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So time for a few observations.
1)The RDCW forum is the best one on these boards.End of discussion.
2)It's been waaaay too long since Chewy Walrus posted his last edition of Beat Down Central.
3)PJP is like an appendix...the RKMBs would be better off without him.
4)Somebody should do a "Poster Phoenix" mission for Darkknight 613.
When the RKMBs celebrated their 5th anniversary last year, I listed my most favorite people on these boards.Now, finally, a few of my least favorite people on these boards:
Balloon Knot--Sorry, but I just don't take too kindly to a guy who constantly tells me to shut up and uses his sig to attack me as a "useless twat".
PJP--He's got some nerve, demanding an apology from me for a feud he started.
The Captain Of Outer Space--My first real enemy at the RKMBs.
Rue de Nocturne--An instigator if ever there was one.
Old Man Oakley--Of all the phony alts who posed as relatives of mine last year, this was the one that really made me want to hunt down and kill its creator.
Animalman--Because of this totally unprovoked and untrue cheap shot on the 'Worst band of all time' thread:"Even time cannot quell Chris Oakley's hatred for mankind. Or rather, gaymankind."
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Shouldn't a thread celebrating a post milestone be POSITIVE in tone???
With that in mind, I'll add some positivity to this thread:
1) I like the new Dresden Dolls CD (Yes, Virginia) and recommend it highly. I highly anticipate the new Ghoultown CD, whenever THAT's due. And Rob Zombie's disc was a pleasant surprise.
2) I don't have Showtime, so I have to buy the DVDs if I want to watch the Masters Of Horror series. Two of four released episodes in, and I'm digging what I'm seeing. Hopefully they'll release the unaired Miike episode.
3) TNA is some great wrasslin' programming. Any match featuring Samoa Joe (not Mama), AJ Styles, and/or Christopher Daniels is must-watch. That said, I'm cautiously optimistic about the new ECW.
4) Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job was equal parts funny-as-hell and heartbreaking. A great book but, then again, all his novels are.
5) I like Prometheus. And Grimm. And Doc. And MisterJLA. And Nowhereman (cunt!). And PJP. And Rob. And Sneaky Bunny. And Wednesday. And Cross. And PenWing. And...well, I can't say I hate anyone.
6) I'm content with my current job assignment. I look forward to waking up in the morning and going to work. My manager's conference is being rescheduled, not cancelled (two days of the managers golfing, goofing off, and "working"), so that's good.
7) While I will be dropping a lot of comic titles, there are a lot I'll be picking up.
8) I'm excited about Saturday's voice chat.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Shouldn't a thread celebrating a post milestone be POSITIVE in tone???
With that in mind, I'll add some positivity to this thread:
1) I like the new Dresden Dolls CD (Yes, Virginia) and recommend it highly. I highly anticipate the new Ghoultown CD, whenever THAT's due. And Rob Zombie's disc was a pleasant surprise.
2) I don't have Showtime, so I have to buy the DVDs if I want to watch the Masters Of Horror series. Two of four released episodes in, and I'm digging what I'm seeing. Hopefully they'll release the unaired Miike episode.
3) TNA is some great wrasslin' programming. Any match featuring Samoa Joe (not Mama), AJ Styles, and/or Christopher Daniels is must-watch. That said, I'm cautiously optimistic about the new ECW.
4) Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job was equal parts funny-as-hell and heartbreaking. A great book but, then again, all his novels are.
5) I like Prometheus. And Grimm. And Doc. And MisterJLA. And Nowhereman (cunt!). And PJP. And Rob. And Sneaky Bunny. And Wednesday. And Cross. And PenWing. And...well, I can't say I hate anyone.
6) I'm content with my current job assignment. I look forward to waking up in the morning and going to work. My manager's conference is being rescheduled, not cancelled (two days of the managers golfing, goofing off, and "working"), so that's good.
7) While I will be dropping a lot of comic titles, there are a lot I'll be picking up.
8) I'm excited about Saturday's voice chat.
shuddup fuckbitch, we didn't even make his list.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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congratulations, kristogar!
I always thought it was Nowhereman. Velo makes sense, though.
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Bunny Fucker List:
1) Chris Oakley
B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
So, now that Sneaky has shown her boobies you don't love her anymore....??? What a jerk!
So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
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B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
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shuddup fuckbitch, we didn't even make his list.
You're awfully willful tonight. Perhaps I removed your ballgag too soon and you're feeling cocky. An error I won't make again.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Chris oakley needs you to pass the yambags.
So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
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B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
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Fellatio Rex List:
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i think it is great oakley used his 5,000 post to apologize to pjp.
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Fuck Off Oakley! Apologize to me!
Why should I? This grudge between us is entirely your fault.
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no messages found, bsams.
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no messages found, bsams.
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So time for a few observations.
1)The RDCW forum is the best one on these boards.End of discussion.
2)It's been waaaay too long since Chewy Walrus posted his last edition of Beat Down Central.
3)PJP is like an appendix...the RKMBs would be better off without him.
4)Somebody should do a "Poster Phoenix" mission for Darkknight 613.
When the RKMBs celebrated their 5th anniversary last year, I listed my most favorite people on these boards.Now, finally, a few of my least favorite people on these boards:
Balloon Knot--Sorry, but I just don't take too kindly to a guy who constantly tells me to shut up and uses his sig to attack me as a "useless twat".
PJP--He's got some nerve, demanding an apology from me for a feud he started.
The Captain Of Outer Space--My first real enemy at the RKMBs.
Rue de Nocturne--An instigator if ever there was one.
Old Man Oakley--Of all the phony alts who posed as relatives of mine last year, this was the one that really made me want to hunt down and kill its creator.
Animalman--Because of this totally unprovoked and untrue cheap shot on the 'Worst band of all time' thread:"Even time cannot quell Chris Oakley's hatred for mankind. Or rather, gaymankind."
HA, I beat PJP on Oakley's most Hated List.
Oh and Oakley Not only are you a Cunt. Your the type of Cunt that would love to lick the glass of a Nudie booth clean. And Yes you are a useless Twat. Now Go get Aids and rid us of boring posts.
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Why do you constantly deny us Chris?
Are you ashamed of us?
It hurts us everytime you pretend we dont exist.
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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Yes Chris, why must you hurt us so?
We love you man, even though you have no penis!
I'm just another buttmonkey.......take me roughly from behind!
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congratulations, kristogar!
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Chris Oakley said:
So time for a few observations.
1)The RDCW forum is the best one on these boards.End of discussion.
2)It's been waaaay too long since Chewy Walrus posted his last edition of Beat Down Central.
3)PJP is like an appendix...the RKMBs would be better off without him.
4)Somebody should do a "Poster Phoenix" mission for Darkknight 613.
When the RKMBs celebrated their 5th anniversary last year, I listed my most favorite people on these boards.Now, finally, a few of my least favorite people on these boards:
Balloon Knot--Sorry, but I just don't take too kindly to a guy who constantly tells me to shut up and uses his sig to attack me as a "useless twat".
PJP--He's got some nerve, demanding an apology from me for a feud he started.
The Captain Of Outer Space--My first real enemy at the RKMBs.
Rue de Nocturne--An instigator if ever there was one.
Old Man Oakley--Of all the phony alts who posed as relatives of mine last year, this was the one that really made me want to hunt down and kill its creator.
Animalman--Because of this totally unprovoked and untrue cheap shot on the 'Worst band of all time' thread:"Even time cannot quell Chris Oakley's hatred for mankind. Or rather, gaymankind."
Yeah?
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I bet even notwedge figured it out...
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Exhibit A in the case of "RKMBs v. Douche-Nozzle".
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I bet even notwedge figured it out...
I figured what out?
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Looks like I was wrong...
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Joe Mama said:
I like having sex with Prometheus. And Grimm. And Doc. And MisterJLA. And Nowhereman (cunt!). And PJP. And Rob. And Sneaky Bunny. And Wednesday. And Cross. And PenWing. And...well, I can't say I hate having sex with anyone.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman
B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod
Gay List:
1) Mister JLA
Fellatio Rex List:
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Chris Oakley said:
So time for a few observations.
1)The RDCW forum is the best one on these boards.End of discussion.
2)It's been waaaay too long since Chewy Walrus posted his last edition of Beat Down Central.
3)PJP is like an appendix...the RKMBs would be better off without him.
4)Somebody should do a "Poster Phoenix" mission for Darkknight 613.
When the RKMBs celebrated their 5th anniversary last year, I listed my most favorite people on these boards.Now, finally, a few of my least favorite people on these boards:
Balloon Knot--Sorry, but I just don't take too kindly to a guy who constantly tells me to shut up and uses his sig to attack me as a "useless twat".
PJP--He's got some nerve, demanding an apology from me for a feud he started.
The Captain Of Outer Space--My first real enemy at the RKMBs.
Rue de Nocturne--An instigator if ever there was one.
Old Man Oakley--Of all the phony alts who posed as relatives of mine last year, this was the one that really made me want to hunt down and kill its creator.
Animalman--Because of this totally unprovoked and untrue cheap shot on the 'Worst band of all time' thread:"Even time cannot quell Chris Oakley's hatred for mankind. Or rather, gaymankind."
Hah, I'm not even real.
So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman
B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod
Gay List:
1) Mister JLA
Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever
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I like having sex with Prometheus. And Grimm. And Doc. And MisterJLA. And Nowhereman (cunt!). And PJP. And Rob. And Sneaky Bunny. And Wednesday. And Cross. And PenWing. And...well, I can't say I hate having sex with anyone.
Yes, Lothar. You too. You're all great bottoms.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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