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 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
I must have laughed for an hour straight the first time I saw the Joker's Boner collection.


And yet you didn't notice the Adam's Apple?


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Get some fucking help loser.

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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Get some fucking help loser.

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Nice muffins!

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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
So I read 679 today and it was actually somewhat enjoyable/readable. I see where he is going with all this now. But quite honestly it's still really stupid. I think he is doing himself a disservice by including the Joker in this story line. (who by the way now looks like the Ledger Movie Joker) The Joker doen't need to be in every major crossover. Dr. Hurt is a stupid character. Now that Bruce has become the Batman of Zur En Arhh he is ruthless. he beat the confession out of one of Hurt's henchmen and it was made to look very brutal. The whole thing with the Waynes is stupid and obviously not going anywhere.




Although I don't mind the Joker being in it.

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 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
I must have laughed for an hour straight the first time I saw the Joker's Boner collection.


Unfortunately, he's not talking about the comic book, folks.

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"folks?"
wow, you are old.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
I must have laughed for an hour straight the first time I saw the Joker's Boner collection.


Unfortunately, he's not talking about the comic book, folks.


Yes, it was a long hour we spent together, but I've never had a better reaction to pulling my pants down for someone.


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
"folks?"
wow, you are old.


I say "folks." I'm 24. Ray. Ray, I don't understand your maths, Ray. Did you take a class with Penissa?


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According to Lying in the Gutters:
  • ... just who is writing "Battle For The Cowl?" Earlier in the year, before it was even announced, it was expected by many that it would be Grant Morrison, until he denied it.

    Then recently, Fabian Nicieza, author of the soon-to-be-cancelled-and-replaced "Robin" series, stated that Judd Winnick would be the author.

    Then Dan DiDio announced that Tony Daniel would be both writing and drawing the series.

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yeah. in the meantime i thought "heart of hush" was well done...


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Was "HoH" really a RIPoff tie in? I've heard there was actually little, if any, overlap and HoH could be read as a stand alone story.

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yeah and it wasn't half bad.

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RIP is shit. Morrison has finally taken too many drugs!

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So Robin isn't ending?

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Yeah, Robin is ending. But it will return in some form after the 6 months to a year that they pretend they are gonna change things. I wish they would just tell good stories, instead of having year or so runs from writers who want to "change the Batman's world FOREVER"
Bring bck Grant and Breyfogle I say.

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and I would at least appreciate and show respect if these companies and writers would put professional etiquette aside and say "yeah, we know we really fucked things up. We'll try and fix it and not shove any cross-over events down your throats for a while." instead of the whole "we're going to back to *insert character*'s roots." and just fucking up the character more with cross over events, killing off old supporting characters without adding anything of relevance to the mythos, and uninspired writing.

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 Originally Posted By: Steve T
Bring bck Grant and Breyfogle I say.

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Grant is overrated. I want Dixon back.

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Bring bck Grant and Breyfogle I say.





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Why do you hate Chuck Dixon Uschi?

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I loved Dixon writing the supporting cast (particularly the first year or so of Nightwing) but never thought his main Bat-books were that great.

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Actually, I think DC should throw some money at Robert Kirkman; I think he'd write a good Bats....


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Just read the final issue Part 7. I must say it was very very good. It still doesn't excuse the Zaniness that is Morrison but I liked how they brought everything together. Bruce really is the greatest. My favorites....The Joker telling them they are all about to get thrown in to Arkham by Batman and says he is getting out of there. Damian running an ambulance off the road that the Joker was driving ....."That was an ambulance Master Damian."..."What was an ambulance?" LOL I pissed myself. And Bruce kicking all sorts of ass at the end. But my absoulute favorite is Talia sending the Man Bats to kill Jezebel Jet after her invlovement in what appears to be the death of Bruce Wayne. "Who the Fuck is this.....this is a private number"....."What's that sound?"









oh and SPOILERS

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spoil in more details!

what happens?


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AND THE BLACK GLOVE IS:

Warning, Spoiler:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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I liked the rest of the issue, but the V for Vendetta ending was kind of a cop-out. Maybe if Morrie hadn't raised my expectations by calling this "the greatest shocked in the history of The Bat-Man" (or something) I wouldn't be as disappointed. What's so shocking about the Black Glove saying he's Thomas Wayne and Bats going "uh, no" two seconds later? Unless I'm missing something, I smell a Didio.


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he was definitely not Thomas Wayne but he was so desperate watching his plan fall apart around him that he was trying to come up with anything he thought might hurt Bruce. I like how Bruce wrote in his journal "at the end of my journey I came face to face with the Devil.....was that fear in his eyes?"

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i don't understand what you're talking about!!


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Jezebel Jet was in on it the whole time Rob she was Dr. Hurt's partner. When Talia learned of her involvement she killed her.

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Moar jokor plez.


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No more joke whores for you.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
No more joke whores for you.


The exploding prostitute gag is ALWAYS funny!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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So that's it? Bruce is dead? Not like "I'm quitting as Batman" dead?

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Who knows.

I haven't seen a body.

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