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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Fake boobs don't age well....neither did the rest of her, apparently...  Actually, that's just Nicole Richie without her makeup.
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Pig iron would stroke her ass crack. Which one?
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She's actually the one on the right in the first pic!
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She's actually the one on the right in the first pic! Hey! The doctors said it was a medical condition! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
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My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy." Gabe Kaplan isn't dead. Geezus. These alts get more pathetic by the day.
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My two Uncles, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching a Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his brother, Earl, awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
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My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy." Gabe Kaplan isn't dead. umm if he isn't dead then how is his ghost posting here?
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He linked to wikipedia! Never question wikipedia!
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My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy." Gabe Kaplan isn't dead. Geezus. These alts get more pathetic by the day. He's no Frank Burns. I'll tell you that much for free.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy." Gabe Kaplan isn't dead. umm if he isn't dead then how is his ghost posting here? Gaydiation fucks with both time & space!
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That Nowie am real prophetic little fuker.
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