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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I don't know what sneaks just said, but I bet it's the intergalactic language for love....



ha ha ha, no


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I'm trying to get 655321 to go on a date with me. That's the most important status update there is.

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I'm writing this letter in the hopes that you will understand how serious I am about the PM I sent you at Rob's boards. I really think that we have a good shot at a long term relationship, but I need your help in making this work. I realize you must be bit a put off by the fact I propositioned you so abruptly and I'm prepared to put some distance between you and I verbally, for the time being, until i can convince you that I'm not kidding around. I find your personality both fascinating and academically stimulating, which is why I couldn't control myself earlier on. I admit that I'm not usually so forward, but if anything that's proof to you that you inspire me so much. I can tell you have a beautiful and vibrant soul and if you'd let me, I'd love to explore it with you. And I'm sure you could find me interesting along the way; we both like a lot of the same things like politics and messageboards. I admit that we are on opposite sides of the spectrum as far as political party and cyber-etiquette goes, but what's a relation worth having if it doesn't have a few obstacles to overcome along the way. And when we do get past them, we can be able to say that we did so together. As a team.

On the other hand, if your problem is the fact that we've never met before, please keep in mind that I'm willing to be patient and give you the opportunity to give my character thorough inspection. Or if you feel that I would reject you because of looks, I want to reassure you from the bottom of my heart that I'm not interested in looks. You were able to peek my interest and pluck at my heart-strings with your personality alone, so you have nothing to worry about as far as charisma goes.

If you're simply afraid of commitment, I can understand that as well. After all, I'm not trying to entrap you, I just want to get to know you and be with you so I can better encompass your vibrancy. I'll be patient for as long as you wish and I'm willing to be in whatever format of romantic/platonic relationship you would demand so as to insure that your comfort level is sufficiently maintained. The last thing I want is to scare you away from me when I feel that we have such a great chance of finding happiness together. Hopefully as a couple.

If the trouble happens to be that you're homosexual or that you already have a boyfriend/husband, then I can understand and respect your marital status and/or sexuality. However, I don't feel that should be the end of our communication between one another because, as I said earlier, you really do inspire me in such a way that would cause my heart to ache whether you would allow me to have you or not. Just being in the presence of your intellect and influence is enough to satisfy my feelings. In which case, we could be great friends that help each other out through crisis', share jokes, give advice, or make recommendations on movies/books with each other. All I want is for you to be happy so that I might be near your warming radiance and partake of some of that happiness. And I'm willing to have you reach that state of joy in whatever manner you would prefer because--As I said--I'm willing to approach this situation with as much patience as you require to make things work between us.


Forever truly yours,
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tl;dr. summarize the block of letters.

fer chrissakes, man... I just read that 1337. I'm tired.


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She blew you off to go greek y'know.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Summary: I asked 655321 to consider my offer for a dating relationship and she's still mulling it over after I wrote her that letter. But not before immediately rejecting me when I asked her to cyber with me.

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Stop defiling minors in my name! For I am the one true Pariah!

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!

So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!

So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!


well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!

So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!


well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.

Does she taste like chips ahoy?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


Do you promise to mount me again?

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


Do you promise to mount me again?


You don't want her. She's over age.

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!

So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!


well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.

Does she taste like chips ahoy?


more like cookiedough.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


Do you promise to mount me again?


yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
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oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


Do you promise to mount me again?


yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.

what happened to the RKMBs back alley clinic?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Tell this pretender to stop assualting minors in my name!

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.


Okay. \:\)

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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oooh, let's cyber here!

I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.


Do you promise to mount me again?


yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.

what happened to the RKMBs back alley clinic?


It had to close after an unfortunate incident with Llance....


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Just a couple of points:

1)
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His friends sound like real pussies if Joe Mama pwn3d them.


Yeah, it's a sad state of affairs when the guy who doesn't raid can take on an entire raid pretty much singlehandedly and own said raiding "force." I was actually going to sign up there just to see what they're like when they're not getting pimp-slapped here, but that thread about their "rules" makes me hesitant. One of the reasons this place is superior is that there is complete freedom to do and say what you want (as they've learned in their time here, which really is why they stay). Why go to a board where one is forced toe a line? I'm guessing that Zzap's post was a joke, but it seemed a bit too legit.

2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?

3) Uschi doesn't rape me. She just fucks me until it hurts and doesn't stop and I cry. There IS a difference, you know.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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You left out having to sleep in the wet patch.


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You do it at her place? I thought she left you some crack on top of the fridge before she leaves?


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
You do it at her place? I thought she left you some crack on top of the fridge before she leaves?


She has all the good pain meds.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Too bad she doesn't share.


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I don't want to share Uschi with you!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Just a couple of points:


2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?

3

Just had the Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.


A noble endeavor.


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Just a couple of points:


2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?

3

Just had the Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.


Shan's never been the same since I spooged in her eye.


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Both of them!

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Just a couple of points:


2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?

3

Just had the Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.


Shan's never been the same since I spooged in her eye.

Its mighty tasty!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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like strrrrrawnnnnnnberry sauce!


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does Harley's vag look like a Big Montana?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Maybe! I have no idea what that means, and you can't see so I could tell you anything and you'd never know!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Uschi #951719 2008-05-25 2:01 AM
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny #951734 2008-05-25 2:05 AM
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I'd hit it.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #951740 2008-05-25 2:06 AM
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Silly Uschi, you hit retards not vagwiches.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny #951743 2008-05-25 2:07 AM
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that's what mine looks like, once the teeth retract; cookies.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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