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#930954 2008-03-08 3:01 AM
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smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...

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keep it up dood. you can do it!


go.

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You can start smoking me!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...



keep it going pro!


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I've been trying to start smoking for 2 years, but I just can't pick up the habit.

Same with alcohol. I tried to get into that too. Didn't work.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...


Maybe if you hadn't doubled up on the cock smoking, your lungs would be fine.

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Maybe you should vacuum the "luxury" double wide in Pensacola.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...


Have you started bargaining yet?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...


Dude. I feel ya.

I haven't smoked all week (cold turned into bronchitis).


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Good luck Pro!

I only wish I could as well.


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Great work, man. I'm happy for ya.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi's penis
You can start smoking me!



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Good luck Pro!

I only wish I could as well.

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Great work, man. I'm gay for ya.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Have you started bargaining yet?


Que?

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Dude. I feel ya.

I haven't smoked all week (cold turned into bronchitis).


Are you going to "restart" when you get better, or just quit completely?

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Pro has quit the fags!



































Can you really call it quitting seeing it was Jerry that left you?

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hey pro



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Good job Pro, keep it up. Several family members of mine have quit and said it hasn't been a picnic. The smoking ban in Illinois is probably helping with their decision, but they have reported the benefits (returning appetite, etc.). I've got respect for those that kick the habit.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Have you started bargaining yet?


Que?


WIF DA DEBIL!

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Dude. I feel ya.

I haven't smoked all week (cold turned into bronchitis).


Are you going to "restart" when you get better, or just quit completely?


I dunno. On one hand, I like smoking. On the other hand... not breathing kinda sucks balls.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Have you started bargaining yet?


Que?


WIF DA DEBIL!

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Dude. I feel ya.

I haven't smoked all week (cold turned into bronchitis).


Are you going to "restart" when you get better, or just quit completely?


I dunno. On one hand, I like smoking. On the other hand... not breathing kinda sucks balls.

But a smoker circle is like a daily orgy for you.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My god, PJP is turning into Jerry!
Does this means Pro is on his "To butt rape" list?

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You should know! (If you know what I mean...)

Congrats Prometheus!


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everyone is on pro's "to butt rape" list!

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except the girls

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
except the girls


that means Snarf is safe from his butt rape

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I'd butt rape you for a cigarette!

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HAWTT!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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he is a great analist!

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Don't be so anal.


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Don't fight the gay, Lothar...

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Yeah Lothar, dont fight Pro.

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Hey Pro

Why don't you

Why don't you go smoke a cigarette


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Haha yeah


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Hey Pro

Why don't you

Why don't you go smoke a cigarette


Nooo! Your words are cruel and on-topic!

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