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ATTENTION! I AM HIS EVIL HIGHNESS, BARON EVIL! I AM A MEGOLOMANIAC OF SORTS AND I HAVE NOW REACHED YOUR BOARD. I MADE THOSE DREADFUL INSURGENTS COWER IN FEAR AT THE SHEER EVILNESS THAT IS ME! WHY, NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO, I USED THE URINATION/DEFECATION FACILITTIES AND LEFT WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND AFTER THAT I SHOOK HANDS WITH SOME RANDOM MAN ON THE STREET, CLAIMING TO BE A COLLEGE ACQUAINTANCE! IMAGINE THE TREAT HE'S IN FOR DURING IS NEXT MEAL!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND AFTER THAT I SHOT A BLINDED WAR VETEREN ON THE SUBWAY, STOLE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND HAVE NOW LEFT HIS WIDOW LARGE AMOUNTS OF CREDIT CARD DEBT! I'M EVIL I TELL YOU!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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WELL IF IT ISN'T DR. FATE!
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU AND MAR-VELL'S CHIN TRIED TO TRAP ME IN THAT VOID!
HAS MOST OF YOUR CAT'S FUR GROWN BACK YET? HOW ABOUT THOSE SUGAR PACKETS I PUT IN YOUR GAS TANK? WAS YOUR MOTHER EVER ABLE TO WALK AGAIN?
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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WHEN PEOPLE DON'T SUBMIT TO ME, HIS EVIL HIGHNESS BARON EVIL, THINGS HAPPEN!
JUST ASK SYDB_JENG WHO FOUND ALL OF HER BRASEIRES IN THE FREEZER OR MAJOR BAM WHO WOKE UP WITH HIS HAND IN A GLASS OF WARM WATER OR DLEIF WHO WAS VIOLENTLY GANG RAPED BY PUERTO RICANS!
MESS WITH ME, SHIT HAPPENS! OH BY THE WAY, I DEFECATED IN PAPER BAG AND LEFT IN ON YOUR DOORSTEP! ENJOY!
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The special olympics are missing some of their greatest athletes today.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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YES THEY ARE! I KIDNAPPED THEM AND LEFT THEM TIED UP AT PATRICK STEWART'S HOUSE!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I am almost glad you're here LAMIAE. Despite your fondest dreams if you look around this board you will clearly see you're not the biggest bufoon in the world.
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Why aren't you calling him halo82? Or is it a secret?
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PATRICK STEWART IS AN EVIL CHILDFUCKER! AND I JUST BROUGHT HIM DINNER AND BREAKFAST!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NO SERIOUSLY, I WENT TO FOOD LION AND BOUGHT 11 ITEMS ... IN THE "10 ITEMS OR LESS" LINE!
I'M EVIL I TELL YOU, EVIL!
AND WHEN THE CASHIER ASKED ME IF I WANTED PAPER OR PLASTIC, I DEMANDED THAT EACH ITEM BE SEPERATELY BAGGED IN PLASTIC!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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HEY FATE, WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE A CAROB IN YOUR MOTHER'S BLENDER, BECAUSE I KNOW SHE WON'T BE EATING SOLID FOOD FOR A WHILE AFTER LAST NIGHT'S INCIDENT! I SECRETLY WAXED HER FLOOR AND SHE SLIPPED!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wow Doc, now tell him to punch himself in the nuts.
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FURTHER, FATE IS A PUSSY! WELL I BET HE'S NEVER EVEN DONE THE SWEET THRILL OF JAYWALKING!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OR SOLICITING ENCYCLOPEDIAS!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OR CRUCIFYING ORPHANS!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wow Doc, now tell him to punch himself in the nuts. I can't. Your moms head is in the way.
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Wow Doc, now tell him to punch himself in the nuts. I can't. Your moms head is in the way.
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH AND I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WITHOUT HER CONSENT! SHE CRIED!
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Dr. Fate has a sister? 
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Dr. Fate has a sister?
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no, really, where's your sister? is she hot? does she have one of those snazzy helmets, too?
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YES! I PLACED A PIECE OF CHEWING GUM IN HER HAIR AS SHE SLUMMBERED! SHE'S CALLED BUZZCUT SALLY NOW!
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no, really, where's your sister? is she hot? does she have one of those snazzy helmets, too? One more weak ass response proving that Rob's Whores aren't all they claim to be.
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dude, shh, I'm tryin to ask about Fate's sister! will she be in JSA?
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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yeah, I kinda wanna know about fate's sister too.
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he's trynna block us from fate's sister. 
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My non-existent sister? Why? You are morons, women by design love that.
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now all of a sudden shes "non-existent"... 
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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okay, you're back, now the sister! and the helmet! tell us!
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WELL FOR STARTERS, SHE HAS NO ASS! HER TITS ARE NOT TOO BIG BUT STILL QUITE LARGE! NO PIERCINGS WORTH MENTIONING! SHE ONLY STARTED WEARING A HELMET AFTER THE WHOLE GUM INCIDENT! FACE IS A 7! NOT FAT BUT HAS A LITTLE THIGH FLAB! ALL IN ALL, SHE'S NOT BAD!
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be honest evil. you hit that till she was screaming darksied didnt you?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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he totally hit it! earlier he said he called her "buzzcut". she's got a landing strip!
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the no ass thing is kind of a dealbreaker. a little thigh meat isn't a problem for me. face is a 7? that's manageable.
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I NEVER DENIED IT! I FUCKED HER WITHOUT HER CONSENT AND SHE SCREAMED!
THEN I LEFT AND PLACED A STUMBLING BLOCK IN FRONT OF A BLIND MAN!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HIS CHANGE WENT EVERYWHERE AND I SWIPED IT!
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I NEVER DENIED IT! I FUCKED HER WITHOUT HER CONSENT AND SHE SCREAMED!
but to be really evil, did you promise to call and then...NOT call???
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I NEVER DENIED IT! I FUCKED HER WITHOUT HER CONSENT AND SHE SCREAMED!
but to be really evil, did you promise to call and then...NOT call??? because that's pretty fuckin' reprehensible right there.
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