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#951055 2008-05-24 9:27 PM
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No, not my dandruff shampoo!

Just checked the Admin CP at the Insurgency and we have not one...not two...but three NEW RKMBers registering. I haven't approved them yet, but will shortly.

Clearly, despite their endless comments about how none of our posts affect them in any way, it's just all a bunch of lies.

These "hard core badasses" are buckling.

It's only a matter of time before they all have their individual and/or collective meltdowns and we can accurately state that we "win".

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
No, not my dandruff shampoo!

Just checked the Admin CP at the Insurgency and we have not one...not two...but three NEW RKMBers registering. I haven't approved them yet, but will shortly.

Clearly, despite their endless comments about how none of our posts affect them in any way, it's just all a bunch of lies.

These "hard core badasses" are buckling.

It's only a matter of time before they all have their individual and/or collective meltdowns and we can accurately state that we "win".

Zzap!


Yes, and they know it. Not one of them have been able to challenge my premonitions.

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I JUST LEFT FLAMING DEFECATION IN EACH OF THEIR MAILBOXES!

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THEN I SENT IN A $10,000 DONATION TO MY LOCAL ABORTION CLINIC!

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that's a shame. about your dandruff. perhaps if you switched brands?

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Hey Zzap, keep posting the updates on the war. If nothing else, it demoralizes all the robbers that read it! I love it!

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hi Chris! *waves*

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FRANK! NICE TO SEE YOU! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE YOUR WIFE WAS MANGLED BY JAGUARS? DID THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF EVIL PERSON COULD HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?

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well, she did manage to hang on for a good two weeks, but clumsy me, I tripped over the electrical cord of the machines keeping her alive, and that was it.

good thing I took out that nice big insurance policy on her a couple of months ago.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
that's a shame. about your dandruff. perhaps if you switched brands?


Thanks for your concern. Any suggestions? I've tried, Wella, Pantene, and even some expensive salon stuff that my sister gets and nothing seems to work.

What do you use and is it effective? More importantly, does it help you with the ladies?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Goatse does wonders for him.

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tee hee!

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Don't know if you guys have noticed or not, but at the moment, we have 10 Insurgents here out of 23 total posters. Once we unleash the second wave, we will bury them.

Excellent work today, Mr. Raisin!

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Dan Blocker
Goatse does wonders for him.

Did somebody say....Goatse?

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Wow. That sure was offensive.




Sincerely, 2002


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Wow. That sure was offensive.




Sincerely, 2002


HA! We pwn 2002! That's right...we bad.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Third grade was a lot of fun, wasn't it?


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
that's a shame. about your dandruff. perhaps if you switched brands?


Thanks for your concern. Any suggestions? I've tried, Wella, Pantene, and even some expensive salon stuff that my sister gets and nothing seems to work.

What do you use and is it effective? More importantly, does it help you with the ladies?

Zzap!


pickle juice!

actually I don't know what to recommend for you. perhaps you should consult a physician?

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Third grade was a lot of fun, wasn't it?


You were in third grade in 2002? No wonder you are such an idiot.

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You're a quick one, aren't you?


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NOT AS QWIK AS YOU HAVING SEX WITH FATE'S SISTER!

[NOTE: I MISPELLED QUICK TO COST YOU PRECIOUS TIME EDITING, BECAUSE I'M EVIL!]

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Third grade was a lot of fun, wasn't it?


I had a blast. And I'm sure you will too.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: rex
Third grade was a lot of fun, wasn't it?


I had a blast. And I'm sure you will too.

Zzap!


HA! Sorry rex. That was pretty funny, though...

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You've become one of them, haven't you?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
You've become one of them, haven't you?


Bump for truth.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
It's only a matter of time before they all have their individual and/or collective meltdowns and we can accurately state that we "win".


How would you define a "meltdown"? Cause I get the feeling you're gonna grab on to the first sign of a "collective meltdown" you can find when you feel like leaving this place.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
You've become one of them, haven't you?


Well, if picking on you makes Pro one of them, most of us have been Insurgents for years...


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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
 Originally Posted By: Dan Blocker
Goatse does wonders for him.

Did somebody say....Goatse?

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