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Charlton Heston dead at 84 I await the Cid-istic RKMB humor that is customary when someone passes on.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
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That damn dirty human am dead.
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He may be dead but man.... if he was only famous for The Ten Commandments, he'd be remembered forever. That he's also famous for Ben Hur, The Omega Man, Planet Of The Apes, El Cid, The Greatest Story Ever Told etc. etc just makes him a legendary actor.
So he'll definitely be immortalized and remembered in his impressive and exemplary body of film work.
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He made a really good speech about the country becoming too PC. It was great.
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FUCK!
Why didn't I predict his death? People with Alzheimers should always be bet on in death polls.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I bet he was dating the other olsen twin.
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Charlton Heston, still dead!
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Charlton Heston, still dead! And still holding his gun! (Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.)
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Soylent Green is Heston!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Charlton Heston, still dead! And still holding his gun! (Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.) When we first heard, that was the first thing that came to both our minds. I want that gun.
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Perkinsday has two personalities!
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Well, I'm off to pry his gun from his cold, dead fingers...
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He held his gun with his penis?
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Quack! 25+ posts
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Charlton Heston
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Penis isn't even a word! But it tastes so great!
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Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply tyranny with manners."
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Charlton Heston
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Be careful! Pariah might get an erection!
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even more so if he reads the post!
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 I think that's Hebrew for "Thou shalt not fantasize about another man's double erection."
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6 years later and wonderboy is still thinking about Charlton Hestons errection
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You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands. 
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Are we still talking about guns?
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If thats what you refer to dicks as, then yes.
You really should stop putting "guns" in your mouth.
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I can roll with the jokes, Nowhereman.
But you seem really pissed off lately. Just curious what's going on there.
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That's like noticing that Lothar has been acting like a gay lately. Nowhereman is always pissed. Especially at you.
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