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Would they live on White Knob Lane?
Go fishing on Cock pond?
Vacation in Pratt's Bottom?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and maybe they'd go to Herbert's Hole for lunch?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ha ha ha maybe they'd fuck each other in the butt!


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
and maybe they'd go to Herbert's Hole for lunch?


You would never know, because you put Nowhereman on ignore!

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Um no, no i didn't.

and really, that has no game or humor to it.

go try it out on your friends first!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Um no, no i didn't.


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and really, that has no game or humor to it.

go try it out on your friends first!


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Vacation in Pratt's Bottom?


Funny you should pick this one.
Pratts bottom is the green arrow, the red dot is where I live!

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She can't see that, you're on ignore gibbon!


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he lives on Bonar!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Petts wood????hah...


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And now we all know where the gay district in welshland is.


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You mean Wales?


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Are you angry drunk already?


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Nah, I haven't drank all day which would explain my anger.


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how long til pig starts sending goodbye PM's?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I hope soon. The last time he did that was classic.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
She can't see that, you're on ignore gibbon!

This isnt MySpace you gimp!

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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Petts wood????hah...

I understand the humour in Pratts Bottom, but whats funny about Petts Woods?

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 Originally Posted By: rex
And now we all know where the gay district in welshland is.

And Rex has already booked his flights here!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Petts wood????hah...

I understand the humour in Pratts Bottom, but whats funny about Petts Woods?



Now its twice as funny.


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: rex
And now we all know where the gay district in welshland is.

And Rex has already booked his flights here!


For the last time nowie, I'm not gay. Go hit on jeremy. He's your type.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm not gay

Sure Klinton, sure!

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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Petts wood????hah...

I understand the humour in Pratts Bottom, but whats funny about Petts Woods?



Now its twice as funny.

Really?
I still dont actually see what makes it so massively funny when you see a name like Pratts bottom!

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Petts Wood is a place in the London Borough of Bromley.The name appeared first in 1577 as "the wood of the Pett family", who were shipbuilders and leased the wood as a source of timbers. William Willett, a campaigner for daylight saving time, lived in nearby Chislehurst for most of his life, and is commemorated by a memorial sundial in the wood. The Daylight Inn in the suburb of Petts Wood is named in his honour. Petts Wood also has a second pub (The Sovereign of the Seas) and a railway station. It is situated between Orpington and Bickley. The Jubilee Country Park is located to the northwest of the main shopping area and is home to several rare species of animal life.Most of Petts Wood was built in the early twentieth century by the developer Basil Scruby together with Master builder, Noel Rees, as a high quality estate in a rural setting only a short train journey from the city, with the East side being built first. Noel Rees's name is still used as a selling point by estate agents, his houses can be found in Great Thrift, The Covert, Princes Avenue, Kingsway, Chislehurst Rd, The Chenies and many other roads in Petts Wood.The area sustained heavy bombing during WW2 because of its proximity to an important railway junction. Charles de Gaulle leader of the Free French and future President of France lived in Petts Wood, at 41 Birchwood Road, for part of the Second World War.The wood itself is now managed by the National TrustThe wood itself survives and is managed by the National Trust. Originally just 88 acres (36 hectares) were bought by public subscription and donated to the Trust in 1927. This was expanded when the neighbouring Hawkwood Estate and Edlmann Wood, comprising a further 250 acres (100 hectares), were donated to the Trust by landowners Robert and Francesca Hall in 1957. The woodland features oak, birch, rowan, alder, ash, hornbeam and sweet chestnut.

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 Originally Posted By: Frank Burns
Petts Wood is a place in the London Borough of Bromley.The name appeared first in 1577 as "the wood of the Pett family", who were shipbuilders and leased the wood as a source of timbers. William Willett, a campaigner for daylight saving time, lived in nearby Chislehurst for most of his life, and is commemorated by a memorial sundial in the wood. The Daylight Inn in the suburb of Petts Wood is named in his honour. Petts Wood also has a second pub (The Sovereign of the Seas) and a railway station. It is situated between Orpington and Bickley. The Jubilee Country Park is located to the northwest of the main shopping area and is home to several rare species of animal life.Most of Petts Wood was built in the early twentieth century by the developer Basil Scruby together with Master builder, Noel Rees, as a high quality estate in a rural setting only a short train journey from the city, with the East side being built first. Noel Rees's name is still used as a selling point by estate agents, his houses can be found in Great Thrift, The Covert, Princes Avenue, Kingsway, Chislehurst Rd, The Chenies and many other roads in Petts Wood.The area sustained heavy bombing during WW2 because of its proximity to an important railway junction. Charles de Gaulle leader of the Free French and future President of France lived in Petts Wood, at 41 Birchwood Road, for part of the Second World War.The wood itself is now managed by the National TrustThe wood itself survives and is managed by the National Trust. Originally just 88 acres (36 hectares) were bought by public subscription and donated to the Trust in 1927. This was expanded when the neighbouring Hawkwood Estate and Edlmann Wood, comprising a further 250 acres (100 hectares), were donated to the Trust by landowners Robert and Francesca Hall in 1957. The woodland features oak, birch, rowan, alder, ash, hornbeam and sweet chestnut.


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