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#878742 2007-10-15 1:02 PM
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hursday, June 7th, 2007
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Hi, My name is Nathan. I'll get straight to the point, so here is my story. I'm legally blind vi, with night blindness (Not very romantic having sex with the lights on in my opinion). I am a virgin when it comes to vaginal penetration, but done everything else. Vaginal penetration is something I've always had a hard time with. Gender dysphoria also contributes with that one.

I still get my jollies through masturbation, however. I have a nice collection of sex toys hehe!

I'm a lesbian, so I am attracted to women and I am also a female-to-male Transsexual. I'm pre-ho and pre-op. I may transition in the future I am unsure of that outcome. So, I still have the body of a female, but identify as a man.

So, to summarize I'm vi/blind in darkness, lesbian, and FTM hows THAT for a triple wammy!!

My vi is no big deal to me. I've lived with it since I was born. Basically I am looking for people who I can relate to on any or all of these levels.

And that is my brief introduction.

-Nathan

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sneaky is getting a sex change?

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No but Uschi is again. its in her blog. sorry, i had to.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Am I missing something there?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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No. See, i embedded it. People...might scroll and find something funny, like your sleepover with uh...Dawn and then mock you.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and on this day a powerful graemlin was born...


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protect this one well tim...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
and on this day a powerful graemlin was born...


ALL HAIL JABURG THE ULTIMATE!

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
protect this one well tim...





\:damn\:

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\:damn\:
thus, the newest over- used greamlin makes it's debut!


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well, it isn't official yes, but i am sure i overused it 2 posts back when i used it the first time.

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S'okay.

It's not like several of 'em aren't overused already



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BY YOURSELF.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
BY YOURSELF.





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I HATE YOU!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Uschi, you say the sweetest things!


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Awwwwww...


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shes so cute when shes homicidal...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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It's the tits.


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isnt it always...?


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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YOU're a tit.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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with the beard he's more like a roman tit.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I thought it was the Greeks who had the hairy tits. A woman with hairy tits would sure put you out of the mood fast.

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Ok, this thread has now officially jumped the shark


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