speaking of gay ball-grab games, the kid of our (lesbian) Pharmacy Manager had a swollen hand the other day. He said it was from playing ball-touch. We asked what Ball-Touch is. He said you run up and smack your friend's balls as hard as you can with the back of your hand. He hurt his hand 'cause he was about to smack his friend's nuts with his hand in gym class, but his friend moved the weights he was lifting and the kid ended up smacking the fuck out of his hand into cast iron. I wanted to say, "Dude, that is SO gay," but his MOM is gay and she's my boss and it isn't the best way to stay employed and happy.
Seriously, who wants to grab some other guy's testicles? Okay, besides Rob and Rex and Klinton and Jim and G-man and Beardguy.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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