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Ramadan to begin Sunday

    On Sunday, Muslims in the United States begin Ramadan, the holiest month of the Islamic calendar. During Ramadan, Muslims fast from dawn until sunset, pray, meditate and do acts of charity.

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I think a nice act of charity for them to do is to simultaneously kill themselves. Yes, that would be nice.

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Or turn in the terrorists to their local authorities...


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that's ok too.

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I was in Jebel Ali (a port town in the Middle East) during Ramadan a few years ago.

BORING!!!!1!

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Or turn in the terrorists to their local authorities...






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This whole Ramadan thing is pissing me off at work. Those fucknuts get an extra break to accomadate thier prayer needs.

What about my need to worship at Toys R Us daily? Where is the raise/time off for my religious convictions?


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Ramadan sounds like a monster that Godzilla must fight.




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I think a nice act of charity for them to do is to simultaneously kill themselves. Yes, that would be nice.




Sounds good to me..in fact, they could ALL line up in one long, continuous line..and blow themselves up. But...they ought to do it so one of them blows up, then the next one, and the next one, and all down the line..like a human domino line.

For a more aesthetic look, they could form complex patterns like flowers, cats, and the eiffel tower..and blow themselves up in a pattern..It ought to be filmed but from above, for maximum effect.

It all ought to be televised, too, but they ought to do this in February..for sweeps month!


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not all muslims are bad or terrorists.


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I know..I was being facetious. Too bad the ones that like to blow things up can't simply just do what I posted, though. No one would be harmed..except themselves.


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Ariel, did you read my account of the Renaissance Faire I went to last Saturday?


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not yet. if its in the random chat section...it may be awhile before i get the courage to go there. lol i have 0ver 2,000 unread posts there I'll probably read it later this afternoon


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Cool! I won't give anything away..but let's just say that I am glad I listened to you about going to a Faire.


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not all muslims are bad or terrorists.




...that's exactly what a bad terrorist would say! You don't fool me!


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what exactly is a bad terrorist? one that asks the flight attendant to help set off the bomb? One that forgets to bring exact change to get on the bus, so gets thrown off?

I wasn't speaking of myself, anyway. I'm Wiccan. I have a very good friend at work that is Muslim and I let the talk of all muslims should kill themselves get to me.


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what exactly is a bad terrorist?




A Muslim, obviously. Have you not been paying attention to the political cartoon forum?


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cartoons are not for reading, they are for watching on tv.


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Hard to believe I never gave Muslims a second thought 10 years ago, and now, they are all we hear about.

I know there are good Muslims, but the bad ones seem to be mucking up things for all Muslims. It is very sad.


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cartoons are not for reading, they are for watching on tv.



Damn right, Ms. Honda.


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