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Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer
Thursday, December 14, 2006

Dec. 13: Richard Lisko holds out one of the extra legs located half way up the leg of a deer he hit with his truck last month near Waucousta, Wis.

FOND DU LAC, Wis. Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow, but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway.

The young buck had nub antlers and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

"It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.

When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

"It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."

"It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.

Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.

"I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."

Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife managers.

John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."


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I wouldn't eat it....


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Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer
Thursday, December 14, 2006

Dec. 13: Richard Lisko holds out one of the extra legs located half way up the leg of a deer he hit with his truck last month near Waucousta, Wis.

FOND DU LAC, Wis. Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow, but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway.

The young buck had nub antlers and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

"It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.

When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

"It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."

"It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.

Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.

"I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."

Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife managers.

John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."






Okay, number one - transgender means from one gender to another: NOT both genders. That's hermaphrodite.

Number two, I's gonna sticky this shit, at least for one day. Too funny.


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Well if you want an extra drumstick that bad.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Wondered who killed the deer?!?

*hah...........j/k* And yes I read the article...........just goes to show you that men will eat anything for food. Wow............


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I have had venison before, but NO way would I eat THAT deer!


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Ha ha ha! Ew! That guy would eat poo if he could shoot it first, I bet. What a Jeremiah Johnson.


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Thank you for stickying the thread for the day, Uschi.


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Wondered who killed the deer?!?

*hah...........j/k* And yes I read the article...........just goes to show you that men will eat anything for food. Wow............



Deer's the only game animal I'll eat, its low fat high protein.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ditto. I had venison as a stew.. and it was delicious!!!


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I've had buffalo burgers and buff. chili and buff. jerkey. I've had sheep. I love cow. Never ate deer though.


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makes great stew and damn good steaks.

squirrel on the other hand, so damn tasty you'll only eat it once.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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heh.


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