SHAME DEAR OLD MAW COULDN'T BE HERE TODAY! ITS A SHAME SHE TOLD ME NOT TO SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TELEVISION! I HAD TO SEND AN EX-KGB AGENT TO KILL HER, DRAIN HER BLOOD, AND SEND IT TO NORTH KOREA.
HAVE YOU EVER SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLED KITTENS IN FRONT OF CHILDREN? AND AFTER DOING SO, LIT THE KITTENS ON FIRE AND JUGGLED THEM? AND THEN PUNTED EACH FLAMMING KITTEN INTO A CHINESE KITCHEN? AND THEN FARTED AND RAN AWAY?