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2003-12-04 4:43 AM
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Tired of ogling naked anorexic-looking girls? Of course not! How could you be? ( cough cough TK cough cough) Anyway, for the sake of variety, I present to you conclusive evidence that BIG is, in fact, beautiful. They're called BBWs (' big beautiful women' for the uninitiated), and they model to make a statement - larger women can be just as gorgeous as the waif-thin image perpetuated everywhere from Friends to Maxim. Mandy Blake is one of the most successful BBWs on the web, and in my opinion one of the most beautiful women I've seen online. I figured, what better way to open minds than to post a few pics of possibly the most beautiful BBW on the web right now? So humor me, okay?  Mandy BlakeAge: 23 Height: 5'7" Weight: 315 lbs (as of most recent photo posted here) Measurements: 38DD-42-60 Currently Available? Don't you wish! Cushion-to-Pushin' Ratio: 80% ( NOTE: This is a purely arbitrary number Chewy made me put down because it's funny.) On the Sammitch Scale of Salivation: 9.4      
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#54992
2003-12-04 4:45 AM
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#54993
2003-12-04 4:47 AM
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#54994
2003-12-03 6:15 PM
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#54995
2003-12-03 7:08 PM
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More cushion for the pushin'!
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#54996
2003-12-03 10:29 PM
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She is very cute, and don't mind the curves at all, but someone at that size I get concerned about health-wise.
That is one big ass. Man...
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#54997
2003-12-03 11:41 PM
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:lol:
Actually, I've chatted with her on many occasions, and she says her figure is pretty much a genetic thing, but healthwise she's fine - which is not uncommon among people genetically disposed toward being larger.
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#54998
2003-12-03 11:44 PM
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Lookit you, all flirty with the web models and shit!
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#54999
2003-12-03 11:51 PM
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The large ladies love me! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#55000
2003-12-04 7:53 PM
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Anyone else wanna comment on Mandy?
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#55001
2003-12-05 1:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
The large ladies love me!
musn't... ask... about... screen name...
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#55002
2003-12-05 11:24 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
The large ladies love me!
Does LLance hit on you, too?
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#55003
2003-12-06 12:22 AM
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Thankfully, no. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#55004
2003-12-06 12:39 AM
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Who knew eating a truck load of Haagen Dazs everyday was genetic! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) ZOD couldn't help himself, it is genetic that he must belittle people.
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#55005
2003-12-06 2:50 AM
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Metabolism, my good totalitarian. And a long list of other factors. I eat a ton and I'm not a large person. Some of my friends eat very little and are still overweight. Body weight isn't a cut-and-dried matter of 'you are what you eat', it's a complex assortment of genetic and lifestyle factors. But why the hell am I discussing this when I can ogle this gorgeous woman? ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#55006
2003-12-06 3:39 AM
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Where's the nipples? The labia?
I'm sorely disappointed.
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#55007
2003-12-06 1:34 PM
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I didn't really think about that, FNB. I was aiming for a bit more of what I considered a 'tasteful' presentation. I've got a couple comparatively scandalous pics like this one:  But other than that not too many nudies. In most of the ones I have, you can't see too much anyway because of the poses.     If you're still interested, you can find more pics at her site, maybe more along the lines of what you're looking for.
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#55008
2003-12-06 1:36 PM
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 Merry Christmas to all, and to all big hot chicks! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#55009
2003-12-06 2:31 PM
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Cap'n, is she wearing one of your shirts?
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#55010
2003-12-06 2:52 PM
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Wuzzat? I've got no clue what you mean. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#55011
2003-12-06 2:59 PM
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That's slightly better, Sammitch.
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2003-12-06 3:29 PM
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I'll go hunting for more pics later this afternoon.
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#55013
2003-12-06 7:05 PM
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Would anyone be interested if I made 'The Cap'n Presents' BBW feature a regular thing?
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#55014
2003-12-06 7:19 PM
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#55015
2003-12-06 8:42 PM
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I didn't know what "BBW" meant before, but I'll know not to click on anything that has those initials in it from now on...
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#55016
2003-12-06 9:00 PM
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Dude, there is no way that chick could ever fit on my wheelchair.... that's even if I wanted her to.
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#55017
2003-12-06 11:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TheTimeTrust:
I didn't know what "BBW" meant before, but I'll know not to click on anything that has those initials in it from now on...
Your loss. If you prefer women with the figures of Somalian famine victims, knock yourself out!
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#55018
2003-12-07 5:46 PM
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Hmmm... now that's faulty logic, Cap -- you should be ashamed of yourself. Just because I don't like women who are twice my weight and require "special seating" in airplanes and movie theatres does NOT mean that I like women who have stick-figures and nonexistent hips or butts like little boys that are so popular nowadays. I happen to like curvaceous women with the hourglass figure -- big hips and medium-sized breasts -- such as Marilyn Monroe, NOT Anna Nicole Smith or Roseanne Barr.
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#55019
2003-12-07 5:51 PM
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It is times like this I don't know if it is a good thing that I am "average" or "medium" build.
What the hell is an average build anyway?
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#55020
2003-12-07 5:54 PM
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You're perfect is what you are, Stareena. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#55021
2003-12-07 6:07 PM
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You are beautiful no matter what they say...
Words can't bring you down...
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#55022
2003-12-07 10:55 PM
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There's no exclusions to anyone's definition of beautiful. Star, you're gorgeous the way you are. I have a dispute with guys who exclude women from their attention solely on the basis of their weight. I've dated a size 4, I've dated a size 24, and they were both gorgeous. I was only saying, TTT, that you were probably a bit hasty in what you said.
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#55023
2003-12-07 11:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Would anyone be interested if I made 'The Cap'n Presents' BBW feature a regular thing?
you should check with rob first im sure those pics took alot of bandwidth!
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#55024
2003-12-07 11:08 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TheTimeTrust:
Hmmm... now that's faulty logic, Cap -- you should be ashamed of yourself.
Just because I don't like women who are twice my weight and require "special seating" in airplanes and movie theatres does NOT mean that I like women who have stick-figures and nonexistent hips or butts like little boys that are so popular nowadays. I happen to like curvaceous women with the hourglass figure -- big hips and medium-sized breasts -- such as Marilyn Monroe, NOT Anna Nicole Smith or Roseanne Barr.
I know what you're saying. Similarly, however, just because I find women of this one's size attractive doesn't mean I don't find women of other sizes attractive. It's only around that size zero that I start yelling "Dammit! Someone get off their ass and make that girl a damn sandwich!" (No, that has nothing to do with my screen name.)
According to a nutrition and dietetics prof at my school with about thirty years of experience and two doctorates, the 'average' 22-year-old American woman is 5'4", 155 pounds, and a size 12. Granted, that's at the tail end of college, but there's generally not too much deviation except for a few genetic variables, whether or not the woman has had/is having children, and a handful of percentage points accounted for by serious aberrations in diet and physical activity.
Besides, that's not one magic number that defines average. There's a sizeable window around that outlining the range of healthy body types, and there are a number of women of that age that are either a size 6 or a size 20 without doing anything differently from any other woman who might fall closer to the middle of that. In this thread I've been dealing with generalizations and significant - not even extreme - tendencies, not necessarily advocating one particular body type as 'right' for an attractive woman to have. Variety is the spice of life, my friends, so by all means, hit the spice rack hard.
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Bumped - I figure most of you guys will be pretty well sloshed by now, so I might get some different opinions. 
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Are you the new gimp? 'Cause obviously you have something stuffed in your mouth...
He fixes the cable?
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