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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I would clone myself.. make the clone female and then Fuck myself....
that would be fucking hot... but would it be incest or masterbation?
remeber my clone has a chromosome removed... so she's female....
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Didn't i just say that? let me repeat for the uneducated: I would clone myself.. make the clone female and then Fuck myself.... that would be fucking hot... but would it be incest or masterbation? remeber my clone has a chromosome removed... so she's female....
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I would clone myself.. make the clone female and then Fuck myself....
that would be fucking hot... but would it be incest or masterbation?
remeber my clone has a chromosome removed... so she's female.... Thank goodness she doesn't have an extra chromosome...then she'd be just like every other one of this board's regular posters.  I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?
That was one goddamn helluva show. 
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Gotta Fuck 'Em All. Gotta Fuck 'Em All. Fuckemon.
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i wonder how many of these idiots failed grade 9 basic biology?
oh yeah i forgot for the inbred retards of the world they call that health class...
i imagine most of the deluded genetlement here convinced of there own self worth were probaly out back smoking each others poles instead of going to class.
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I smoked a Pole once. This Polish guy at my high school was picking on some kids, so I burned his house down. He just happened to be in it at the time. 
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I smoked a Pole once. This Polish guy at my high school was picking on some kids, so I burned his house down. He just happened to be in it at the time. that's awesome... can i use that at a later date for another flame war agianst even more pathetic saps than the ones here?
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I smoked a Pole once. This Polish guy at my high school was picking on some kids, so I burned his house down. He just happened to be in it at the time. that's awesome... can i use that at a later date for another flame war agianst even more pathetic saps than the ones here? Would it be possible to find such folks? I think not.
That was one goddamn helluva show.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard.
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I smoked a Pole once. This Polish guy at my high school was picking on some kids, so I burned his house down. He just happened to be in it at the time. that's awesome... can i use that at a later date for another flame war agianst even more pathetic saps than the ones here? Sure, have fun. You'll have to get your own matches, though.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Uh oh. Blocker crossed a line. Thank God he has the freedom to say this here. He'd surely get banned on Insurgency. Cry "Sanctuary!", Dan! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." 
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." i think he meant my woman.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." i think he meant my woman. Attention Dan, please clarify.
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Guys, out of respect for your personal business, why don't you three take this to PM or back to Insurgency? i'll fence with any of you Insurgency folk, but I don't think this subject should be broached in plain view, all jokes about whomod Blocker aside...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Guys, out of respect for your personal business, why don't you three take this to PM or back to Insurgency? i'll fence with any of you Insurgency folk, but I don't think this subject should be broached in plain view, all jokes about whomod Blocker aside... But, it could lead to a great conversation about menstration... 
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." i think he meant my woman. Attention Dan, please clarify. Iggy's woman. Of course.
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Guys, out of respect for your personal business, why don't you three take this to PM or back to Insurgency? i'll fence with any of you Insurgency folk, but I don't think this subject should be broached in plain view, all jokes about whomod Blocker aside... 
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Guys, out of respect for your personal business, why don't you three take this to PM or back to Insurgency? i'll fence with any of you Insurgency folk, but I don't think this subject should be broached in plain view, all jokes about whomod Blocker aside... offended by a bloody vagina?
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." i think he meant my woman. Attention Dan, please clarify. Iggy's woman. Of course. This thread is now dedicated to menstration. Ehh, maybe not.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Too much information man says, "Seriously, it is the wrong time of month to be thinking about her like that." i think he meant my woman. Attention Dan, please clarify. Iggy's woman. Of course. This thread is now dedicated to menstration. Ehh, maybe not. I'd still do her. Anyway, if you are really desperate Iggy I think Joe is in heat.
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Guys, out of respect for your personal business, why don't you three take this to PM or back to Insurgency? i'll fence with any of you Insurgency folk, but I don't think this subject should be broached in plain view, all jokes about whomod Blocker aside... Dude,we know you're gay. You don't need hold a sign announcing you fagosexual ways.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I like to save my menstural blood and put it on my toast. It gives me an erection every time.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I like to save my menstural blood and put it on my toast. It gives me an erection every time. That's cool. The picture I have of your mom sucking a giraffe does the same thing for me.
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Uh oh. Blocker crossed a line. Thank God he has the freedom to say this here. He'd surely get banned on Insurgency. Cry "Sanctuary!", Dan! Nah, there would be no ban for that. Not even a slap on the wrist. Of course you'll never be able to confirm that because you're still too chicken to sign up and visit us. Tell you what, I made the same offer to King Snarf, but he went on about something or other and demanded we change the name of the boards to "King Snarf Championship" or something equally inane. Is he like that all the time? How do you guys tolerate it? Anyway, I offered Snarf my personal guarantee of safe passage; as long as you don't post hate in any fashion, hardcore porn, or attack another member's family, you'll be welcomed. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Oh man! How'd *I* never picture that?! Mom blows a giant giraffe peenor! shwing!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I like to save my menstural blood and put it on my toast. It gives me an erection every time. Its true! Next time let it cool down first! Those scars hurt!
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Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard. Uh oh. Blocker crossed a line. Thank God he has the freedom to say this here. He'd surely get banned on Insurgency. Cry "Sanctuary!", Dan! Nah, there would be no ban for that. Not even a slap on the wrist. Of course you'll never be able to confirm that because you're still too chicken to sign up and visit us. Tell you what, I made the same offer to King Snarf, but he went on about something or other and demanded we change the name of the boards to "King Snarf Championship" or something equally inane. Is he like that all the time? How do you guys tolerate it? Anyway, I offered Snarf my personal guarantee of safe passage; as long as you don't post hate in any fashion, hardcore porn, or attack another member's family, you'll be welcomed. Zzap! Emperor Sikk will put him in his place.
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