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#703243 2006-08-11 6:08 AM
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I'm drunk, got today off work and get to see Toad The Wet Sprocket in concert tonight.

Its gonna be a good day.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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happy drunkday!


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Happy Ultimate Day!


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Happy Ultimate Day!



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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.

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WHOA Crawford Crow sighting!


Happy Birthday rex!


We all chipped in and bought you a pack of
























cigarettes!




























you thought I was going to say socks didn't you!

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Happy Birthday, Rex. I'd send you an ecard, but I've been hurt before.


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yeah, i'd send you the 13" dong i bought elisa but i think you'd enjoy that.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?


Happy birthday, brain jonu..jopo...BJ!

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BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!

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BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!




It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.

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BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!




It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.


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Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.




Hey!
Its that one guy that posted here before!


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!


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Happy birthday, Rex. Just how old are you now?


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socksy socksday, woolcotton!


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socksy socksday, woolcotton!




No...his girlfriend's birthday is next week.


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oh.

alright then, just happy birfday to regular rex.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!




The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!




The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.






How's that?

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Right on, man. Cheers.


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Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!




Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!

















































I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.


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Joe Mama is correct.


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Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!




Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!

















































I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.




I'm having a flashback to doc's birthday thread....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Happy Birthday, Rex.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!


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<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KZK6RISIuPU"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KZK6RISIuPU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>




I love that sketch!

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I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.


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I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.




Sweet! I'd love to see them live. Glad to hear it was great.

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Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!




I want you to be my sock!


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hasn't the girl lived through enough pain.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You know who would have liked this thread?


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