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Celebrated Friday night, tonight, and will again on Monday night!


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Gay!
Firstly, drink real alcohol like a man.
Secondy, why do you need a reason to get drunk?
Thirdly, if you celbrated on Friday and Saturday, how can you be sober enough to post here?

You are a fucking lightweight!
Piss off!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Gay!
Firstly, drink real alcohol like a man.
Secondy, why do you need a reason to get drunk?
Thirdly, if you celbrated on Friday and Saturday, how can you be sober enough to post here?

You are a fucking lightweight!
Piss off!


Fuck green beer. This year I might dye the Jameson green.

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I can give you ten resons why green beer is awesome.
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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Gay!
Firstly, drink real alcohol like a man.


Damn straight! I don't drink beer I can see through.


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 Originally Posted By: Krenny
I can give you ten resons why green beer is awesome.
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1 reason why you are gay.
Cause you are you!

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Nowie knows a lot about being gay.


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Yeah, I read Lothars diary!

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Nowie knows a lot about being gay.


Cause of the penis costume he bought Elisa? Nowie, Rob told you not to misuse the intarweb.

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

Gob bless you,Britney. And Gob bless that healthy girl!

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Nowie knows a lot about being gay.


Cause of the penis costume he bought Elisa? Nowie, Rob told you not to misuse the intarweb.

Costume?
Thats her body you fool!

But then again you know that seeing as she/he/it let you suck her off, and you decided to do it to every penis on her!

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You think about penis's more than rob does.


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You think about dick's more than rob does.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn." The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right, he is unshakable!" The third Englishman said "No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch." The Englishman walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said..."I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me."


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You think about penis's more than rob does.

I only think about them, you suck em.....I can live with that!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You think about penis's more than rob does.

I only think about them, you suck em.....I can live with that!


So what you're saying, Nowie, is that you're a queer, but shy. Got it.

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Drunk at ten in morning on a Monday! For shame.


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 Originally Posted By: Angry Drunk G-man
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You think about penis's more than rob does.

I only think about them, you suck em.....I can live with that!


So what you're saying, Nowie, is that you're a queer, but shy. Got it.

G-Man gets penis!

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Nowie has had to much green beer. He's making no sense.

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Typical Brit. The thought of a penis and he goes all giddy.

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Only retards get drunk and brag about it on this fake holiday.


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Aw, what's the matter, rex? Mama wouldn't give you an advance on your allowance so you could buy some booze?

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Why do you ever bother switching ids? You're a bitter old man either way.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Why do you ever bother switching ids? You're a bitter old man either way.


We all know that you typed that while crying your eyes out.

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aw, is little old g-man upset? I won't make fun of you anymore.


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I see that you're surrendering. Again.

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Since when was proving you wrong and making you look like a bigger ass surrendering? I know you will get all pissy and make more photoshops of me for you and your pedo buddy to jerk off to so go ahead and get it out of your system.


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 Originally Posted By: Angry Drunk G-man
Aw, what's the matter, rex? Mama wouldn't give you an advance on your allowance so you could buy some booze?


Keep me out of your sex games.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Since when was proving you wrong and making you look like a bigger ass surrendering? I know you will get all pissy and make more photoshops of me for you and your pedo buddy to jerk off to so go ahead and get it out of your system.


And rex is broken again.

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Is that a G-fact?


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Nowie has had to much green beer. He's making no sense.

Why would I celebrate St Patricks day?
Anyone who celebrates it that isnt Irish, is a dumb cunt!
What ya gonna do next, celebrate Bastille day?

Nobody needs an excuse to get pissed, but celebrating another countries holiday is fucking retarded!

Simple fact is, as I have stated before, anyone who uses an alt that says they are drunk are either lying or have no concept of what drunk actually is.
Drunk people cant even turn on a computer let alone log into a pointless message board account to try and make themselves look all cool n shit cause they like "had a few too many".

Being drunk means you drink, do dumb shit, throw up, pass out....dont remember anything in the morning.
Anything else is just being a bit merry!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Why would I celebrate St Patricks day?
Anyone who celebrates it that isnt Irish, is a dumb cunt!
What ya gonna do next, celebrate Bastille day?

Nobody needs an excuse to get pissed, but celebrating another countries holiday is fucking retarded!


I'm irish. mostly. and I don't celebrate it. because I'm not catholic. the vast majority of those in this country who celebrated today had no clue as to the varying significance of st. patrick's day among the respective factions within the irish people. I will cut soapbox time short because I forget when the hell orangemen's day is, which wouldn't make me a very good irish protestant either.


go.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Aw, what's the matter, rex? Mama wouldn't give you an advance on your allowance so you could buy some booze?


Keep me out of your sex games.




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 Originally Posted By: Angry Drunk G-man
 Originally Posted By: rex
Since when was proving you wrong and making you look like a bigger ass surrendering? I know you will get all pissy and make more photoshops of me for you and your pedo buddy to jerk off to so go ahead and get it out of your system.


And rex is broken again.


He was fixed?

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g-tards unite!


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