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As my buddy is liver-farting at the moment me and Chant came up with something else. while drunk...... no FxING wonder!

You can put Darth in front of everything! Referring to teh great Darth Waders ofcourse....

you dont say "im going shopping". You say "im going darth-shopping" in the Darth-Liquor-Vaderstore! or the deathshop or whatever!

just my 2 darth-Cents. this is gtting darth-lame......

imma drink some more darth-booze.

STAY DARTH YALLZ!!

Chant says "gobblegobblegobble" "the fish goes wroullwourlll! and the mogens goes sdfsdjfh.. and the people getting chants car goes weeeuuwwweeeuuuwww like a darth-ambulance!!

DARTH-MEDIC!!!

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you know.... i posted this in the of-darth-topic for a darth-reason...


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in case anyone's wondering....


we're quite drunk..




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I have a vague feeling that something very disturbing was going on last night....




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Goddamn nerds? DarthGoddamn Darth Nerds thank you.

im hung over as fuck.. alcohol really grinds my shit.


Do or don't. There is no try. And NEVER compare women to cheese in ANY way. It's gonna be your balls on a plate of jelly of death. Skulle jo skrive et eller andet. i fatter jo ikke et ord alligevel...
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that's what you get for fucking R2D2!!!




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IN THE-.....you know...

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You know want to say it.

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I have a vague feeling that something very disturbing was going on last night....




Is this feeling located in the, you know...?


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i bet he knows...

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I have a vague feeling that something very disturbing was going on last night....




Is this feeling located in the, you know...?




No, no, not that feeling.

I woke up with the feeling that we had been acting very weird and stupid the night before. A feeling of dread actually.

A feeling which was later confirmed by the films we made last night.

Yeah...pretty disturbing, involving trashcans and raindance




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What's disturbing to me is that the pornographic part didn't disturbe as much as it should!


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yeah, the trashcans and raindance are acceptable, but the full man on man gay sex? chant

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Now Jim Jackson is really going to manfuck you!

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I have a vague feeling that something very disturbing was going on last night....




Is this feeling located in the, you know...?




No, no, not that feeling.

I woke up with the feeling that we had been acting very weird and stupid the night before. A feeling of dread actually.

A feeling which was later confirmed by the films we made last night.

Yeah...pretty disturbing, involving trashcans and raindance





You foreigners have some weird slang for gay butt sex.


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nono, there was no gaybutt sex involved, I'm sorry to dissapoint you rex. I know how you love that kind of stuff. Alas, I'm afraid you'll have to live without it.




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Drunken posting is a time-honored tradtion here on the RKMBs. Actually, it's a requirement.

But, so is man-sex. So...maybe you passed two milestones last night?

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I think I passed a kidneystone. . .

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gaybutt sex. I love that kind of stuff.




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I can't defend myself so I'll do what my good buddy g-man does and edit his post in a quote.









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You foreigners have some weird slang for gay butt sex.




Whenever rex hears a man speaking in a foreign language, he assumes they're asking him for gay sex. Because that's what he secretely longs for. Gay sex. You know where.


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Drunken posting is a time-honored tradtion here on the RKMBs. Actually, it's a requirement.

But, so is man-sex. So...maybe you passed two milestones last night?




No, not even that I'm afraid. The author of this Thread, Toffo, was actually the one who, with just one post reached those two milestones, except that it wasn't gaybutt sex, it was trashcan sex...

I had the dubious honour of being the cameraman. I'm scarred for life now.

But so, I think, is everyone else.




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Heres the video ya naards!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=EEQpEnGAewI

Chant is recording... hiding behind the camera.


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Drunken posting is a time-honored tradtion here on the RKMBs. Actually, it's a requirement.




I have no idea what you're talking about.


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I think I passed a kidneystone. . .




Very strange considering that it wasn't yours.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I think I passed a kidneystone. . .




Very strange considering that it wasn't yours.



Aren't those considered a delicacy in England? Kinda like placenta?


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Heres the video ya naards!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=EEQpEnGAewI

Chant is recording... hiding behind the camera.





heh...white folks....


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