Did you hear about the guy who went to the races and while there he
observed a roman catholic priest who went over to a horse and sprinkled
it with holy water and the horse went on to win the race, streaks ahead
of the opposition, then at before the next race he saw the priest go
over to another horse and sprinkle it with holy water, and like the
first horse it went on to win it's race, so the guy said to him self if
the priest sprinlkes another horse with holy water I am going to bet
every penny I have on that horse, and sure enough the priest went over
to another horse and sprinkled it with holy water, and the other guy
went to a bookie and bet every penny he had on this horse.
Then the race started and the horse that the priest sprinkled with holy
water dropped dead about 100 yards after the start of the race, and the
gug was devestated, so he went over to the priest and said what are you
playing at, the last two horses you sprinkled with holy water went on to
win their races, and this last one you sprinkled drop dead after only
100 yards, and i had put every penny I had on it's nose what are you
playing at.
The priest replied you are a protestant are'nt you and the guy admitted
that he was, and said but how do you know that, the priest said because
you don't know the difference between giving a blessing and
administering the last rights.
