|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
Living the dream 15000+ posts
|
OP
Living the dream 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546 |
Who'd be the creative team? And which character would find out the shocking secret of the Nature Boys nonexistence?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
Kneel! 10000+ posts
|
|
Kneel! 10000+ posts
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912 |
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Steve T said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392
[insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
|
|
[insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 13,392 |
Quote:
Steve T said:
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
While this is at its face somewhat funny, somehow the punchline doesn't seem at all characteristic of r3x and company. Unless maybe this issue was ghost-written by G-Man.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Clearly you underestimate the power of a cookie.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 2,289 |
hey, don't lump me in with r3x! lol
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
Steve T said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
hey throw in some wonder woman bobbies and count me in
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
Genius!! 
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
-The Puritan Princess of Prude,the Hawk-Ho-Hunny, and the Sneakiest hare of booty and boobs follow the trail of the pedophilic Pariahsite into the back corners of Rob's Blog. However, it may not be the old in-and-out business as usual, when the great Blog's lone protector cums a'callin'.
It's PrincessE, Sneaky, and the Jack of all Cowgirls versus the Tit-Knight herself....The Harleykwin!!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
Kneel! 10000+ posts
|
|
Kneel! 10000+ posts
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912 |
I think we've stumbled onto something sinister here folks...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
-The Puritan Princess of Prude,the Hawk-Ho-Hunny, and the Sneakiest hare of booty and boobs follow the trail of the pedophilic Pariahsite into the back corners of Rob's Blog. However, it may not be the old in-and-out business as usual, when the great Blog's lone protector cums a'callin'.
It's PrincessE, Sneaky, and the Jack of all Cowgirls versus the Tit-Knight herself....The Harleykwin!!
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
Part 3
Harleykwin, guardian of the blog of Gob's-anal-secrets-that-nobody-really-wants-to-know-about how the fuck did I get stuck with this crummy job?   challenges the league to a battle in the deadly pit 'o jello! It is a slippy, - yet tasty! - battle to the death, but as PE goes running for the power and protection of her chastity belt will Bunny accept the challenge? And when JLA, Pro and Joe show up with cameras and PPV tickets and PJP insists on constantly entering the pit to break up the match, the battle weary babes find they may have bitten off more than they can swallow...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
You said swallow... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
You said swallow...
I like a man who notices the obvious...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
You said swallow...
I like a man who notices the obvious...
When I see a lady's head on my lap, bobbing away (and she's ALWAYS a lady!), I don't think I need my Spider Sense to tell me what's what!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
 This conversation is NOT in continuity, people! Now...Harley...go on...the pit of jello...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
You said swallow...
I like a man who notices the obvious...
When I see a lady's head on my lap, bobbing away (and she's ALWAYS a lady!), I don't think I need my Spider Sense to tell me what's what!
Onc, twice, three times a lady....?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
You said swallow...
I like a man who notices the obvious...
When I see a lady's head on my lap, bobbing away (and she's ALWAYS a lady!), I don't think I need my Spider Sense to tell me what's what!
Onc, twice, three times a lady....?
And I you...
(This is how it's done, Pro... )
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
You said swallow...
I like a man who notices the obvious...
When I see a lady's head on my lap, bobbing away (and she's ALWAYS a lady!), I don't think I need my Spider Sense to tell me what's what!
Onc, twice, three times a lady....?
And I you...
(This is how it's done, Pro... )
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 47
not thedoctor 25+ posts
|
|
not thedoctor 25+ posts
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 47 |
I say, this is all rather nauseating!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
I agree! Joe put your shirt back on!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
PJP said:
I agree! Joe put your shirt back on!
Jesus, man! You forgot to tell him to put on his pants!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
I didn't look down....I didn't want to go blind.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
(This is how it's done, Pro... )
.....how....what's....done?
Oh! Wait. Were you talking about all of that obvious, 'last call at 1am', hit-on lines? Yeah, true. Good thing you were around to take me through that, otherwise I might have had to get some tips from, say, a sixth-grader... 
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
PJP said:
I didn't look down....I didn't want to go blind.
If you haven't gone blind with all the wanking you've done over the years, I think your eye sight is pretty safe! Why do you think you got to be the referee?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 |
Quote:
Jeremy said:
Who'd be the creative team? And which character would find out the shocking secret of the Nature Boys nonexistence?
Art - Rob Liefeld
Words - John Byrne
Story - Nowhereman has a wank!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
Liefeld's penchant for physical disproportion should work in your favor, then...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Quote:
Nowhereman said:
Quote:
Jeremy said:
Who'd be the creative team? And which character would find out the shocking secret of the Nature Boys nonexistence?
Art - Rob Liefeld
Words - John Byrne
Story - Nowhereman has a wank!
Talk about a waste of money! This story sucks! It took all of three seconds to finish it!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1
Regenerated 15000+ posts
|
|
Regenerated 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769
cookie monster 7500+ posts
|
|
cookie monster 7500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,769 |
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546
Living the dream 15000+ posts
|
|
OP
Living the dream 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 15,546 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Nowhereman said:
Quote:
Jeremy said:
Who'd be the creative team? And which character would find out the shocking secret of the Nature Boys nonexistence?
Art - Rob Liefeld
Words - John Byrne
Story - Nowhereman has a wank!
Talk about a waste of money! This story sucks! It took all of three seconds to finish it!
As most John Byrne comics do these days.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 40,854
Schlub 15000+ posts
|
|
Schlub 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 40,854 |
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
harleykwin said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Quote:
Knutreturns said:
Quote:
Prometheus said:
Writer: Garth Ennis
Art: Frank Quietly
-The UK assassin called "Nowhereman" is thrust into a life-and-death-and-poo mystery of intrigue, betrayal, lust, and sheep, when he begins his search for the legendary "Nature Boys". But, can even the Welsh Whacker of War stand against the enigma scientists have dubbed...."MisterJLA"?
Ummm...guest-starring Sneaky Bunny, CJ, and Princess Elisa as "The Lesbian League of Anal-Exploration"!
Following their hit guest appearance, the Lesbian League gets its own mini!
Writer: Warren Ellis
Art: Sean Phillips
Part I-
When the LLoAE's leader, Gob, is kidnapped for his extensive knowlege of all things anal, the league sets off on a mission to find him. As they follow the trail of socks they discover levels of corruption that reach the highest levels of the rkmbs! Who's behind the secret mod forum? And who is the mysterious third player in the Joe Mama/PJP love triangle? Can Bunny's cuffs and Elisa's holy water save the league or are their days of anal exploration over before its begun?
While the RKMB's GOP faction fill their cars with guns and set off in pursuit, the liberal posse sit down to consider the non violent solutions and decide maybe offering the kidnappers cookies may help.
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
-The Puritan Princess of Prude,the Hawk-Ho-Hunny, and the Sneakiest hare of booty and boobs follow the trail of the pedophilic Pariahsite into the back corners of Rob's Blog. However, it may not be the old in-and-out business as usual, when the great Blog's lone protector cums a'callin'.
It's PrincessE, Sneaky, and the Jack of all Cowgirls versus the Tit-Knight herself....The Harleykwin!!
LLoAE Summer Slut Special: "Birds of a Feather...FUCK TOGETHER!!!"
Part 3
Harleykwin, guardian of the blog of Gob's-anal-secrets-that-nobody-really-wants-to-know-about how the fuck did I get stuck with this crummy job? challenges the league to a battle in the deadly pit 'o jello! It is a slippy, - yet tasty! - battle to the death, but as PE goes running for the power and protection of her chastity belt will Bunny accept the challenge? And when JLA, Pro and Joe show up with cameras and PPV tickets and PJP insists on constantly entering the pit to break up the match, the battle weary babes find they may have bitten off more than they can swallow...
i shall use my lava douche......
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
|
|
|
|
|
