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#708751 2006-08-24 1:58 AM
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I know I am an hour early...just wanted to be the first here
to wish you Happy Birthday!


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Now that its your birthday,

Happy birthday.


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Happy birthday, Gob!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Happy birthday, Gob!





You know what he wants for his birthday.....


ah fuck it, we've been over this way too many times.


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HAPPY!

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BIRTHDAY!

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ROB!

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happy birthday rob


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy am birthday,little Rob person. URG am got you some boobs for am your bday.

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harleykwin said:
Happy birthday, Gob!





You know what he wants for his birthday.....


ah fuck it, we've been over this way too many times.









Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Happy Birthday Boss!

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Happy Birthday, Rob. I'd say "Make it a day you'll never forget", but what I'd mean is "Make is a day you barely remember".


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thanks everyone for the wishe..i mean, HPAY BIRHDAY ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!111111!1


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rob is gay!


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rob is birthday gay!



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But just HOW gay is BIRTHDAY gay? Is it gayer than just REGULAR DAY gay?


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And how!

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Whoa!


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So how many years has it been since your mother forgot to flush, Rob?


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So how many years has it been since your mother forgot to flush, Rob?



you haven't called and asked?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So how many years has it been since your mother forgot to flush, Rob?



you haven't called and asked?




The line was busy...


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Heppy barfday Rob!!!


go.

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So, it's Rob's birthday...


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For a little while longer..wonder what he did for his birthday?


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what he does everyday pinky....


gets drunk and looses his keys!


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klinton said:
So how many years has it been since your mother forgot to flush, Rob?



you haven't called and asked?




The line was busy...





we have two lines, and she has a cell phone. obviously you didnt care enough


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Quote:

kathleen said:
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klinton said:
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klinton said:
So how many years has it been since your mother forgot to flush, Rob?



you haven't called and asked?




The line was busy...





we have two lines, and she has a cell phone. obviously you didnt care enough



snookums...i was sexing you up at the time...
and he's not that good of a sugar daddy to deserve the cell phone...


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Where's the fucking cake?!

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why celebrate another birthday? it's just another year closer to dying.



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But...the cake....

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THAT FUCKS


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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