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the game is on ESPN so everybody should be watching this right now. Especially PenWing so he knows what good baseball teams look like.




Sorry, I watched game one of the Stanley Cup Finals. I was a baseball fan first, but Hockey is the cooler sport.

Fun Fact: Had Todd Jones not blown two games during the Tigers' seven game series against the only teams PJP cares about, the Tigers would have come out of it 4-3, with a split agianst the Yankess and a win against the BoSox.

It can't be said enough. In baseball, you are either humbled, or about to be humbled. Depending on how arrogant you are, the fall is all the more greater. Like that time the Yankees had a 3-0 series lead over the BoSox in the ALCS, but then became the only team in the history of Baseball to to lose the bottom four games of a seven game series. There is nothing more humbling than that. At least in Hockey, while the Red Wings were frist, in 1942 to the Maple Leafs, they weren't the last. But in baseball, the Yankees are all alone.

Disclaimer: Sorry to mention this Rob, it's nothing against you.


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the game is on ESPN so everybody should be watching this right now. Especially PenWing so he knows what good baseball teams look like.




Sorry, I watched game one of the Stanley Cup Finals. I was a baseball fan first, but Hockey is the cooler sport.

Fun Fact: Had Todd Jones not blown two games during the Tigers' seven game series against the only teams PJP cares about, the Tigers would have come out of it 4-3, with a split agianst the Yankess and a win against the BoSox.

It can't be said enough. In baseball, you are either humbled, or about to be humbled. Depending on how arrogant you are, the fall is all the more greater. Like that time the Yankees had a 3-0 series lead over the BoSox in the ALCS, but then became the only team in the history of Baseball to to lose the bottom four games of a seven game series. There is nothing more humbling than that. At least in Hockey, while the Red Wings were frist, in 1942 to the Maple Leafs, they weren't the last. But in baseball, the Yankees are all alone.

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the game is on ESPN so everybody should be watching this right now. Especially PenWing so he knows what good baseball teams look like.




Sorry, I watched game one of the Stanley Cup Finals. I was a baseball fan first, but Hockey is the cooler sport.

Fun Fact: Had Todd Jones not blown two games during the Tigers' seven game series against the only teams PJP cares about, the Tigers would have come out of it 4-3, with a split agianst the Yankess and a win against the BoSox.

It can't be said enough. In baseball, you are either humbled, or about to be humbled. Depending on how arrogant you are, the fall is all the more greater. Like that time the Yankees had a 3-0 series lead over the BoSox in the ALCS, but then became the only team in the history of Baseball to to lose the bottom four games of a seven game series. There is nothing more humbling than that. At least in Hockey, while the Red Wings were frist, in 1942 to the Maple Leafs, they weren't the last. But in baseball, the Yankees are all alone.

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the game is on ESPN so everybody should be watching this right now. Especially PenWing so he knows what good baseball teams look like.




Sorry, I watched game one of the Stanley Cup Finals. I was a baseball fan first, but Hockey is the cooler sport.

Fun Fact: Had Todd Jones not blown two games during the Tigers' seven game series against the only teams PJP cares about, the Tigers would have come out of it 4-3, with a split agianst the Yankess and a win against the BoSox.

It can't be said enough. In baseball, you are either humbled, or about to be humbled. Depending on how arrogant you are, the fall is all the more greater. Like that time the Yankees had a 3-0 series lead over the BoSox in the ALCS, but then became the only team in the history of Baseball to to lose the bottom four games of a seven game series. There is nothing more humbling than that. At least in Hockey, while the Red Wings were frist, in 1942 to the Maple Leafs, they weren't the last. But in baseball, the Yankees are all alone.

Disclaimer: Sorry to mention this Rob, it's nothing against you.


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7th inning and the White Sox are leading the fraudulent Tigers 3-2.

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That's what I said - charity!

As for Harley...I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected her. The same way that you will be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.




Oh, really? I must have slept through that.... seems like your performance is just as poor as your favorite baseball team's....





Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!




OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!




OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....


please post it and then explain your disappearance.

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How fucking gritty is this Yankees team!

How fucking awesome are their young players....especailly Melky Cabrera who just robbed Manny of a game tieing HR!





That was a fuckin' awesome play!

Hey, Pete - did ya make sure that Dave is aware that we'v e kicked his ass the last two games? Cause as his friend, you should let him know that.

Cuz that's what friends do. Keep them informed...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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How fucking gritty is this Yankees team!

How fucking awesome are their young players....especailly Melky Cabrera who just robbed Manny of a game tieing HR!





That was a fuckin' awesome play!

Hey, Pete - did ya make sure that Dave is aware that we'v e kicked his ass the last two games? Cause as his friend, you should let him know that.

Cuz that's what friends do. Keep them informed...


I have .....but we have come to a detente of sorts while I concentrate my efforts on that insect from Detroit PenneWing.

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Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!




OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....


please post it and then explain your disappearance.




I can't! Dave would kill me!

But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...

As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )

My disappearance? Well, real life needed me for a while - there've been a whole lotta changes - most good, one really shitty - pretty much like everyone else's life, me thinks...

How you be, Jankee boy?



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Same shit....different day.

I killed 2 chipmunks and a squirel today.

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How fucking gritty is this Yankees team!

How fucking awesome are their young players....especailly Melky Cabrera who just robbed Manny of a game tieing HR!





That was a fuckin' awesome play!

Hey, Pete - did ya make sure that Dave is aware that we'v e kicked his ass the last two games? Cause as his friend, you should let him know that.

Cuz that's what friends do. Keep them informed...


I have .....but we have come to a detente of sorts while I concentrate my efforts on that insect from Detroit PenneWing.




Waitaminnit - this isn't a hockey thread....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I hear that.

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I killed 2 chipmunks and a squirel today.




Y'mean, you left some alive?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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not many......over the past 2 weeks I have killed over 30 chipmunks and squirels....the squirel today was a smart one he had been avoiding my traps.......so I shot him.

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not many......over the past 2 weeks I have killed over 30 chipmunks and squirels....the squirel today was a smart one he had been avoiding my traps.......so I shot him.




Is your aim as good as Cabrera's?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I can impregnate a girl from a mile away!













wait you weren't talking about that aim.

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I can impregnate a girl from a mile away!













wait you weren't talking about that aim.




Fuck! Stay away from me!

But on the positive note, babby daddy, your boys can swim!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Elisa likes hers in the face.




glacys told me so.

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That's what I said - charity!

As for Harley...I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected her. The same way that you will be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.




Oh, really? I must have slept through that.... seems like your performance is just as poor as your favorite baseball team's....









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Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!




OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....




Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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I can't! Dave would kill me!




Yep.

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But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...




I'll miss you after I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect you and dispose of your Yankee-lovin' body.





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As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )




Glad to see you back (until I actually read your sports-related posts ). To answer your questions: A lot; no, she's dating Glacier who is now known as GQ Smoothie; no, he's as enigmatic as ever; and piss off. (HI!!!)

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My disappearance? Well, real life needed me for a while - there've been a whole lotta changes - most good, one really shitty - pretty much like everyone else's life, me thinks...




Hope that your life is back in order for the positive.

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How you be, Jankee boy?




Read my sig. Apparently, he and I are at peace while he turns his attention to Detroit fans. It's disturbing. So I'm sure you can understand why I'm especially glad you're back - I need a foil...a nemesis...someone to feud with.


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I win! That takes way more effort.


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That's what I said - charity!

As for Harley...I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected her. The same way that you will be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.




Oh, really? I must have slept through that.... seems like your performance is just as poor as your favorite baseball team's....









(Good to see you again.)




Awwww, you know I luvs ya- - you and Southie - two good people who have been brainwashed by Red Sox nation...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!




OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....




Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.




Oh, c'mon! Think of the joy and laughter it'll bring Pete! He's your friend! Don't you wanna make him happy?





























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I'm very curious!

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I can't! Dave would kill me!




Yep.




But would I die a happy girl?

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But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...




I'll miss you after I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect you and dispose of your Yankee-lovin' body.









Yes, I know you'll miss me! Pete's off chasing hockey fans, so you need me to sparr with...

But why do I have a terrible feeling that if you're the one disposing of my dead Yankee lovin' body, that my body won't go unmolested...?

...necrophilia

*shudder*

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As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )




Glad to see you back (until I actually read your sports-related posts ). To answer your questions: A lot; no, she's dating Glacier who is now known as GQ Smoothie;




whoa - are they seriously dating - like in real life?

Daaaamn...

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and piss off.

you know you luvs me....

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Hope that your life is back in order for the positive.




Thanks, it's been all good, 'cept for one shitty and sad thing, but what can you do except hope and pray? I 'preciate the thoughts.

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Read my sig. Apparently, he and I are at peace while he turns his attention to Detroit fans. It's disturbing. So I'm sure you can understand why I'm especially glad you're back - I need a foil...a nemesis...someone to feud with.





So, did you see Cabrera's catch?


bwaa haa haa



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Pete, if anyone can convince Dave to let me post this pic, it's you.

I have utter faith that you can do it.

The Force is strong in this one...

I gotta run - I gotta get a cab back to class...

Hasta, baby.



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Oh, c'mon! Think of the joy and laughter it'll bring Pete! He's your friend! Don't you wanna make him happy?




No, I want his hopes and dreams crushed. Because I'm good like that.


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I'm very curious!




Satisfy your curiosity with Klinton, you Greek bastid!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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But would I die a happy girl?




Happy and exhausted.

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Yes, I know you'll miss me! Pete's off chasing hockey fans, so you need me to sparr with...

But why do I have a terrible feeling that if you're the one disposing of my dead Yankee lovin' body, that my body won't go unmolested...?

...necrophilia

*shudder*




Exactly. I have no sparring partner.

If you're worried about necrophilia, how 'bout this: all molestation will occur before...corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection. No post-corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection touchy-feely. Deal?

(Hell, I'm no pervert. Or, at least, not THAT TYPE of pervert...)

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and piss off.




you know you luvs me....




Yeah...tee hee!

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So, did you see Cabrera's catch?


bwaa haa haa




Yep...helluva catch. I'm not like certain Yankee zombies. I give credit where it's due. Yankee or no, a great play is a great play. Unless it's damon who makes the play. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Kidding. I'm not one of those imbeciles who chooses to ignore what damon did for my team. Damon doesn't pay for a meal in Boston if I have anything to say about it.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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you would eat damon's meal!


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you would eat damon's meal!




No, I'd send it to the starving children in Hoboken.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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=the above 2 posts!

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you would eat damon's meal!




No, I'd send it to the starving children in Hoboken.




as bait.

...and then you'd eat the starving children!


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you would eat damon's meal!




No, I'd send it to the starving children in Hoboken.




as bait.

...and then you'd eat the starving children!




No, I'd sell them to Disney as "spare parts". With the money made, I'd buy the world's largest Gobstopper.

THAT I would eat!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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y'can't stop the gob.


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But would I die a happy girl?




Happy and exhausted.






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Yes, I know you'll miss me! Pete's off chasing hockey fans, so you need me to sparr with...

But why do I have a terrible feeling that if you're the one disposing of my dead Yankee lovin' body, that my body won't go unmolested...?

...necrophilia

*shudder*




Exactly. I have no sparring partner.

If you're worried about necrophilia, how 'bout this: all molestation will occur before...corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection. No post-corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection touchy-feely. Deal?

(Hell, I'm no pervert. Or, at least, not THAT TYPE of pervert...)




O'tay.

But here's the problem - I'm a Yankee fan, so there's really nothing to correct! Cheering for the perfect team makes you a perfect fan. Don't believe me? Just ask Pete!

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and piss off.




you know you luvs me....




Yeah...tee hee!






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So, did you see Cabrera's catch?


bwaa haa haa




Yep...helluva catch. I'm not like certain Yankee zombies. I give credit where it's due. Yankee or no, a great play is a great play.




You got that right. That catch was fuckin' sweet.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Has the game been called off cause of the potential rain, or what? I haven't heard anything saying yay or ney yet....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I'm pretty sure they are playing.

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