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Do we die first or go to hell?

Ok, but how do we get to hell without being dead?

Ok, but how do we get to hell without being dead?

Zzap, Dante's Inferno is a work of fiction.

Zzap, Dante's Inferno is a work of fiction.

I hunger, coward!

Great work today guys. Saw some truly excellent stuff.

And, I'm very pleased to report that it's obviously working. Even as I type this, Rob Kampahusen (or someone using his account) is currently posting some spam or other idiocies at the Insurgency.

Unfortunately, he obviously didn't read our rules and I'm going to have to ask him to change his very pornographic signature, or I'll change it for him, because we don't allow those types of filthy, homoerotic pictures on our board.

It's working.

Zzap!

be careful dave. that post was long enough to be considered an emo rant...

I'm not sure exactly what's working. That we noticed you?

I have a small observation, if I may.

I'm not sure what the insurgency is, exactly, and can't really be arsed finding out.

The single thing that is clear is that you haven't grasped the fact that the people here have been shitting all over each other - and a people from a variety of other message boards - for most of this century. Other people have been here over the years and tried identical stunts to interrupt this board. I can't even remember who most of them were.

This message board is the broadband equivalent of an island of guano. You're just adding another thin layer of poop. No one will even bother to scrape it off. It just adds to the aroma.

The most likely consequence of your "truly excellent stuff" is that you'll get bored after a fortnight, and Halo will follow you back to your home and pat you all on the back - possibly with an extra-special reach around for you - for doing such good work. Maybe one of two of you will stick around as lurkers for 6 months (when we raided the Green Day message board 6 years ago one of the girls there fell in love with Basti and followed him back here, and hung around for a few months).

And in three or four years someone here will say, "Remember that guy Halo? He was the weak link of those insurgency guys." And everyone else will struggle to think who the fuck Halo is.

Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Keep up the good work. I wouldn't want you to stop. It would irritate the gritty bastards here who want to poke fun at you.

Another thing to remember is that since they post at a fascist board they are not used to having and freedom when it comes to what they say. Thats why they think calling up "stupid" and "gay" will hurt us. Being able to do whatever they want is a scary thing for them and I think that is one of the reasons for their extreme gayness.

No. Our rules say you are not allowe.......never mind we don't have any rules. Go ahead and give it a try.

I can't wait to witness your brilliance.

I can't wait to witness your brilliance.

Your extremism is indicative of the lack of wit that you lambaste the Insurgents for. It does not require "brilliance" to do better than such banality.

you just ended a sentence with a preposition.

You're not capitalizing. So, is it just that you get to pick and choose what [which?] errors matter?

The Insurgency, with only few exceptions, are assimilating nicely. They're enjoying the freedoms this board provides and have even turned on each other in places. The power of the RKMBs is truly undeniable.

The Insurgency, with only few exceptions, are assimilating nicely. They're enjoying the freedoms this board provides and have even turned on each other in places. The power of the RKMBs is truly undeniable.