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BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
Baby ESPN isn't alone.
Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.
"We were the talk of the hospital," Rusty Real said. "The nurses kept asking my wife if she was really going to let her husband name him ESPN. She said, 'Oh, yes.'"
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BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
Baby ESPN isn't alone.
Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.
"We were the talk of the hospital," Rusty Real said. "The nurses kept asking my wife if she was really going to let her husband name him ESPN. She said, 'Oh, yes.'"
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/775959/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Aren't there anti-childabuse laws in America?
give us chicken wings!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My friend Kim's law-based reletive named her son Bling-Bling. 
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BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
Baby ESPN isn't alone.
Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.
"We were the talk of the hospital," Rusty Real said. "The nurses kept asking my wife if she was really going to let her husband name him ESPN. She said, 'Oh, yes.'"
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/775959/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD
the above article might be here already, ...but i posted it better.
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Aren't there anti-childabuse laws in America?
For some reason, child abuse laws do not cover naming your children. My neice is named Gracie Mae, which brings to mind an 80 yr old hillbilly.
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Aren't there anti-childabuse laws in America?
For some reason, child abuse laws do not cover naming your children. My neice is named Gracie Mae, which brings to mind an 80 yr old hillbilly.
At least they didn't name her Appolonia...or Ellie May... or
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How about "Soda"? That's a beautiful name.
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Well if you want ensure beatdowns and homosexuality.
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How about naming a kid Voltron? That's a good, solid, masculine name!
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I wonder what the man who changed his name to OPTIMUS PRIME will name his progeny.
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Bumblebee? Grimlock? 
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I'm still trying to talk Ariel into Galactus as a boy's name...
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I'm still trying to talk Ariel into Galactus as a boy's name...
That is a real tough name! No one's gonna mess with a kid named Galactus!
I can see it now when he is in 2 nd grade on the playground:
Kid :" Get out of the sandbox, I own it!"
Galactus :" Shut up, or I eat your world, bitch!"
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I think people should cut to the chase & give their kids useful names like:
Little shit
Dumb bastard
Fucking little retard
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I think people should cut to the chase & give their kids useful names like:
Little shit
Dumb bastard
Fucking little retard
Ashtray
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You wouldn't believe the names I see come down the pike at the hospital. Some recent baby names: "Placenta", "Oregano", "Andie Nicole Smith"... sometimes it's just unfortunate foreign names, like baby "Diep Dung" (born to Bich Dung), but the deliberate cruelty that some people inflict on their kids should earn them a visit from CPS and a stint in the bighouse with people named "Porkchop", "Jackhammer", and "Gravy Train". Maybe a couple years of answering to "Practice Bitch" will change their tune.
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I wonder what the man who changed his name to OPTIMUS PRIME will name his progeny.
I can't get over that fact that it means his wife is 'Mrs. Prime'...
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You wouldn't believe the names I see come down the pike at the hospital. Some recent baby names: "Placenta", "Oregano", "Andie Nicole Smith"... sometimes it's just unfortunate foreign names, like baby "Diep Dung" (born to Bich Dung), but the deliberate cruelty that some people inflict on their kids should earn them a visit from CPS and a stint in the bighouse with people named "Porkchop", "Jackhammer", and "Gravy Train". Maybe a couple years of answering to "Practice Bitch" will change their tune.
I'm so grateful Lord of the Rings didn't come out twenty years ago, or I would be named Boromina...*whew*
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That book came out like fifty years ago.
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You wouldn't believe the names I see come down the pike at the hospital. Some recent baby names: "Placenta", "Oregano", "Andie Nicole Smith"... sometimes it's just unfortunate foreign names, like baby "Diep Dung" (born to Bich Dung), but the deliberate cruelty that some people inflict on their kids should earn them a visit from CPS and a stint in the bighouse with people named "Porkchop", "Jackhammer", and "Gravy Train". Maybe a couple years of answering to "Practice Bitch" will change their tune.
I'm so grateful Lord of the Rings didn't come out twenty years ago, or I would be named Boromina...*whew*
yeesh
I'm pretty sure there are guys running around named Eldarion out there. One or two at least.
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 I asked you politely to keep that under wraps, dammit! Now I gotta find that old Leonard Nimoy music video... 
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I think people should cut to the chase & give their kids useful names like:
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