupidest just waking up in the morning. 
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I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman. He'll make a nice man a good wife one day.  Homo.
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I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman. He'll make a nice man a good wife one day. Homo.  Sorry, Pro, that was a good one.
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Damn! You got a fox, Pro. I'm with you on the natural thing. Unfortunately, the Knitwit always ducks for cover when I try to catch her unprepared. On the other hand, she probably has millions of pictures of me looking my stupidest just waking up in the morning. You stay away from my future sweet baby, Iggy. You stick with your KnitWit (who, I must say, is a damn fine piece of ladyness).
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman. He'll make a nice man a good wife one day. Homo. Sorry, Pro, that was a good one.  KAL-EL KEEPS ME WARM AT NIGHT!! 
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Thank you, Joe. And, I'll stay away. Knitwit is plenty enough to keep my hands full and my time occupied, if you know what I mean.
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BTW, did you ever get married, or what?
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BTW, did you ever get married, or what? Who are you asking?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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BTW, did you ever get married, or what? Guessing this is directed at me. No, we haven't tied the knot yet. We had a good long talk about it and decided to hold off for awhile. Honestly, we think we are just as happy together now as we would be if we got hitched. We had a long talk about the concept of marriage in the twenty-first century and state interference in a private/religious institution and, decided that we'd rather stand on principle (however right or wrong said principle may be) and refrain from taking part in something we find so abhorrent in its current form than to do it because of state and societal pressures. As far as a solemn vow between the two of us, been there and done that.
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Cross-posting is fun! I like the fact that you two have a personal ideology that allows you to keep your stuff if you break up. Smart!! 
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Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Congrats Martin Sheckland!  Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
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Cross-posting is fun! I like the fact that you two have a personal ideology that allows you to keep your stuff if you break up. Smart!! We figure that statistically, considering the numbers of divorces in our families, our chances are nil of ever succeeding anyway. So, we might as well say fuck it and enjoy the ride. Whether it ends in six months or sixty years, it will be fun either way!
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Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit. Congrats, Joe. 
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Congrats Martin Sheckland! Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother? Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit. Congrats, Joe. Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland ( ) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Congrats Martin Sheckland! Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother? Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit. Congrats, Joe. Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland ( ) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins. Knit just figured she was neither cottony nor manly enough for Rex or Snarf, respectively.
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Congrats Martin Sheckland! Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother? Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit. Congrats, Joe. Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland ( ) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins. None of us wanna masturbate over Ms. Barr....cept maybe Sammitch!
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Congrats Martin Sheckland! Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother? Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit. Congrats, Joe. Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland ( ) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins. None of us wanna masturbate over Ms. Barr....cept maybe Sammitch! So you're saying, in your case, it isn't a choice but a compulsion. Gotcha.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Nah, I never masturbated over her.
I'd never do that to your wife to be, especially when its someone who would look at me like I was a meal!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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Roman Virtue content User 0 posts 3 minutes 18 seconds ago Reading a post
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Thread: womens... show yourself!
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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nope, not the sacred heart bollocks. nice try tho.
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AWE-SOME tat, Ooosh! That's tight, Sons of Anarchy-style. Me likey.
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zomg its that bitch that wants me to eat the shit pusher yogurt.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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