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I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more! I, King Snarf, am prepared to dish out heaping quantities of what for!
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okay, that's enough, snarf.
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Did I scare 'em all off already?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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seriously, Snarf. . .STOP IT OR I'LL PUT YOU IN A FUCKING BOX!!!!!!!!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more! I, King Snarf, am prepared to dish out heaping quantities of what for! Damn! Wouldn't you know it? I just started my diet.  Can I have just a little slice of what for, instead? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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oh, it's already been broughten!
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seriously, Snarf. . .STOP IT OR I'LL PUT YOU IN A FUCKING BOX!!!!!!!! What's a "fucking box?" Is that like the Orgasmatron from the Woody Allen movie, "Sleeper"? Or is that the specially designated box in which you guys have sex with each other? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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THE QUEEN IS ABOUT TO BREAK!
WELL QUEEN, WAS IT THE LOOSE LID ON THE SALT SHAKER? THE TOILET PAPER AROUND YOUR HOUSE? THE CANNIBAL STRIPPER I SENT THAT LITERALLY ATE YOUR AUNT?
YOU WILL BREAK AND BOW BEFORE HIS EVIL HIGHNESS, BARON EVIL SOON!
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it's where rob keeps his "special" toys.
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it's where rob keeps his "special" toys.  Funny. Damn, you guys really have no respect for the board founder? I have to admit, I thought the line about you guys originally migrating here to shit on the boards was just a ruse of some sort. Is that really why you're all here? How does Rob feel about that? We joke around with each other, too, but you guys seem to have more of an edge of truth than we do. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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seriously, Snarf. . .STOP IT OR I'LL PUT YOU IN A FUCKING BOX!!!!!!!! What's a "fucking box?" Is that like the Orgasmatron from the Woody Allen movie, "Sleeper"? Or is that the specially designated box in which you guys have sex with each other? Zzap!
Dick in a box?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg(This boards embedding system is peculiar).
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it's where rob keeps his "special" toys. Funny. Damn, you guys really have no respect for the board founder? I have to admit, I thought the line about you guys originally migrating here to shit on the boards was just a ruse of some sort. Is that really why you're all here? How does Rob feel about that? We joke around with each other, too, but you guys seem to have more of an edge of truth than we do. Zzap! stop being a pussy-fag. it's freedom here. rob's a gay homersexural. that's fine, but we still gonna shit on your face so Dave can eat sum dinner.
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it's where rob keeps his "special" toys. Funny. Damn, you guys really have no respect for the board founder? I have to admit, I thought the line about you guys originally migrating here to shit on the boards was just a ruse of some sort. Is that really why you're all here? How does Rob feel about that? We joke around with each other, too, but you guys seem to have more of an edge of truth than we do. Zzap! stop being a pussy-fag. it's freedom here. rob's a gay homersexural. that's fine, but we still gonna shit on your face so Dave can eat sum dinner. You're my kinda bitch. Might have to break you in with my belt a bit though. Won't have my ho's using dirty language.
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huh? I've seen jumps in logic before, but that was truely paradoxical.
you ain't never done seem my vagina. and, not knowing what a world you'll enter, I invite you to try her.
i DARE you.
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baby girl does need some discipline!
Hittin her is fine with me!
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huh? I've seen jumps in logic before, but that was truely paradoxical.
you ain't never done seem my vagina. and, not knowing what a world you'll enter, I invite you to try her.
i DARE you. I wish you'd join the military so I could callously send you to die.
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dude! I like hitler too! He was so sweet in those old movies...
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dude! I like hitler too! He was so sweet in those old movies... I knew you and I were made for eachbrother.
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and this one time, when hitler makes puppies with Edna Purviance, I totally jerked off and cummed all over my dvds
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HITLER IS EVIL! OHBOY!
IF ONLY HE KILLED THE PUPPIES INSTEAD!
LIKE THE TIME I FOUND A LOST DOG, KILLED IT, AND RETURNED IT TO ITS OWNERS. WHEN THEIR 8 YEAR OLD CHILD STARTED I CRYING, I DEMANDED MY REWARD!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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and this one time, when hitler makes puppies with Edna Purviance, I totally jerked off and cummed all over my dvds You have a penis? Will you marry me?
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I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more! I, King Snarf, am prepared to dish out heaping quantities of what for! Shut the hell up and grow a me!
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and this one time, when hitler makes puppies with Edna Purviance, I totally jerked off and cummed all over my dvds You have a penis? Will you marry me? oi. can someone send these fruitloops a memo? goddamn, I'll do it myself. Hi, I'm Uschi, your singin', strummin' hermaphrodite. I have a championship-winning cunt with teeth and a nasty case of gingivitis. She doesn't like to be brushed and spits at me when I try. People call her the Sarlacc Snatch. I also have a left nut. This testicle is larger than your head, swear to god. I have a vast collection of detatchable penii which I routinely use to fuck people to death. Some have razors. Some vibrate. There is a small emo boy living inside my ass. If you happen to have any glass bottles or aluminum cans, please shove them up my ass so Steve can return them for 5 cents. I have an elephant fetus embedded in each of my melon-sized breasts, and I like to take turns with my sister, shoving a watermelon into my rectum. People I'm currently crushing on: Kwink. people I'm currently the victim of a barrage of love poems and marriage proposals: everyone else. welcome to the club of people that adore me.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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oi. can someone send these fruitloops a memo? goddamn, I'll do it myself.
Hi, I'm Uschi, your singin', strummin' hermaphrodite. I have a championship-winning cunt with teeth and a nasty case of gingivitis. She doesn't like to be brushed and spits at me when I try. People call her the Sarlacc Snatch. I also have a left nut. This testicle is larger than your head, swear to god. I have a vast collection of detatchable penii which I routinely use to fuck people to death. Some have razors. Some vibrate. There is a small emo boy living inside my ass. If you happen to have any glass bottles or aluminum cans, please shove them up my ass so Steve can return them for 5 cents. I have an elephant fetus embedded in each of my melon-sized breasts, and I like to take turns with my sister, shoving a watermelon into my rectum. People I'm currently crushing on: Kwink. people I'm currently the victim of a barrage of love poems and marriage proposals: everyone else. welcome to the club of people that adore me. LOOK ITS COMICLASS!
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of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, and you had to walk into mine.
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oi. can someone send these fruitloops a memo? goddamn, I'll do it myself.
Hi, I'm Uschi, your singin', strummin' hermaphrodite. I have a championship-winning cunt with teeth and a nasty case of gingivitis. She doesn't like to be brushed and spits at me when I try. People call her the Sarlacc Snatch. I also have a left nut. This testicle is larger than your head, swear to god. I have a vast collection of detatchable penii which I routinely use to fuck people to death. Some have razors. Some vibrate. There is a small emo boy living inside my ass. If you happen to have any glass bottles or aluminum cans, please shove them up my ass so Steve can return them for 5 cents. I have an elephant fetus embedded in each of my melon-sized breasts, and I like to take turns with my sister, shoving a watermelon into my rectum. People I'm currently crushing on: Kwink. people I'm currently the victim of a barrage of love poems and marriage proposals: everyone else. welcome to the club of people that adore me. LOOK ITS CAPSLOK! LOOK ITS COMICLASS!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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ooooooooooh, I fucked up ubb code.
bummer.
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can't live with 'em; fuck 'em
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I, of course, blame the Germans!
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