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2003-10-06 12:29 PM
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...just like the subject header says.
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#78213
2003-10-07 3:36 AM
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#78214
2003-10-07 3:47 AM
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#78215
2003-10-06 4:41 PM
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Not quite Mxy. Uschi's a real BOY!!
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#78216
2003-10-06 7:23 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by theory9:
...just like the subject header says.
We can only keep praying............
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#78217
2003-10-06 7:34 PM
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That piranha tank probably seemed like a great idea, but do you notice how the piranhas cower at one end while Uschi swims menacingly back and forth, bearing her sharp teeth and swearing in dolphin language. They fear her - these flesh-eating fish - as do all creatures of the sea.
And what about the Penguins. Fuck with Uschi and you fuck with every Penguin in the world. How safe are you from Penguins? really? Penguins are everywhere. There could be one in your kitchen, hiding in your freezer.
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#78218
2003-10-06 9:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
Fuck with Uschi and you fuck with every Penguin in the world.
She gets around, doesn't she?
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#78219
2003-10-07 9:03 AM
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Does this mean Uschi fucked Danny DeVito?
Up the arse?
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#78220
2003-10-07 9:04 AM
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That would explain a lot of things!
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#78221
2003-10-07 9:07 AM
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2003-10-07 9:08 AM
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Several from what I`ve heard!
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#78223
2003-10-07 9:14 AM
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#78224
2003-10-07 11:57 PM
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Yar, in the closet. In a box. Behind the rest of ZOD.
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#78225
2003-10-08 12:00 AM
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dildos and body parts...
I suspected as much.
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#78226
2003-10-08 9:45 PM
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Heh... did you just call ZOD a dildo?
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#78227
2003-10-08 11:12 PM
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ROM am horny bitch.
Tornado be in me county again. Damnit. No basements in apartments. PBBTH.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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just go to the bathroom and pray for the changing colour pony to come save you. or go clip pepsi cans for wings.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nah. I ain't afraid of no rollycoaster! Plus it's currenty heading southeast. And I've survived tornadoes much closer than that before. And I'm in a good mood. I'm not upset about potential death.
Quote:
A Tornado Warning continues until 330 PM MDT for...
El Paso County.
At 301 PM MDT Doppler radar showed the tornadic thunderstorm centered
2 miles northwest of Truckton... or 33 miles east of Colorado
Springs... moving southeast at 15 mph.
Some locations in the path of this tornadic storm include...
Open country of eastern el Paso and southeastern el Paso counties.
If you are in the path of this thunderstorm expect large hail to 2
inches in diameter and a possible tornado.
This storm has a history of producing damaging hail. Numerous
reports of broken windows have been reported with this storm
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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ah, well that bottle of bleech under the sink should go nice with a bit of jack.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nope! Only vodka and ammonia. Bummer, eh?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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nah, i'll whip you up an arnold palmer or a shot of sex with a gator.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I can't drink alcohol with the meds I'm taking. For days after I become the opposite of happiness.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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...like taking St.John's Wort and Prozak simultaneously.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You'll never have another moment of peace.
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100 list, best rock bands of all time!?
94 – Flyleaf
93 – Radiohead
92 – Mountain
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Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (poor boy), I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
<short guitar solo, proceeds into faster part>
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
It's the LAW! No - we will not let you go - let him go
It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
for me
for me
for me
<guitar bridge>
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
<guitar solo>
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
<instrumental ending>
Anyway the wind blows...
<fade out>
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Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
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In a recent sleep study, students who were awakened at the beginning of each dream, but still allowed their 8 hours of sleep, all experienced difficulty in concentration, irritability, hallucinations, and signs of psychosis after only 3 days. When finally allowed their REM sleep the student’s brains made up for lost time by greatly increasing the percentage of sleep spent in the REM stage. [
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WW2 FACTS
At the time of Pearl Harbor, the top US Navy command was called CINCUS (pronounced "sink us"), the shoulder patch of the US Army's 45th Infantry division was the swastika, and Hitler's private train was named "Amerika". All three were soon changed for PR purposes.
Germany lost 110 Division Commanders in combat
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WW2 SLANG
BABY'S HEAD
Meat pudding. Part of the British army field ration.
BALLOO
Bailleul. French town near the Belgian border, 20km south-west of Ypres .
BANJO
Spade, entrenching tool (Australian). From the shape.
BANQUETTE
Fire-step. The step incorporated into the base of a trench which enabled it's occupants to fire over the parapet.
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A soccer ball has 32 panels.
Golf balls can reach speeds of 170 miles an hour.
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The Mental Game Always Makes The Difference Between Two Otherwise Equal Athletes In A Competition.
FACT:
It has been said that if two athletes are equal in physical skill and physical conditioning, and in experience, then the factor that makes the difference between winning and losing is mental. Indeed, it is said, at the higher levels of a sport, the mental game is often the deciding factor, because most athletes are equal in their technical and physical abilities. Experienced coaches, players and commentators make this statement all the time. This is not particularly insightful, but rather, a tautology, an error of logic. Clearly, the mental game makes the difference when all other factors are equal.
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