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So, I'm watching L. A. Ink last night and Jenna Jameson was on getting a tattoo and talking about how she was a tough business woman, etc. ...but what floored me is how she looked. What the fuck happened to her??? She used to be so pretty and now she looks like an anorexic drag queen. Seriously, it was shocking.... no doubt, this topic has been covered here before, but just in case..  Before:   after:   Suregery did not do her any favors this time around.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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saw that show, and i thought the same thing.
i don't know what the hell she did, but she looked godawful.
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She's going through another divorce with her latest "abusive" husband (it's always the guy's fault when it comes to these goofy chicks) and she supposedly is so depressed that she can't eat...that's the excuse she's using.
I can find the quote if someone wants it, but methinks it's all bull...
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She's addicted to surgery to "keep" her "looks." What she ought to do is stop with the artifical tanning, lay off the botox, and eat three meals a day. She was infinitely hotter when she was younger and actually had curves. That bitch is way too skinny.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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She needs to realize she will never be as hot as she used to be and start acting like it.
I predict she'll be dead within a year.
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Seriously? She doesn't even look like the same person.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Remember, girls: Starvation may seem like fun, but it's not. And that's...one to grow on.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm sure she still swallows down the protein shakes.
She's either a drug addict, a surgery addict, or both.
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Jeremy was a fan of her work before the drug addiction...
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And that's...one to grow on. not anymore, she aint
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I hope she's done making porn cause she won't be making too much off of it.
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I don't think was ever that hot. I think she became famous because she was realy enthusiastic about her porn work.
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And that's...one to grow on. not anymore, she aint Yeah... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I hope she's done making porn cause she won't be making too much off of it. Jenna Jameson is getting her own comic courtesy of........wait for it..........."Virgin Comics"!! Ironic,no?I forget what it's called though.I got a promo piece(no pun intnted there)at the Diamond Reatiler Summit and glanced at it & then left it at the table at the end of the night.
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She's going through another divorce with her latest "abusive" husband (it's always the guy's fault when it comes to these goofy chicks) and she supposedly is so depressed that she can't eat...that's the excuse she's using. Basically. Their Myspace fight was the third most retarded thing all year.
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I'm barely speaking to...oh crap, that's your line.
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She's going through another divorce with her latest "abusive" husband (it's always the guy's fault when it comes to these goofy chicks) and she supposedly is so depressed that she can't eat...that's the excuse she's using. Basically. Their Myspace fight was the third most retarded thing all year. Myspace fight?
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I hope she's done making porn cause she won't be making too much off of it. Jenna Jameson is getting her own comic courtesy of........wait for it..........."Virgin Comics"!! Ironic,no?I forget what it's called though.I got a promo piece(no pun intnted there)at the Diamond Reatiler Summit and glanced at it & then left it at the table at the end of the night.
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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There was a Jenna Jameson action figure too a few years ago.
Yeah, there was a time when she was a lot better looking. But I always
thought there were other women who were way prettier than her, and I
never understood why the whole porn industry was so ga-ga over this chick.
In her finest hour she was mediocre at best.
There's tons of other girls in porn that blow Jenna away on her best day.
But you guys are right, she's declined in looks about as much as a pornstar
possibly can.
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Actually in her flicks I'm more interested in the other chicks than her.
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Actually in her flicks I'm more interested in the guys than her.
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Porn queen Jenna Jameson in talks for Broadway role- Porn queen Jenna Jameson is in talks to star in the hit Broadway rock musical, "Rock of Ages."
The X-rated icon is negotiating to take the role of Venus strip club owner Justice -- whose big, crowd-pleasing number is appropriately Journey's "Any Way You Want It."
Jameson confirmed to Page Six, "I am in talks with the 'Rock of Ages' producers, and I'm praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl. I am really excited.
"I'm meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role. We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon."
She added, "I think I'm perfect for the role, and I am really looking forward to becoming a New Yorker."
A show source told us, "The producers were surprised, but Jenna has a good voice. And while she's famous for her X-rated movies, she can act. This may be a shock to traditional Broadway fans, but the show is always trying to push the boundaries."
The Tony-nominated musical, which features music from Journey, Whitesnake, Styx and Bon Jovi, is running at the Brooks Atkinson. The role of Justice has been played since 2005 by Michelle Mais.
Jameson, mom of year-old twins, wants to reinvent herself after a tough year. She recently said she and UFC fighter boyfriend Tito Ortiz were "in therapy" after he was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence and later accused her of being addicted to Oxycontin. Both the domestic violence and drug claims were later withdrawn.
"Rock of Ages" rep Patrick Confrey confirmed producers were in talks with Jameson but declined to comment further.
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Jameson can also pull out a mean gogoplata out of thin air.
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