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*Our show opens with a shot of the throngs of screaming RDCW fans who've packed the Cheesedome to see the return of their beloved home federation and it's stars!
"Boners Sooner" starts to play as Fat Retard makes his way down to the commentary area. "SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!! POWERBOMB!!!!!!! THE STERNUM!!!!!!!!!"
Then as "Don'tcha" begins to play, LLarry "The Queen" LLawller joins Fat Retard at the booth and cops a cheap feel!
FR: "STERNUM!!!!!!!!"
LL: "Damn near killed 'em!"
*Then ZZ Top's "La Grange" cues up as Mike "The Mouth" Monroe heads down to the ring.
MM: "Fans, thanks for coming back and being here with us tonight. We've missed you while we were gone, and we couldn't have come back without you! So as a special treat, you've asked for it. . .you've demanded it. . .and we're going to give it to you! The return of. . .MADMAN MARCUM!!!!!!!!!!! 
*The fans go even wilder as Primus' "Anti-pop" plays and MarcuM joins Monroe at their usual position at ringside.
MarcuM: It's good to be back and Mike Monroe, there's just one thing I want to say!
Monroe: What's that, Madman?
MarcuM: Damn, I look good!
Monroe: I'm a litle confused though, didn't you already come back last year when MisterJLA bought out the promotion?
MarcuM: No, that wasn't me! JLA tried to use mine and several other former RDCW star's names and likenesses without permission. So we filed a class action lawsuit against him! Don't be fooled by cheap imitations! 
Monroe: It's great to have you back! 
Fans, for the last couple of months, a war has been brewing. Several families have been brawling with each other all over Roboken. Well, tonight, in this very ring, we're going to attempt to settle things with a Family Feud Battle Royal!!!!!!!
James White, take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tag Team Match
The Masked Avengers (The Archer & Brad Lee)
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Chewy Walrus & Killconey
Battle of the Tits!
King Snarf
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Captain Sammitch
Singles Encounter
Big Pimp Tim w/West Side Rollers
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We cut to backstage. Krazed is pacing around. A very scantily clad woman with a microphone aproaches him: Robin Lucious:Excuse me mister...Krazed is it? Krazed:Yes ma'am. RL:Just a few words if you dont mind. Krazed:Sure thing. RL:How do you feel tonight? This is you're first ever RDCW match isn't it? Krazed:Yeah. I feel good. Im just ready to get it started. RL:I was told you called out Grimm personally. What would make you do something like that? Krazed: Well, I know he's considered one of the so called "badasses" around here. I figure what better way to make a name for myself than to kick some tough guy ass. RL: I see. What about your involvement with this new faction here at the RDCW? What do you call yourselves? Krazed: The West Side Rollers baby! We're here to help bring some life to this place. Give the people some real wrestling to scream about . My boy Big Pimp Tim's gonna take somebodies punkass over the top rope and Jeremy gonna....uh...bring the soda's! Yeah . Cause thats just how we roll on the westside baby...:woo: Krazed runs down the hall chanting and screaming.... Lucious looks at the camera: Well I guess that ends the interview...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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<The lights in the Cheesedome fade for a moment, after which AC/DC's 'TNT' blares and the lights come up to reveal the ever-impressive Chewy Walrus making his way down the ramp, followed by Killconey. The two are, once again, dressed as Jay and Silent Bob:
The crowd cheers wildly as the duo enters the ring. Killconey picks up a microphone on the way up the steps while Chewy strolls casually around the ring...>
KC: What up, bitches? <Pops from the crowd...> Welcome back to the Dome O' Cheese, where yours truly and this beefy bastard are gonna lay some smack down!
<Chewy, still in character, nods nonchalantly...>
KC: Tonight in this ring, we are gonna be takin' on the Masked Avengers, and... <Killconey pauses and looks around...> Who the fuck are the Masked Avengers?
<Chewy shrugs. Laughs from the crowd...>
KC: That blows. We gotta fight some campy losers when I could be backstage with my lady, and... yeah, you know the rest.
CW: 
KC: The Masked Avengers, huh? I hear they also go by the name Golden Age Grapplers. GAG for short. Well, they'll probably make for a good gag in the ring tonight. Also making an appearance tonight, the man himself, the good Captain... <Chewy salutes> the most dangerous man in the RDCW, Captain Sammitch!
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KC: Apparently he'll be takin' on that whiny little bitch of a virgin who somehow managed to get his manicured little mitts on the title belt once upon a time. Yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about. <Laughs from the crowd...> Lemme see here...
<Killconey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tape measure, which he proceeds to start wrapping around his waist. Chewy looks at him, puzzled...>
KC: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm gettin' sized for the belt. If they'll give it to Queen Snarf they'll give it to anyone! <Laughs. Chewy pantomimes Snarf's signature headlock, drawing more laughs...> Anyway, all y'alls get comfy out there, and we'll smell ya later. Poice!
<Chewy and Killconey reenact the dance scene from Clerks as the beat blares throughout the Cheesedome. Fade to black...>
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nobody knows what the fuck it is, and i am too much of an asshole to tell you.
out walks the baddest of the baddest drug pimpin board bots known to man.
"ok, so i have been coerced into this fucking match against all these cock suckers, so i thought i would take the time to tell all you losers something."
the crowd is obviously awed with this fine straight talker.
"firstly murtazin, you suck cock. secondly, oakley, you take cock. thirdly, mopius, can i have the money for those sleeping pills i sold you?"
the crowd continues to listen.
"ah fuckit, i can't be bothered with all this crap"
banditoshu starts to walk out of the arena
"oh, I almost forgot...
Never say give up
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Ya know, I really don't wanna do this. I really wanna bust some heads like in UFC not pussy RDCW. Only Grimm and maybe Howdy can really rock your world. I wanna abuse some petty motherfuckin' ass. I really want Jeremy or Sammitch. Fuck Big Pimp TIm..Maybe he'll win...I doubt It. I want some hard core shit. I'm back from the dead. I want satisfaction. Win or lose I want something, besides that lame ass boy toy shit that pleases most. Come Tim..come get beaten I want the serious meat... Win or lose I will not stop until I defeat everyone..................Everyone.
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<Cut to a shot from inside the former SDC's locker room. The crowd cheers thunderously as Captain Sammitch comes into view, but Sammitch doesn't do or say anything right away. His hands are wrapped for a fight and he is leaning forward in his chair, watching film of past matches intently. After a moment Sweet Marlene walks by...>SM: Hey. CS: <without looking up> Hey. Your husband and Chewy made quite a commotion out there a few minutes ago. SM: I know. You should've been out there with 'em. CS: Maybe.SM: Maybe?  CS: I love the fans, and you know that. But I can't just half-ass prepping for the match just to go out there and taunt people. SM: Are you studying up for the match?CS: Yeah. Why? SM: Because it's King Snarf! CS: That's true. But don't forget - he has won the big belt, regardless of how. And that's something I haven't done... yet. SM: Just relax. You're gonna kick his ass out there. <The door opens and Chewy and Killconey enter, still in character...>CS: Probably. I've studied what little strategy he's got, and I think I've got the answer for him. But one can never be too careful. SM: You've changed in that time off, you know. You used to just sit back here and think of new ways to make the other guys look stupid. KC: <in character> What's up, baby? SM: You're such a goof. Go get changed. <Killconey continues dancing and breaks into Jay's Rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back as he heads for his locker...>CS: Oh, I'm still figuring out ways to make the other guy look stupid. It's just that I'm gonna try and save it for the ring. Not everyone is a King Snarf. Joe's still out there. Grimm's back. And we don't even have a name. I gotta get serious about winning. I owe it to the fans. CW:  CS: And to you guys. SM: But what about the mind games? The psychological warfare? CW: <in character> Denying your opponent the opportunity to look into your eyes and try and read what's written there, that is the most powerful form of psychological warfare you can play. CS: Dude, you're really good at this Silent Bob thing. CW:  <Fade to black...>
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<cut to the concessions where bpt is standing against the wall. krazed standing besides him both speaking>
krazed: you hear that bullshit? i know you did.
bpt: yeah, i heard it?all talk. the man left himself a way out already. IF i win. then a whole lot of crap after that. he already has doubt.
krazed: that's what i'm talkin bout.
bpt: he's wanting all this MEAT? fuck that, but i will have him screaming in the bitch maker, then i'll just toss his punk ass over the top rope.
<jeremy walks up>
jeremy: got your beer bpt.
<draining the beer and tossing it aside>
bpt: let's go get ready. we got shit to do tonight.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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BL: Well, here we go again, Archer. Another run at greatness in the revamped RDCW!
A: Yeah, but how long do you think it will last this time? Will we have a chance to go all bad ass out there like we planned in the beginning? Will we become the greatest tag team to ever enter the ring of the Cheesedome? Will we even have time to add our lovely valet to the mix, just so the fans have a really hot chick to look at while we go about our business of breaking the rules and anything else that gets in our way?
BL: I guess we find that out tonight, Archer, facing off in the ring against Jay and Silent Bob. At least, I think that's who they are, although they are listed as Killconey and Chewy Walrus.
A: Then it's settled. Tonight, we kill coney and have walrus for dinner!
BL: Now you're talking. Let's go find our valet before we're late to the match!
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