#55132
2003-12-09 2:57 AM
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Don't ask me why...it is hot
Oh My God Lyrics
(feat. Peaches)
Put me on the table
Make me say your name
If I can't remember
Then give me all your pain
I can sit and listen
Or I can make you scream
Kiss it and make it better
Just put your trust in me
[Chorus]
Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand
[Rap]
I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not so quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause were all pink inside
This can be really easy
It doesn't have to be hard
Here baby let me show you
I'll have ya, climbing up the walls
You got all the problems
I think that I can solve
Why don't you come in here baby
Why don't we sit and talk
[Chorus x2]
[Rap]
You like the top and the bottom
You make a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em
[Ad libs]
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#55133
2003-12-09 3:12 AM
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#55134
2003-12-09 3:34 AM
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This one was pumpin' through the speakers at this club during the weekend, and I swear everyone danced a little more freakier than usual...
Get Me Off - Basement Jaxx
Give your body to me, give your body to me,
Let your body be free, free your body, your body with me.
Give your body to me, give your body to me,
Let your body be free, free your body, your body with me.
I wanna undress you, wanna caress you,
Don't wanna be coy, it's time to get me off.
I wanna undress you, wanna caress you,
Don't wanna be coy, it's time to get me off.
Come on my baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off,
You're my poison and I cannot get enough. x2
-CHORUS-
Get me off Get me off Get me off Get me off
Get me off Get me off Get me off Get me off
You got to get me off.
Give your body to me, give your body to me,
Let your body be free, free your body, your body with me.
Coz the music's pumpin and I wish you'd do the same to me, ohhh
You're so freaky, treat me, make me come, oh baby, baby please.
It's time to get me off!
-CHORUS-
There're more moans in that song than should be legally allowed.
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#55135
2003-12-09 3:37 AM
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Strokin'
Written by - Clarence Carter
I stroke it to the east I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
When I start making love
I don't just make love I be strokin'
That's what I be doing I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late late show?
Well let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time making love on the back seat of a car
And the Police came and shined his light on me and I said
I'm strokin'...That's what I'm doing I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something
How long has it been since you made love?...Huh!
Did you make love yesterday?
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you're planning on making love tonight
Well just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short and be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's satisfied
And I can always tell when she get's satisfied
Cause when she's satisfied she starts callin' my name
She says...
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter
Ohh Shit!
Clarence Carter
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her
You know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me
She said...
Stroke it Clarence Carter
But don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough
You can stick it up my...Oh!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my...Oh!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
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#55136
2003-12-09 3:38 AM
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"My December" by Linkin Park
Don'thave the lyrica and don't feel like finding em'.
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#55137
2003-12-12 12:50 AM
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'Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang
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#55138
2003-12-12 11:03 AM
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"You're pretty when I'm drunk" Bloodhound Gang
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O'Pot2Mus
And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink
Macin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink
M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the One Bottle Willy with the Twelve Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle
I'm "Hungry Like The Wolf" but I'll end up tendin' cattle
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk
Here she comes a funky fried cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
'Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a Speedy Delivery
You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yeah for a Pygmy
What do you know? You're probably goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can
It's a ménagé a trois you and me and Heineken
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk
Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned I'd prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3:00 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me somethin' bit me while my little rod was fishing
I was deep sea fishin' I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants?
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk
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#55139
2003-12-13 4:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
'Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang
Sweat Baby Sweat, Sex is a Texas Drought Me,
and you do the kinda stuff that only Prince would sing about,
so put your hands down by pants and i'll bet youll feel NUTS,
yes im Siskel yes i'm Ebert and your getting two thumbs up,
you've had enough of two hand touch, you want it rough, your out of bounds,
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle hounds hashbrowns gonna cook it,
FX Aborigine affects,
just like Coca Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight
savings time,
(do it now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"
(do it again now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, with the lost catacombs of Egypt,
only god knows where we stuck it, Hieroglyphics let me be specific, I wanna be down in your south seas, but I got this notion that the motion of your ocean needs small prep advisory,
so if I capsize and it flies high tide 85 and you sunk my battleship, please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip, so show me yours I'll show you mine, Tool Time, your lovely just like Lyle, and then well do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files
(do it now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"
(do it again now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)
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"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"
(do it again now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"
(do it now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"
(do it again now)
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"(Get horny now)
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#55140
2003-12-13 3:50 PM
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'Supersexual' - Blue
There's something in the way you move
Everybody wants you,
To me you are, a shining star.
Baby what do I do,
To make you see, you're the one for me
Baby won't you realise
Girl we could be doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,
All night long,
Makin' it, makin' it, makin' sweet love.
It's the way you move your body
Supersexual, you are the one for me,
So baby move your body
A little closer to me, so everybody can see
There's no doubt that you're what I want
Everything that I need
Cos you do me Supersexually.
Come over here, so what's your name?
Everybody's watching
I'll buy the drinks, I'll play the game
But only if it's worth it.
I guess you heard it all before.
But baby I ain't telling lies.
Girl we could be doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,
All night long,
Makin' it, makin' it, makin' sweet love.
It's the way you move your body
Supersexual, you are the one for me,
So baby move your body
A little closer to me, so everybody can see
There's no doubt that you're what I want
Everything that I need
Cos you do me Supersexually.
To me girls like you don't come everyday.
I like to have some fun baby, what do ya say?
Girl we could be doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,
All night long,
Makin' it, makin' it, makin' sweet love.
It's the way you move your body
Supersexual, you are the one for me,
So baby move your body
A little closer to me, so everybody can see
There's no doubt that you're what I want
Everything that I need
Cos you do me Supersexually.
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#55141
2003-12-13 8:30 PM
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"Black Velvet" by Allanah Miles
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#55142
2003-12-14 1:02 AM
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oooooooOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOooooh!
I wanna sex you up!
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 EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.
The Masked Pie Smurfer strikes again!
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At a Medium Pace- by Adam Sandler
Put your arms around me, baby
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you...
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace...
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey, rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace...
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me shove my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman, and take my picture
To show all the people you work with....
Now lift up my scrotum and take the shampoo out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me to slow down and do it
At a medium pace
Oh, I'm so humiliated, I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't, 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, and you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you...
Woh-oh-oh...
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at
Lovin' you...
Ah-wooooooooo-eeeeee-aayyyyyy....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Bananaphone - Raffi
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing !
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanaphone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest
Cellular, Modular, Interactive odular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pananaphone
It’s no baloney
It ain’t a phony
My cellular, Bananaphone
Don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes
To call a friend of mine
Don’t need computers or TV
To have a real good time
I call for pizza, I call my cat
I call the White House, have a chat
I place a call around the world
Operator get me Beijing jing jing jing
(Musical Break)
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yananaphone
It’s a real live mama and papaphone
A brother and a sister and a dogophone
A grandpa phone and a grandma phone too, oh yeah
My cellular, bananular phone
Bananaphone, ring ring ring It’s a phone with a peal
Bananaphone, ring ring ring Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Bananaphone, ring ring ring this song drives me, bananas
Bananaphone, ring ring ring…..
JLA for MO....oh....
999,999 Points, Sucka!
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I invented the Bananaphone, hoo hoo!
Tell 'em, Fred!!!
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