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Shipwreck has an action figure, so he's probably in the movie somewhere. ... Yeah, like Deathstroke's action figure meant he was in TDK. awwww, somebody's depends needs changing. If you need changing ask your caregiver to give you a new set.
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Shipwreck has an action figure, so he's probably in the movie somewhere. ... Yeah, like Deathstroke's action figure meant he was in TDK. awwww, somebody's depends needs changing. If you need changing ask your caregiver to give you a new set. don't need to! they keep me fully stocked at all times! which doesn't detract from your Snarf like analogy!
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I would respectfully submit that the poster who bases what's in a movie on what toys he sees in the store has already claimed the Snarfian mantle.
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Mmmm....I don't know, Geeman...... reaching.... 
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Hey, I'm not the one who first drew the comparison. That was fucking cruel of Grimm, ya know. Besides, predicting the plot of a movie based on the toy line is almost as pointless as bitching about one just because you don't like the writer. 
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Or moaning that someone doesnt sound black enough!
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Hey, I'm not the one who first drew the comparison. That was fucking cruel of Grimm, ya know. Well, yes, he did jump straight to "nuke". But, still, I think we all owe you at least one... Besides, predicting the plot of a movie based on the toy line is almost as pointless as bitching about one just because you don't like the writer. You shouldn't bitch about a story because of its writer? 
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Hey, I'm not the one who first drew the comparison. That was fucking cruel of Grimm, ya know. Well, yes, he did jump straight to "nuke". But, still, I think we all owe you at least one... Besides, predicting the plot of a movie based on the toy line is almost as pointless as bitching about one just because you don't like the writer. You shouldn't bitch about a story because of its writer? I'll give you that one. I was just in a hurry and didn't feel like more accurately alluding to your propensities in the area of prognosticative film criticism.
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YOU'RE the prognosticative!
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you're a snarf! 
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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Destro mask:  James McCullen has been called many things – arms dealer, heartless mercenary, war profiteer – yet none of those chilling titles sums him up as simply or as brutally as the name by which he’s referred to only in whispers: Destro. Here, exclusive to the site, is a first look at the concept art for Destro’s appearance in G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. Illustrator Matt Codd was provided with references from G.I. Joe comics, action figures and episodes of the animated series in order to ensure that careful attention was paid to maintaining the character’s unique and iconic look – all while making him appear as realistic as possible.
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Empire Online: 2 Stars - "The script is almost willfully stupid...Hugging the dumb and making it fun is Sommers’ strength. For all The Mummy Returns’ flaws, it //did// have zombie pygmies. GI Joe has a robot tuna."
SCI FI Wire: "Ultimately, G.I. Joe probably will appeal most to the 12-year-olds in the audience, or at least those adults most eager to embrace their inner 12-year-olds, which means if you felt burned by 'Revenge of the Fallen' then you should beware of this film."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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G.I. Joe' Review: "Numbing Nonsense; All I Felt Was Resentment" New York Post: "One-half Star"
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One, it ain't Saving Private Ryan, it's not Apocalypse Now, it's not Platoon.
Two, these reviews are revenge for not getting to see it in a private theater, with free popcorn, and an asshole tongue cleansing.
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I just saw this.
Now as a GI Joe movie, it falls short.
It is very Star Wars. Episode 1-3 anyway.
Actually, I think it was better than the Star Wars prequels.
Especially since GI Joe had to produce large scale obvious cgi battles without the resources of George Lucas, and Industrial Light & Magic.
I enjoyed it more than Terminator Salvation.
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i might pay 6 bucks for this but not much more.
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Couldn't you just ask your boyfriend to take you?
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To the movies, not from behind.
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Couldn't you just ask your boyfriend to take you? Zzap won't take his own kids to a movie, why would he take Black Machismo?
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To the movies, not from behind. He never has to ask for that.
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Couldn't you just ask your boyfriend to take you? Zzap won't take his own kids to a movie, why would he take Black Machismo? Tommy would, if only Sikkbones would make him his boyfriend.
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I will say one thing about the reviews. I read Ebert's and it is obvious he didn't even watch the movie. That is ridiculous.
I liked it for what it was...I really only had 3 problems with it...
Channing Tatum sucked ass as Duke.
The CGI was gawd-awful.
It had so many Star Wars rips/riffs it was a shame.
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I fully enjoyed this, tbh. I mean, I steeled myself against the cheese by watching old eps of the cartoon all week before going.
Sienna nailed it as Baroness (despite the lack of accent...although, I'm not entirely sure that's a bad thing), so that made me willing to forgive a tonne of flaws. Seeing your favorite character done justice covers a lot of evils.
I didn't mind Tatum as Duke...but I already liked him for reasons most of you don't much notice (hahaha), and I was never fond of Duke as a character.
The only real GLARING miscast in my head (other than Ripcord...but I really couldn't give a rats ass about the character) was Hawk. I dislike Quaid, and he fully didn't fit the role in my head. He and what's his fuck (dude from Encino Man) didn't belong on the set.
All told though, I liked it. I'll be going to see it again this weekend.
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i just wish they had done a psa at the end of the credits...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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i just wish they had done a psa at the end of the credits... 
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Would there battle cry be "Oy, Jew!"?
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It was a good entertaining movie. Not the GI JOE movie I wanted but still good enough. My main problem is why all the Star Wars fan wank? Were they afraid they wasn't going to be enough GI Joe fan wank?
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i just wish they had done a psa at the end of the credits... what the fuck -- they didn't??
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http://www.mania.com/hasbro-talks-gi-joe-2_article_128645.html While giving an update of sorts on the numerous projects they have in development, Hasbro's CEO & producer Brian Goldner sat down with MTV Movies and revealed that Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick script have turned in a script for Paramount Pictures' planned sequel, G.I. Joe 2. The search is underway for a new director to lead the follow-up to Stephen Sommer's 2009 release, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, though previous reports suggest that helmers Jon Chu and F. Gary Gray (The Italian Job) are in the running for the lead chair.
Goldner also went into spoiler territory by telling the website that this sequel would begin where the first film finished off, exploring the link between the presidential imposter and the Joes' enemies.
"Obviously, we know coming out of the first film that the president is an impostor," Goldner said, "You might begin with the knowledge of having your president as an impostor. What would that mean? From that, you can tell a very big story without only having to rely on the chronology of the first film."
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