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Seriously...I give the fuck up.


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Why is it the worst fucking Christmas, Klinton?


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dan prolly passed out on pony island.


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Sometimes a holiday is just another day.


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someone probably gave klinton food


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or a box of heterosexuality

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Klints just pissed that jim jackson wasn't wrapped under his christmas tree.


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Why is it the worst fucking Christmas, Klinton?




Rob refused to give him a reach around...


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Rob should've gave it to him. It being the holiday and all.


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It's the nice thing to do.

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Uh...yeah.


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Mine sucked too. Except the kids acted all silly and were unshakably happy. That was pleasant.


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Mine was...different. Christmas Day has changed this year and last. Christmas Eve was nice though.

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Well, it was another Christmas where I didn't have someone special to be with, but I kept busy enough so that I didn't get depressed about it.

Maybe by next Christmas, I'll be with that someone special.


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Are you gonna adopt a slow kid?


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Rex HAS been talking about moving out of Eugene...


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Are you gonna adopt a slow kid?




No, I want to adopt a black man who would be 6'0" to 6'6", at least 40 years old, and weigh about 300 - 400 lbs.


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Rex HAS been talking about moving out of Eugene...






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No, I want to adopt a black man who would be 6'0" to 6'6", at least 40 years old, and weigh about 300 - 400 lbs.




Ah, I get it now. Anyone who's up for adoption at that age must be special.


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I keep trying to set Jerry up with this guy.


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Lothar of The Hill People said:

I keep trying to set Jerry up with this guy.




I prefer a less cartoony look, Lothar :



That is a pic of Chi McBride.


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Rex HAS been talking about moving out of Eugene...











Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Way to fucking go Rex...just when I thought the holidays couldnt get any fucking worse, I've gotta see your fucking face. Merry fucking ho to you too.


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No problem.


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Rob Kamphausen said:
someone probably gave klinton food



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or a box of heterosexuality



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Yeah?

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Sneaky Bunny refused my friend invite on FB today. Making this the NEW worst christmas ever. \:\(


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AAAAAHHH!!

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You know what's really fucked? I don't remember what this was all about. It can't have been so bad if I'm at a loss to recall why I needed to spew emo all over this board. \:p


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And that's why you deserve to die a slow and painful death.

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I'm sure the AIDS will get me. That or a seperated colon and/or rectal caner, no? You were big on worrying about the health of sodomites if I recall correctly.


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Not worried per say. I just like laughing at other people's pain.

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so the stiffened inquisition pursues associated overshirts behind entrance


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Yes. Exactly right.

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klinton! It's a Thanksmas miracle!


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or is it?


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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: k1inton
so the stiffened inquisition pursues associated overshirts behind entrance
Yes. Exactly right.


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