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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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you need help.

\:lol\:



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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are u offering?


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Its a bit much. I like the old way where it only went for an hour.


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I meant psychiatric "help" honey...

But nice try... \:noice\:

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I meant psychiatric "help" honey...

But nice try... \:noice\:

;\)


\:shrug\:
well ya shoot and hope for the best...


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iono, i have been off and on all day, though just haven't had much to say

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i set it for 500 minutes to test the new script.

everyone is online!

it'll be baack to 60 soon enough


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I meant psychiatric "help" honey...

But nice try... \:noice\:

;\)


\:shrug\:
well ya shoot and hope for the best...


Always aim high, playboy...


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
i set it for 500 minutes to test the new script.

everyone is online!



Seriously, I think almost all the posters who post regularly are listed...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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\:woo\: party at the rkmbs! wheres the whiskey??


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In Harley's belly.


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it's not that rot gut kentucky derby is it. shit.

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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
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gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?

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hah! rum!

seriously......she drank all the whiskey? \:khan\:

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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?


Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
hah! rum!

seriously......she drank all the whiskey? \:khan\:


Jameson's is only for the strong, dun...


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:



That's what you get for showing up late to the party...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.


What is, "Where I want to put my seed", Mr. Trebek? I'll take "Ladies of the RKMBs" for $200...

(I keed, I keed. Kinda.)

\:grumble\:


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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?


Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)


i drink 151 straight. No gay lemon gettin in the way. If i drink 4 of em and mack on a girl im sure ill be disapointed in the morning cause shell probably be way uglier than i remembered...


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?


Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)


i drink 151 straight. No gay lemon gettin in the way. If i drink 4 of em and mack on a girl im sure ill be disapointed in the morning cause shell probably be way uglier than i remembered...


Ahhh. Coyote ugly.

Been there a time or two myself.

Of course to be fair, if you drink 4 of them in an hour and you do get a girl, SHE'LL prolly be disappointed in about 10 minutes or so...

For the record, I almost died drinking 151 way back in the day...true story...I can't even smell that shit to this day.

A friend of mine schooled me to the twist...he said it cuts the burn.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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really. hmm might have to try it then. (cause that shit burns like hell!)


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?


Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)


i drink 151 straight. No gay lemon gettin in the way. If i drink 4 of em and mack on a girl im sure ill be disapointed in the morning cause shell probably be way uglier than i remembered...


Ahhh. Coyote ugly.

Been there a time or two myself.

Of course to be fair, if you drink 4 of them in an hour and you do get a girl, SHE'LL prolly be disappointed in about 10 minutes or so...

For the record, I almost died drinking 151 way back in the day...true story...I can't even smell that shit to this day.

A friend of mine schooled me to the twist...he said it cuts the burn.


Me too...I split a liter with a friend and then we went out to bucket of beer night....I was literally bed ill for 2 days i should have gone to the hospital.


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gobdamn guys. i dont know how much of that stuff yall be drinking but...damn


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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
In Harley's belly.



gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey? \:grumble\:


ok. wheres the rum?


Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)


i drink 151 straight. No gay lemon gettin in the way. If i drink 4 of em and mack on a girl im sure ill be disapointed in the morning cause shell probably be way uglier than i remembered...


Ahhh. Coyote ugly.

Been there a time or two myself.

Of course to be fair, if you drink 4 of them in an hour and you do get a girl, SHE'LL prolly be disappointed in about 10 minutes or so...

For the record, I almost died drinking 151 way back in the day...true story...I can't even smell that shit to this day.

A friend of mine schooled me to the twist...he said it cuts the burn.


Me too...I split a liter with a friend and then we went out to bucket of beer night....I was literally bed ill for 2 days i should have gone to the hospital.


How did you not end up with alcohol poisoning? damn...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I think I did....apparently non-lethal amounts though.


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PI should be immune from alcohol poisoning at this point


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
gobdamn guys. i dont know how much of that stuff yall be drinking but...damn


Was 17 and thought I was a bad ass. Swiped a fifth off my old man's bar and shared it with a couple of friends while walking to a house party...

I drank about 3/4 of the bottle by the time we went into the party. I was coherent for about 6 minutes after going in.

I remember grabbing some girl's ass, stumbling over a chair and projectile vomiting on the DJ and his turntables. After that, oblivion.

They had to call my crib to come get me...

I woke up 36 hours later in the hospital. My B.A.C was over .2 when they pumped my stomach. Even a day and a half later, after stomach pumping and forced ingestion of charcoal to soak up the residual alcohol, I was still legally drunk...They said if my parents hadn't brought me to the hospital when they did, I'd have gone into a coma within an hour and died.

Good times, man...good times.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
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gobdamn guys. i dont know how much of that stuff yall be drinking but...damn


Was 17 and thought I was a bad ass. Swiped a fifth off my old man's bar and shared it with a couple of friends while walking to a house party...

I drank about 3/4 of the bottle by the time we went into the party. I was coherent for about 6 minutes after going in.

I remember grabbing some girl's ass, stumbling over a chair and projectile vomiting on the DJ and his turntables. After that, oblivion.

They had to call my crib to come get me...

I woke up 36 hours later in the hospital. My B.A.C was over .2 when they pumped my stomach. Even a day and a half later, after stomach pumping and forced ingestion of charcoal to soak up the residual alcohol, I was still legally drunk...They said if my parents hadn't brought me to the hospital when they did, I'd have gone into a coma within an hour and died.

Good times, man...good times.



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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
i am just in awe of the tab at the end of his night


Dude, that's why he starts drinking at home...



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no shit.


never let myself get that far gone. not even close

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Yup.

That bastard was raw.

And stupid as fuck...






Some things never change.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
i am just in awe of the tab at the end of his night


Dude, that's why he starts drinking at home...


shit i barely ever go to the bar cause of mine, i don;t wanna imagine his

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i dont like alcohol


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
i am just in awe of the tab at the end of his night


the bottle was at the dorm..the beer was off campus....I ate and puked that night, and puked the next day until there was no puke and I was dry heaving-the rest of the first day...I never threw up blood so i didn't go to the hospital.


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
i dont like alcohol, i love it more than JLA


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
no shit.


never let myself get that far gone. not even close


I was young and stupid.

The only other time I ever appraoched that level was the first time I ever drank grain.

That shit is no good for you at all.

Now, it's nothing but good scotch and sensible amounts.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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