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#928937 2008-03-01 12:16 AM
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As a Canadian male prostitute I'd like to inform you that accidents don't happen.



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny #929019 2008-03-01 2:51 AM
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That bitch is a zombie! The apocalypse has begun!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Canadian shopgirls are creeeeeepy!

Prometheus #929060 2008-03-01 4:00 AM
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Is that why you turn trick aboard?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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JEEBUS!

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Sweet Creepy Jesus!

Watching that, I reckon the next generation of Canadian children might just be traumatized enough to shake that affable McKenzie Brothers complacency and finally make war on us.

...Like some great Mongol Invasion, except on mooseback.

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Whoever made these commercials doesn't understand the definition of the term "accident."

Yeah, they're visceral and creepy (I guess), but their presentation doesn't make an "accident" any less of an unintentional occurrence.

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Isn't fear mongering fun?


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rex #929163 2008-03-01 4:28 PM
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 Originally Posted By: rex
Isn't sock fucking fun?

Irwin Schwab #929173 2008-03-01 5:12 PM
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omg that second one is horrifying to imagine happening.


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the first was funny though


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #929175 2008-03-01 5:28 PM
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They're all funny.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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